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Time Is Ripe for Openly Gay President Says Carter
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 18 December 2010 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/19/2010 1:48:24 PM PST by John Semmens

Former President Jimmy Carter came out forthrightly in favor of an openly gay person as president of the United States.

“We’re breaking down the barriers that have been in place for hundreds of years,” Carter asserted. “President Obama is our first openly Black president. President Clinton was our first proven fornicating president. I think it’s about time that we have our first openly homosexual president.”

Carter dismissed rumors that several former presidents may have been secretly gay as irrelevant. “I know there are those who say Lincoln may have been gay,” Carter admitted. “And Buchanan, a lifelong bachelor, certainly had the look of a sodomite. But neither acknowledged being gay.”

The former President speculated that “an openly gay US President would likely improve our nation’s relationships with Middle Eastern countries” because “these are places where pederasty is very common and the leaders of these countries would then share more of a common bond with our gay president.”

Representative Barney Frank (D-Mass) praised “President Carter’s candor” and suggested that “an openly gay President would be able to get more members behind his legislative program.”

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TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: carter; craptire; frank; gay; satire; stupid; wasteoftime
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1 posted on 12/19/2010 1:48:31 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

I wonder if this sentiment is a follow-up to his “lust in my heart” comment from the 70’s.


2 posted on 12/19/2010 1:50:51 PM PST by Ghost of Philip Marlowe (Prepare for survival.)
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To: John Semmens

“Breaking down barriers” is not what government is about. It’s about representing the people.


3 posted on 12/19/2010 1:50:58 PM PST by Tax Government (Democrat: "I'm driving to Socialism at 95 mph." Republican: "Observe the speed limit.")
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To: John Semmens

...time is right for a peanut farmer,half arse carpenter, to STFU


4 posted on 12/19/2010 1:51:36 PM PST by Doogle ((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Tax Government

Does carter plan on running again?


5 posted on 12/19/2010 1:52:09 PM PST by hal ogen (1st Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: John Semmens

So did Carter come out?


6 posted on 12/19/2010 1:53:18 PM PST by A CA Guy ( God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: John Semmens

You know, you stick “Former President Carter says...” to the front of any ridiculous statement and it’s hard to see it’s satire.


7 posted on 12/19/2010 1:54:11 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (We conservatives will always lose elections as long as we allow the MSM to choose our candidates.)
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To: John Semmens

Does this mean he’s not supporting Obama in 2012? Maybe he’s endorsing Hillary?


8 posted on 12/19/2010 1:54:20 PM PST by Brilliant
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To: John Semmens

Looks like a pretty broad hint to Zero. After all, being black isn’t working out all that well for him.


9 posted on 12/19/2010 1:56:02 PM PST by Interesting Times (WinterSoldier.com. SwiftVets.com. ToSetTheRecordStraight.com.)
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To: Brilliant
Does this mean he’s not supporting Obama in 2012? Maybe he’s endorsing Hillary?

Or he's mulling a run himself.

10 posted on 12/19/2010 1:56:42 PM PST by pnh102 (Regarding liberalism, always attribute to malice what you think can be explained by stupidity. - Me)
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To: John Semmens

“?President Obama is our first openly Black president”

Say what? This article is riddled with sattire.


11 posted on 12/19/2010 1:58:04 PM PST by goseminoles
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To: John Semmens

We already had three:

Buchanan
Carter
Obama

All Democrats.


12 posted on 12/19/2010 1:58:26 PM PST by VanDeKoik (1 million in stimulus dollars paid for this tagline!)
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To: pnh102

“Or he’s mulling a run himself.”

If so, it’s going to be an uphill climb to overcome the label “Bunny Torturer.”


13 posted on 12/19/2010 1:59:02 PM PST by Brilliant
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To: John Semmens

Barney Frank (D-Mass) praised “President Carter’s candor” and suggested that “an openly gay President would be able to get more members behind his legislative program.”

Bawney would certainly stand firmly behind a gay POtuS.


14 posted on 12/19/2010 1:59:19 PM PST by jessduntno (Care what the Left thinks of you? "Their opinion of me and my policies is irrelevant." - Dick Cheney)
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To: John Semmens

Curse you, John Semmens! Before checking the credits, I started to read and it made sense Carter would take that position. Perfect sense, actually.

You are the best at what you do. Confound FReepers ;)


15 posted on 12/19/2010 2:01:42 PM PST by EDINVA
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To: John Semmens

I thought we already have an openly Gay President


16 posted on 12/19/2010 2:03:40 PM PST by Sarah Barracuda
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To: John Semmens

Jimmy Carter forgets that you have to breath to keep your brain alive.


17 posted on 12/19/2010 2:06:09 PM PST by antidemoncrat
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To: Doogle

NOPE! America doesn’t want a First Homosexual President. Obama will poison the well for another black man in the White House.
Gays have been treated better in this nation than any other in the world throughout history—They shouldn’t push their luck—Heck, we have yet to have a Jewish President. I am looking forward to our first Mormon President (Beck not Mitt).


18 posted on 12/19/2010 2:06:51 PM PST by Forward the Light Brigade (Into the Jaws of H*ll)
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To: John Semmens

President Obama is our first openly Black president????

Openly Black???????

Openly????

what the hell does that mean???

“My fellow Americans..I want to confess to you ...today,..
I am a Black man”.....


19 posted on 12/19/2010 2:08:23 PM PST by LtKerst (Lt Kerst)
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To: Tax Government

Jimmy Carter, Our First Openly drooling Moron Marxist president.


20 posted on 12/19/2010 2:09:46 PM PST by LtKerst (Lt Kerst)
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