Posted on 11/29/2010 9:08:09 AM PST by John Semmens
Despite the recent election in which his Party received a “shellacking,” President Obama told ABC News’ Barbara Walters that he is “extraordinarily proud” of his accomplishments to-date.
“I could’ve been just a run-of-the-mill president like so many others, but I’ve made these historic and interesting times in which to live,” Obama bragged. “Unemployment hasn’t been this high since the Roosevelt Administration over 70 years ago. These parlous circumstances have enabled me to preside over a spending spree unmatched by any previous president. More people are getting government checks than ever before.”
The President pointed to his “historic” health care reform legislation as another grand achievement. “What other law has been passed by congressmen who so openly admitted to not having read it beforehand?” he asked. “We are not only transforming the way health services will be delivered, we are also charting a new way to govern. There is no limit to what we can do when legislators are willing to blindly enact a policy that no one fully comprehends. This is a transformational legacy that will change this nation forever.”
Obama further contended that the idea of members of congress voting without a good knowledge about the content of the bill should not be surprising. “The American people voted for me without a good knowledge,” he pointed out. “It’s a new paradigm of faith in this nation’s leaders that may obviate the need for future elections.”
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Apparently Muhammad Ali is not “the greatest” anymore — he’s been replaced.
Satire. REally good satire, though.
I don’t see the satire in this. Obama is Clouseau without the humor.
Hahahaha ... too close to really believable ... not enough bragging though ... hahahaha ....
almost fell for it.. phew.. lmao
They nail this one!
“Run of the mill president, like so many others”? Well, so much for predecessors. This man has a lot of class - and perhaps some day we will find it.
I give Mr. Obama an F for his first and last term.
He isn’t qualified to run a newsstand.
Oops. :)
“I don’t see the satire in this. Obama is Clouseau without the humor.”
However, Zero is
dum dum ... dum dum ... dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dummmmmmmmmmmmm dum dum ....
ha!
Obammy sure is an idiot.
Remember how the dems tried to push obammy being so much smarter than we?
I bet obozo couldn’t make a peanut butter sandwich.
High self-esteem for no apparent reason. You would think he attended public school.
I hope you don't mind my cutting and pasting this hilarious tidbit from your blog regarding 0bama's basketball misadventure:
The owner of the offending elbow was wrestled to the ground by the president’s bodyguard and is presently in custody. “What charges will be filed against this individual remain to be seen,” said Attorney General Eric Holder. “Attacking the president, even by accident, is a serious matter. We need to make an example that will serve as a warning to others. If the president is driving to the basket you get out of his way and let him score. If the president is guarding you let him steal the ball. This is simple common sense. Those who don’t have it may not be smart enough to be allowed to go free.”
Well he and his ilk are the only ones who are.
I was struck speechless, until I saw who wrote it.
Got me again, you dog.
0bama is living in a dream world; I wonder if he’s lost his grip on reality.
Great satire.
Also, “parlous”- vocabulary enhancement day for 0?
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