ZERO POSSUMUS ARUGULA
Posted on 12/14/2009 1:21:05 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
So it seems Emperor Zero was on with Oprah Windbag last night, and she asked him to give himself a grade for this, his first year in office. Mr. Modest gave himself a "good solid B plus." He added that if ObamaCare passes, he would tip that up to an "A minus."
What kind of a report card do the DUmmies give Dear Leader? Now you would think at a place called DEMOCRATIC Underground, the Democrat President would score very high. Think again, Einstein! The DUmmies give Zero an "EPIC FAIL"! At least a lot of them do. Some bravely try to bail out the sinking ship that is the Black Pill. But Present Obama has been so ineffective at advancing their "progressive" agenda, the Progs give him a bad progress report. Read it and wee-weep, Barry, here in this THREAD, "President Obama Gives Himself a ‘Solid B-Plus’" and this THREAD, "Obama gives himself a grade B Plus with his perfomance so far---what does DU give him?."
So now let's drop in on the Teachers' Lounge, where the DUmmies are busy filling out their evaluations, in Report Card Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, is in the [Barackets]:
President Obama Gives Himself a ‘Solid B-Plus’
[Of course, he's just being modest. Surely the members of Democratic Underground will give his dazzling performance an "A PLUS"!!]
not in my book. . . .
[Wha-a???]
You gave him an A too?
[Um. No.]
so funny I forgot to laugh. . . .
[Hee! Hee!]
Solid A.
[A for Abysmal.]
It's amazing the turn around that's happening in our country now. . . .
[Yes, Obozo's poll numbers are plummeting like a rock! Buyer's remorse, bigtime, and there's no return counter!]
yes, things are going swimmingly. . . .
[Barry is swimming below C level.]
Talk about audacity or is it hubris?
[The Audacity of Hubris: Grade Self-Inflations]
+1!
[-0!]
No, Obama, you get a C- grade. I could have done what you have done so far, and done more. . . .
[DUmmie BeFree gives himself a B Plus.]
Obama has failed. . . .
[President is above his pay grade.]
You like Cheney running around free, shooting off his mouth?
[Obama fails the Cheney Frogmarch test.]
There has been no real change from Bushco.
[Chimpy McSame.]
So, you never criticized Bush? Hypocrisy is real ugly.
How is criticizing Baby Caligula a problem for you?
[Barry Arugula is the new Baby Caligula.]
You and all your bitter little friends... Bitter, bitter, bitter.
[Typical bitter DUmmies.]
he's not bush, but he's not exactly rocking the ole bush boat is he? . . . That to me is epic fail.
[Rock the Bush boat or you're Barack the Bushbot! Epic fail!]
yeah, I'm bitter, because I was stupid enough to believe a fork-tongued politician with a slogan about "change" who now appears to be one of the foxes robbing my henhouse.
[The slick brown fox jumped over the stupid DUmmie.]
If he'd given himself an A, he'd have looked like an a$$hole.
[A for a$$hole, B+ for more than a bozo.]
Delusional. F.
[The sinking of Delusitania.]
It would be interesting to hear his reasons for giving himself a B+. He must be inhabiting an alternate universe from the one I'm living in.
[He lives on the Third Barack from the Sun.]
B for Buttmunch
[Is that you, Ben Burch?]
It's not Obama
[The old "dog ate my homework" excuse.]
It's Rahm!! It's Summers!! It's Geithner!! It's Gates!! It's Congress!! It's Cheney's moles!! It's Blue Dogs!! It's Yellow Dogs!! It's DINO's!! It's RINO's!! It's !!...
[The Blue Dogs ate his homework!!]
A straight D
[Those are hard to find.]
I had that very same thought! A theme!
As the saying goes, when you get to the fork-tongued pol in the road, take him...
Top 23! Moving the bar like a libtard!
for later...
Cheney’s moles?
I nearly spit my Cup ‘O Noodles on that one.
May be referring to Obama adviser Kurt Grove.
To which I say: 
“It’s Rahm!! It’s Summers!! It’s Geithner!! It’s Gates!! It’s Congress!! It’s Cheney’s moles!! It’s Blue Dogs!! It’s Yellow Dogs!! It’s DINO’s!! It’s RINO’s!! It’s !!... “
It’s EVERYONE but Obama, oh how convenient, just the way Obama wants you to think little DUmmie. And um...I think RINO’S would be HELPING your cause there.
LOL, I was just listening to Karl Rove and he said Obama shouldn’t of said anything at all, and Rove would give him a D+.
I think he/she was being sarcastic, that person I'm pretty sure is 1 of the Dummies against Obama.
Watching the liberals is going to get even better as Barry’s number plummet.
GREAT idea, visualops! Thanx for the inspiration! Everybody, click on a music link and sing along!
BAD NEWS FOR BARACK
Tune: "Limbo Rock" Original MIDI
Every lib'ral boy and girl
All the folks in Limbaugh World
Both sides bashing on Barack
All find something they can mock
Track his numbers, track his polls
Track the unemployment rolls
All the pollsters on the block
Say it's bad news for Barack
He'll go lower now
He'll go lower now
How low can he go
First he spread the wealth around
Then he bowed down to the ground
Spend a trillion, make it three
Spend it like it grows on trees
Track his numbers, track his polls
Track the unemployment rolls
All the pollsters on the block
Say it's bad news for Barack
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Though he started out on top
Every time the numbers drop
There's a ratings trend that shows
He will fall to record lows
Track his numbers, track his polls
Track the unemployment rolls
All the pollsters on the block
Say it's bad news for Barack
Don't move that phone book far
He needs a polling czar
How low can he go
Blind pigs and stopped clocks.
“It’s Rahm!! It’s Summers!! It’s Geithner!! It’s Gates!! It’s Congress!! It’s Cheney’s moles!! It’s Blue Dogs!! It’s Yellow Dogs!! It’s DINO’s!! It’s RINO’s!! It’s !!... “
Am I reading too much into this or are the DUmmies getting tired of the blame game?
President Obama Gives Himself a ‘Solid B-Plus’
Whoa. A ‘Solid B-Plus’? That doesn't make sense. A 'Solid B', yes. A 'Solid A, yes. But a ‘Solid B-Plus’, no. A 'B-Plus' is basically the same as an 'A-Minus'. Somewhere better than a B but not quite an A, so it can't be 'Solid'. Its fluid and depends on the scoring of the teacher (grader). But since Barry is use to GRADE Inflation, pimping his 'minority status' his whole life it figures mr 'I Vote Present' would say that.
Without 'the curve' Barry gets a 'Solid' Fail.
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