Posted on 09/07/2008 2:57:41 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
The DUmmies are in panic mode. "Obama & Biden's Gaffe-In" is tanking in the ratings, while "Maverick" and "Wonder Woman" are climbing. So here's an audience-grabber: Get Barry a little "Northern Exposure." Go north, young messiah, north to Alaska! That's the suggestion offered in this THREAD, "How about this for a ballsy idea for Obama...." So let's tune into this episode of "Desperate WhiteHousedrives," in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, enjoying "Terminator: The Sarah Palin Chronicles," is in the [Barackets]:
How about this for a ballsy idea for Obama....
[Is that you, Jesse Jackson?]
Barack should hold a town hall meeting . . . in Wasilla, Alaska.
[The Thrilla in Wasilla!]
And don't screen the questions.
["Um, uh, uh, to answer that question with, uh, specificity, is, uh, above my pay grade."]
THAT would be political theater.
[GREAT idea! Although I think it's already been suggested by one of Obama's advisers--you know, the new guy, kinda pudgy, balding, glasses . . . oh, what's his name again? That's right! Grove. Kurt Grove.]
I say he rides in on a snowmobile . . .
[snowmachine . . .]
with a moose he just shot. . . .
[Obama's good at shooting the bull.]
Would generate at least 3 news cycles of buzz. . . .
[Would generate at least 3 flocks of buzzards, circling his political carcass.]
What would McCain do in response?
[His impression of Montgomery Burns saying, "Excellent!"]
he'd be fine with the residents of Wasilla.
[They're used to field-dressing opossum.]
Even while Obama was overseas, the press was already saying he didn't get a bump from his trip.
[Hey, he picked up HUGE support in Berlin!]
If Obama was in Wasilla, if I was McCain, I would create an outlandishly lying bullsh*t ad with Palin that took something totally out of context, like say his "Clinging to religion and guns" statement. I'd put her in the ad saying something like "Barack Obama thinks he knows Wasilla. But he doesn't know anything about small-towns. He believes you all "cling to guns and religion". He talks to regular folks one way, but in San Francisco, he'll say something else. . . ."
[And that would all be . . . TRUE.]
he will be fine in AK, and plus it might be a chance to push some anger out of some racist locals and catch it on camera. . . .
[When they start speaking in Norse Code.]
How would one go about passing this on to anybody within the campaign?
[Contact campaign adviser Mr. Kurt Grove at 1-800-ROVE-YMB.]
And invite her. Why not?
[Barack Obama vs. the Hockey Mama.]
I just hope the M$M wouldn't simply frame this is some kind of publicity stunt.
[Don't worry, they won't. They're not used to reporting the truth.]
Not only Wasilla though. He should tour all of Alaska.
[Yeah, he should visit our 57th state! (Or was Hawaii #57? I'm confused.)]
Anchorage, Fairbanks, Wasilla, Juneau...
[. . . and Nome and Point Barrow and Ketchikan and Prudhoe Bay... YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!]
To go to Wasilla alone would look too much like a stunt, maybe a little bit antagonistic. But as part of an Alaskan tour? Sh*t, he should kick that off tomorrow.
[North to Alaska! Every city and hamlet and igloo! Five weeks, minimum!]
would it be totally awesome if he carried Alaska!
[And lost the other 56.]
Send your idea to the campaign--I mean it.
[c/o kgrove@obama.nut]
The Republicans would pack the place. And it's only 3 electoral votes. He'd do better spending another day in Pennyslvania.
[Shhh!! Go with the half-baked Alaska idea. Besides, they're bitter in PA, too.]
She's running against Joe Biden, as it were. Not Obama.
[Joe who??]
Biden should do this, not Obama
[Biden is boarding the Amtrak to Wasilla even as we speak.]
How about Biden and Hillary?
[Sorry, Barack threw Hillary under the snowmachine.]
They could do a great one-two punch!
[Don't let Biden near the punch!]
remember Obama is running against McCain not Palin
[Actually, Obama is running against himself. And he's losing.]
Let Biden do it
[Beltway Joe to the rescue!]
ROTFL
If all goes well for the American people on 11/4, Obamessiah will be wandering aimlessly from town to town in the lower 48 on 11/5, wondering what went wrong with his divinely inspired plan to be elected Master of the Universe and where all that money went that Soros, Oprah, and Hollywood gave him.
Not to worry though, he will still be a Senator and Rezko will still need lots of favors that he's well able to pay for.
If I were Obama I'd want him as far away as possible too.
Even better, send him to Hawaii. Maybe he can get a copy of The One's birth certificate.
I think you mean the Lower 56.
Yeah, right!
I'm 3 years older than the Obamanation, and the fighting had ended when I was 16....
However, he still coulda joined. There was no draft, and no Selective Services then, either....
What a girlie-man....
Well he was in Iraq you know, so he must have fired an M-16 during his tour of duty over there doncha think?
Oh that's right, I almost forgot that his plane only landed in Iraq long enough for him to ask the military commanders some inane questions while his accompanying media budies shot a few thousands yards of publicity footage. So as much as he may have wanted to mix it up with Al Qaeda, he probably didn't have time to engage the enemy in combat. Which would have been a really big CHANGE for him that I'm sure he was eagerly looking forward to.
Dagnabbit, I just can't get used to all those recently admitted states.
When I was in college there were only 48 states in the union. Sometimes I have to wonder if it was wise to admit those last 9 or 10, so many now that I can't even keep count of them all.
George Hussein Onyango Obama
LOL! Norse Code! LOL!
OK, now we need to see Barack of the North riding a dogsled.
"Please, Barack! Come, organize our community!"
Shouted Sgt Preston of the Northwest Mounted Police!
I could hardly wait to get home from school and tune in Dad's big Spartan maple wood console radio to that program. You could always count on King to charge into the bad guy and give Sgt Preston the opportunity to smack him around before arresting him.
My grand kids have more Chinese made electronic gadgetry than all branches of the US armed forces combined, but I don't think they get as much enjoyment out of those battery eaters as I did from that vacuum tube Spartan radio. It was my Dad's pride and joy, although it took played 2nd fiddle to his metallic green '41 Packard 120 Straight Eight sedan. It even had shortwave bands that would usually pick up BBC radio from London, and occasionally the US occupation force's shortwave station in Berlin on clear winter nights. In this age of 400-channel satellite TV and cheap intercontinental phone conversations that old radio doesn't sound very impressive, but it seemed like a magic box full of wonders to a 10 year old kid way back then.
Thanks for stirring up my old dimly lit memory banks billhilly, this old man needed it tonight to lighten things up a bit.
I’m back from West Palm Beach. I was on the turnpike and NO TOLLS. Because of hurricane evacuation from the Keys. Anyway, I am looking forward to doing a DUFU about the DUmmie reaction to the LATEST Gallup poll that shows Palin/McCain ahead of Obama/Biden by 10 points. Actually, I think the next few weeks will be full of LOTS of fantastic DUFU material (such as this one) because of what is happening to the Obamassiah.
Obamassiah says brother George will grow spiritually stronger by enduring hard times. I think the Cook County Messiah was dining on a Surf and Turf entree after a Blue Point oyster appetizer and before an Armadale vodka martini in the private dining compartment of his leased jet when he said that.
Breaking on Drudge: MSNBC drops Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews from election anchor chair
I say he rides in on a snowmobile . . .
[snowmachine . . .]
with a moose he just shot. . . .
“Can I get me a huntin’ license he’ah?”
Keep the cameras rolling while he attempts to hunt down a moose, field dresses it, and attempts to put it on said snowmobile. I’m sure the messiah can hunt and field dress moose. Can’t he?
These idiots know as much about Realpolitiks as they do about life, rationality and how to ensure your pusher isn't giving you bad drugs.
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