Posted on 09/07/2008 2:57:41 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
The DUmmies are in panic mode. "Obama & Biden's Gaffe-In" is tanking in the ratings, while "Maverick" and "Wonder Woman" are climbing. So here's an audience-grabber: Get Barry a little "Northern Exposure." Go north, young messiah, north to Alaska! That's the suggestion offered in this THREAD, "How about this for a ballsy idea for Obama...." So let's tune into this episode of "Desperate WhiteHousedrives," in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, enjoying "Terminator: The Sarah Palin Chronicles," is in the [Barackets]:
How about this for a ballsy idea for Obama....
[Is that you, Jesse Jackson?]
Barack should hold a town hall meeting . . . in Wasilla, Alaska.
[The Thrilla in Wasilla!]
And don't screen the questions.
["Um, uh, uh, to answer that question with, uh, specificity, is, uh, above my pay grade."]
THAT would be political theater.
[GREAT idea! Although I think it's already been suggested by one of Obama's advisers--you know, the new guy, kinda pudgy, balding, glasses . . . oh, what's his name again? That's right! Grove. Kurt Grove.]
I say he rides in on a snowmobile . . .
[snowmachine . . .]
with a moose he just shot. . . .
[Obama's good at shooting the bull.]
Would generate at least 3 news cycles of buzz. . . .
[Would generate at least 3 flocks of buzzards, circling his political carcass.]
What would McCain do in response?
[His impression of Montgomery Burns saying, "Excellent!"]
he'd be fine with the residents of Wasilla.
[They're used to field-dressing opossum.]
Even while Obama was overseas, the press was already saying he didn't get a bump from his trip.
[Hey, he picked up HUGE support in Berlin!]
If Obama was in Wasilla, if I was McCain, I would create an outlandishly lying bullsh*t ad with Palin that took something totally out of context, like say his "Clinging to religion and guns" statement. I'd put her in the ad saying something like "Barack Obama thinks he knows Wasilla. But he doesn't know anything about small-towns. He believes you all "cling to guns and religion". He talks to regular folks one way, but in San Francisco, he'll say something else. . . ."
[And that would all be . . . TRUE.]
he will be fine in AK, and plus it might be a chance to push some anger out of some racist locals and catch it on camera. . . .
[When they start speaking in Norse Code.]
How would one go about passing this on to anybody within the campaign?
[Contact campaign adviser Mr. Kurt Grove at 1-800-ROVE-YMB.]
And invite her. Why not?
[Barack Obama vs. the Hockey Mama.]
I just hope the M$M wouldn't simply frame this is some kind of publicity stunt.
[Don't worry, they won't. They're not used to reporting the truth.]
Not only Wasilla though. He should tour all of Alaska.
[Yeah, he should visit our 57th state! (Or was Hawaii #57? I'm confused.)]
Anchorage, Fairbanks, Wasilla, Juneau...
[. . . and Nome and Point Barrow and Ketchikan and Prudhoe Bay... YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!]
To go to Wasilla alone would look too much like a stunt, maybe a little bit antagonistic. But as part of an Alaskan tour? Sh*t, he should kick that off tomorrow.
[North to Alaska! Every city and hamlet and igloo! Five weeks, minimum!]
would it be totally awesome if he carried Alaska!
[And lost the other 56.]
Send your idea to the campaign--I mean it.
[c/o kgrove@obama.nut]
The Republicans would pack the place. And it's only 3 electoral votes. He'd do better spending another day in Pennyslvania.
[Shhh!! Go with the half-baked Alaska idea. Besides, they're bitter in PA, too.]
She's running against Joe Biden, as it were. Not Obama.
[Joe who??]
Biden should do this, not Obama
[Biden is boarding the Amtrak to Wasilla even as we speak.]
How about Biden and Hillary?
[Sorry, Barack threw Hillary under the snowmachine.]
They could do a great one-two punch!
[Don't let Biden near the punch!]
remember Obama is running against McCain not Palin
[Actually, Obama is running against himself. And he's losing.]
Let Biden do it
[Beltway Joe to the rescue!]
Biden does a pretty good impersonation of Ted Kennedy.
OK Senator Obama, here's how these things work. You hold the handle with the checkered plastic on both sides in your right hand, and then you pull back that top part with your left hand and let it go.
Now you just aim it carefully at the targ---------HEY WATCH IT MORON, YOU'RE POINTING THAT THING AT THE RANGEMASTER!!
I really don’t think he would be safe here ;-)))) And he wouldn’t be comfortable in the igloo’s :-)))
You bet he's tough. It's a looong hard swim from Vladivostok to AK, and that water is COLD!!
I could do it myself if I had to, but I'm waiting for the water to be warmed up a bit by the greenhouse gasses created by drilling ANWR. Go Exxon!!
Sorry, but that won't work. They're kinda dumb, but still smart enough to know that the presidential election is always held on the 6th.
Anyway, let's be fair about this, even a DUmmie has the right to vote you know.
Larry Sinclair said his bearing was not straight.
Paula Jones said a certain part of Clinton's anatomy wasn't straight, but never the less he won two terms in office.
Do these morons have any idea how HUGE and unpopulated Alaska is? The Obambi will be up there, wandering from town to town, until after the election.
Has Obambi ever held a gun much less fired one?
Are there even any moose tags left for this year?
Maybe he could try shooting a tourist and riding a moose. That trick might get his AK poll numbers up to zero.
LOL So? Obama....North to Alaska
Where the river is winding,
But few votes they’re a finding
North to Alaska,
[Hey, he picked up HUGE support in Berlin!]
He picked up HUGE support in all the other countries.
[When they start speaking in Norse Code.]
Did this DUmmie forget the rapper?
[Joe who??]
OK now Charles, you must be that [LOUSY FREEPER TROLL] posting that reply. It makes too much sense.
[Actually, Obama is running against himself. And he's losing.]
Twice in one thread????
Ma: Barack Obama smuggled you a police dog, but he sayd to keep it under your hat...
Pa: How big is it?
Ma: about so high (motioning)
Pa: He’s Crazy!
LOL! Kurt Grove strikes again!
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