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DUmmie FUnnies 09-13-05 ("Roberts' eyes have no soul")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 13, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/13/2005 5:04:30 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

I was inclined to support the confirmation of John Roberts as Chief Justice to the Supreme Court but now the DUmmies have come up with a convincing reason not to allow him onto the court in this THREAD titled, "Roberts' eyes have no soul." Yup! Forget get any legal reasons as qualifications. Roberts' eyes have no soul so this is definitely the deal killer. Actually it is quite amusing to read all the reasons the DUmmiecrats have for keeping Roberts off the High Court. Ooooh! Oooooh! He hasn't experienced enough failure in his life! Sound like a mental case DUmmie? Actually it was Richard Cohen who came up with this gem in his Washington Post column. So let us read the unreasoned analysis by the DUmmies for keeping Roberts off the Supreme Court in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent who thinks Justice Ginsburg should have been kept off the Court for having thin souless ugly lips, is in the [brackets]:

Roberts' eyes have no soul.

[But his eyebrows are warm and fuzzy.]

They are empty. Take a close look. They are void of expression...look into them and it's as if they are endless. Empty. IMO, even though his eyes are physically appealing, there is something about them that is chilling. Check it out.

[Son of Satan or Son of Sam?]

What I don't care for.. ...is that he keeps doing the pursed-lips tight-eyebrows look...not unlike the president does when you know there's very little or nothing going on in his head. Not sure if it's meant to look humble or innocent or what, but it's bothersome to me.

[Yeah, that plus the ear twitching is enough to keep Roberts off the High Court.]

The dead eyes of a shark?

[Or the DUmmie Coyote who constantly gets the Acme Co. packages exploding in his face.]

Absolutely, that Brill Cream smile he has on his face does not waver and does not extend to his eyes at all.He can sit their like that all day cause he knows he does not have to answer anything, and he walks into the job...he has been promised.My girl radar is on high alert with this one.

[What does your girl radar tell you about the phony smile of Hillary coupled with her Killer Shark eyes?]

I think it's premature to be saying that Roberts is souless.

[I say let's go ahead and jump to conclusions as always.]

I think Roberts and Bush are programmed. What else can it be? Unless......

[No "unless." They are obviously programmed by Karl Rove.]

I'm not sure it helps us who are progressive to be making superficial... judgments of our opponents. I mean, if you think about it, many on our side could very well qualify for having "soulless eyes."Let's hit Roberts on his positions.

[No. I say we go with the DUmmie flow and stick with the superficial crap.]

It is simply an observation. And no...I strongly disagree. Your eyes are the windows to what is inside...When I see vacancy...it is of concern to me.

[There is a permanent Vacancy sign at the DUmmieland Motel.]

He has those cold watery eyes you're right. He's really spooky, gives me chills up my spine.

[Just wait until John Roberts bites your neck.]

thus begins the reign of the shark people.

[Deep beneath the surface of the earth there exists a race of tiny shark people.]

I'm more worried about his aura.

[Aura vs Soulessness? Which will keep Roberts off the Supreme Court?]

I'm sorry guys, but I don't hate him I saw him on TV today and he didn't seem inherently evil or that he was trying to be anything but himself.Please, tell me why we should hate this man, and not because Shrub appointed him, that's not the best reason I'm sure.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: du; dummies; johnroberts; whassup
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To: Charles Henrickson

"You ate focaccia and gorgonzola with roasted garlic for lunch, Joe? Amazing - your breath exhibits no evidence..."

141 posted on 09/14/2005 4:42:11 PM PDT by Purrcival (Judge John Roberts is obviously the smartest guy in the room)
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To: Purrcival

"Let's kiss and promise to be friends from now on!"


142 posted on 09/14/2005 5:01:46 PM PDT by mjwise
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To: PJ-Comix

Have you seen this?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x4766674

I am not suggesting this for Dummie Funnies because it isn't (unless of course you could somehow turn it into a Dummie-Unfunnie.) In the weeks following Katrina I have seen more than a few posts there calling for Bush's death. Not direct threats, but one called for shooting down Air Force One over New Orleans with a shoulder-fired missile on the day of the President's first flyover, prompting my e-mails to fbi.gov and secretservice.gov suggesting they keep an eye on DU, if they're not already.

FRegards and keep up the good work.


143 posted on 09/14/2005 5:06:40 PM PDT by Bars4Bill
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To: Charles Henrickson

Aaaaack! My eyes! My delicate, soul-less eyes!


144 posted on 09/14/2005 5:26:03 PM PDT by shezza
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To: PJ-Comix
Okay I'm ready for my part in the vodcast :-) Video cameraman :-)

I just was out yesterday and taped a bear and 2 pods of beluga whales in the inlet. We are running out of summer up here though. Vacation time soon.

When are you getting your new computer ?

145 posted on 09/14/2005 5:30:47 PM PDT by Deetes (God Bless the Troops and their Families)
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To: PJ-Comix
Okay I'm ready for my part in the vodcast :-) Video cameraman :-)

I just was out yesterday and taped a bear and 2 pods of beluga whales in the inlet. We are running out of summer up here though. Vacation time soon.

When are you getting your new computer ?

146 posted on 09/14/2005 5:31:30 PM PDT by Deetes (God Bless the Troops and their Families)
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To: PJ-Comix

Souless eyes?

Have you ever checked out Howard "Ho-Ho" Dean? Really, he is not from this planet. That or he is "self-medicating" at a furious rate.

Biden? You mean Joe "Hairplug" Biden? Check out his eyes, vacant does not even come close.

Personally, I like the way Roberts has handed them their butts on a platter in that Biden and Kennedy, and Scary Chuckie think they know the law. Biden and Kennedy couldn't chase an ambulance and be sucessful.

Ahh...poor DUmmies, self-actualization and all that getting in touch with your feelings have made you total ditz bait.

Be sure and ping me when the first DUmmie head explodes, there is a mass Koolaid buy out, or a mass exodus to Quebec.

Twits.


147 posted on 09/14/2005 5:39:54 PM PDT by alarm rider (Irritating leftists as often as is humanly possible....)
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To: mjwise

Yeah, that thought had crossed my mind, too. They're a bit TOO close together for my taste.


148 posted on 09/14/2005 6:26:42 PM PDT by Purrcival (Judge John Roberts is obviously the smartest guy in the room)
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To: Bars4Bill; PJ-Comix

That DUmmie post is just plain sick. These people are even more warped than I thought, if that's possible.


149 posted on 09/14/2005 6:28:15 PM PDT by Purrcival (Judge John Roberts is obviously the smartest guy in the room)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Dude, these photos and the other photos you posted are hilarious. I cannot believe these not only were taken, but were actually posted on the net. Good job in the ol' laughter-inducing department!


150 posted on 09/14/2005 6:32:40 PM PDT by Cyclopean Squid (Social Darwinism will claim me first.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Absolutely, that Brill Cream smile he has on his face does not waver and

And they say we don't know how to spell!

Hey DUmmie, it's not Brill Cream, it's brylcream. Waver, hey maybe you're using that one correctly if you're trying to say he waves all the time or is a waver. Somehow or another I think you meant waiver. Of course I wouldn't expect DU's spell check to know that you were trying to refer to a hair pomade instead of some guy named Brill Cream. (Wonder what his middle name is!)

Or maybe you know some guy named Bill Cream whose smile doesn't "waver" but if that's what you were referring to, how the heck would we know since I've never met ole Bill personally.

Guess I shouldn't say too much since I've had to redo this post 4 different times because I kept forgetting to insert my < p > code. It's because I'm getting old. I sure felt old today. I'm having a problem with my hip and ye olde Doctor has decided I should use a cane to walk. We had to go to the medical device store in the town several miles away in order for me to pick up my new cane. Of course, since we were in the other town, we had to make our every other month WalMart run. I had fun trying to score points by running people down while driving their automated wheelchair basket thingy.

Is it noticeable I'm not in a very happy mood with all this mechanical assistance in getting around? Don't worry too much though, I'll get over my mood and return to being grateful for what I can do and what I have instead of grumping about the limits I'm living under for right now. In the meantime though, grumble, grumble, grumble, grrrrr, grumble! Oh, and while I'm grumbling I might as well gripe about the various tornado, flash flood and severe thunderstorm warnings we're under. (More grumble, grumble, gripe, gripe!)

151 posted on 09/14/2005 6:34:11 PM PDT by Sally'sConcerns
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To: PJ-Comix
Talk about a man with no soul in his eyes!!

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152 posted on 09/14/2005 6:41:47 PM PDT by JLO
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To: Charles Henrickson

Frankly, I think he has eyes like Elijah Wood's.


153 posted on 09/14/2005 6:53:12 PM PDT by MoochPooch (A righteous person worries about his or her behavior, an extremist about everyone else's.)
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To: atomicpossum
So, Robert's eyes have no Soul.

Better than PIAPS,then. She has NO soul at all. It was sold a LOOOOONNNNGGGG time ago, to further her career. The same with her husband.
154 posted on 09/14/2005 7:06:51 PM PDT by Rca2000 ( "What? No gravy? (POW!!) "Next time, remember the gravy!!!"(From "Chow Hound",1951.))
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To: Charles Henrickson

Good Lord, they really are imbeciles. (must not laugh, must not laugh...)

155 posted on 09/14/2005 7:08:57 PM PDT by DeFault User
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To: PJ-Comix

LOL! Wow--that was the quickest eBay transaction I have ever heard of--and special delivery, too! I guess there are good stories and bad ones--I like the good ones best!


156 posted on 09/14/2005 7:19:33 PM PDT by luvie (GOD BLESS AMERICA--AND GOD BLESS OUR MILITARY--WHO HAVE OUR BACKS!)
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To: Sally'sConcerns
that Brill Cream smile he has on his face does not waver. . . .
thus begins the reign of the shark people.


157 posted on 09/14/2005 7:50:19 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Chief Jawstice Roberts.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Personally, I would rather watch a hot tub full of hot looking guys! Tall, muscular, heavy but not exactly fat. Yeah, I could get into that. ;)


158 posted on 09/14/2005 7:53:59 PM PDT by Goodgirlinred ( GoodGirlInRed Four More Years!!!!!)
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To: atomicpossum
Must have been a bunch of DUmmie men who said his eyes have no soul. I think they a chock full of soul and humor. Great guy. Hope they vote and get him in soon!
159 posted on 09/14/2005 7:55:57 PM PDT by Goodgirlinred ( GoodGirlInRed Four More Years!!!!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Q. What is George Bush's position on Roe vs. Wade?

A. He really doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans.

:)


160 posted on 09/14/2005 7:56:31 PM PDT by tryingtomakesenseofthis
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