Posted on 06/01/2005 8:07:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
It’s Pied Piper Pitt’s WORST nightmare. Scamdy has left Johns Hopkins Hospital (according to Scamdy) and is now posting in DUmmieland as you can see (UPDATE: Thread ELIMINATED by Skinner) in this THREAD titled, “Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?” Actually, Scamdy, the only thing I really want to guess is why the April 27 FAX posted by your cheerleader Pitt as “proof” that you have pancreatic cancer was able to accurately predict back then that you would have surgery on the week of May 23 when it was ORIGINALLY scheduled for May 10. Perhaps Mrs. Harasaki is the one who sent the FAX and possesses some sort of psychic powers to look into the future since it wasn’t until almost two weeks AFTER the FAX was sent that your surgery was rescheduled to the week of May 23. However, welcome back Scamdy. Your recovery has been truly miraculous. In fact you were even able to make cell phone calls and sing Broadway show tunes from your ICU and even make a few posts on the Web even though Pitt has recently threatened to “smash you” if you make more posts in DUmmieland. UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! Apparently Skinner is also quite FRIGHTENED by Scamdy’s appearance in Dummieland since he just tossed this whole thread down the Memory Pitt. Unfortunately for Skinner most of that thread has been PRESERVED here on the DUmmie FUnnies. As usual the jolly healthy Andy Stephenson posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how many more of Scamdy’s posts will be tossed down the DUmmieland Memory Pitt, is in the [brackets]:
Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?
[The person who sent that Faux Fax that you suckered Pied Piper Pitt into posting on the Web as "proof” that you had pancreatic cancer?]
Guess why this is important and you win a big door prize. First right guess gets a cupie doll.
[That’s KEWPIE Doll and I award those to DUmmies who have a very brief moment of mental clarity. Such an award will be given to the first DUmmie to wonder how someone who supposedly had pancreatic cancer surgery has managed to remain as incredibly active as you have been, Scamdy.]
Andy ... how ARE you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?
[Resting? Hell no! Scamdy is feeling so chipper on the heels of his pancreatic cancer surgery that he is happily belting out Broadway show tunes on his cell phone from his ICU.]
Yeah Andy. How are you feeling these days?
[MUCH BETTER than Pied Piper Pitt. That’s for sure! Pitt has been spending all his time recently on his knees staring mesmerized at Scamdy’s zipper while waiting to be fed the latest bogus document that pops out of Scamdy’s toaster.]
Not feeling so great...
the incision will hurt for at least 4 weeks...then I get to have chemo and radiation. Fuuuun!
[The Fuuuun begins when you hit up DUmmieland again for money to pay for the chemo and radiation therapy.]
Who ta hell is Harasaki? Isn't it past your bedtime?
[Why should Scamdy hit the sack when he is so full of energy and other things?]
I am in too much pain to sleep. got out of the hospital today and the bed I am in is...well not as comfortable as the Hopkins bed was.
[Scamdy is not comfortable in his hotel bed. Please send money now for Scamdy to stay in a 5-Star hotel room.]
Got drugs?
[Better hope that Pied Piper Pitt doesn’t have drugs or we might have an OD case.]
yes but not as good as those delivered intravenously.
[Especially those drugs delivered via an intravenous rectal intrusion, Scamdy.]
Happy to see you in back in the game mode Andy!
[Just like he was back in ICU.]
I bet it was the surgeon, yes! and she was married to some other doctor but fell in love with Andy and got divorced and now she's the current Mrs. Andy Stephenson! And now that he's coming off the morphine he's thinking maybe he made a mistake.
[Yes, definitely a mistake. If Scamdy found himself married to Petra Verkaik he would also find himself in a state of deep revulsion. Now…if that fantasy included marriage to Pied Piper Pitt, that would be so much more romantic to Scamdy.]
God I hope not the former Mrs H is well lets just say not the marryin type. Her chidren have been known to desecrate church sancturaries.
[Which is worse: desecrating church sanctuaries or scamming people on the Web?]
Forgot to on this thread...I did on the other one.
And besides....she butted in on a conversation I was having on the other thread with someone else about the AndyScam money totals why return a courtesy to someone who didn't show any in the first place?
I love that word!
Panglossian, a view held predominately in DUmmie land.
prepares for defenestration
How about "formicarius" to describe DUmmieland?
I always wanted to use that word, "defenestrate," but never had an opportunity.
I have however used "copacetic," which describes the situation opposite that of what the Grand DUmbo "Skinner" calls "the Andy situation."
I saw that. Thats all you will get from him. Remember that this morning he had all the truth and would post it shortly. Also remember AndyScam was supposed to post his answers from JH along with a somewhat neutral 3rd party, as of last night.
crickets chirping loudly
Someone needs to remind both of them.
You can add not being able to or refusing to answer my question about how Scamdy could have known 14 hours in advace of his appointment when he was going to have surgery to the refusal to answer questions about the lie that Pitt, gruntled and badboy told about the date of the surgery and the reason for it's cancellation.
And what is with Jack Daniels decreasing their alcohol content?
Economics. It was either that or raise the price. It already costs and arm and a leg compared to others. Problem is none of the others have quite the same taste or buzz. When I'm not "on the scotch" I drink R&R (Rich and Rare). Has a similiar taste for a lot less dinero.
Funny how Pied Piper Pitt has remained mostly silent about those documents ever since they were shown to be BOGUS. I look forward to watching Pitt's testimony at the AndyScam trial.
Well, I guess I'm guilty of bad-mouthing CU. Cracks me up since they have an entire section dedicated to making fun of the DUmmies. Of course, how would they know they were being bad-mounted if they weren't over here reading the thread. Looks like a case of can dish it out but can't take it. At least I don't go to their neighborhood and call them names.
They loved having everybody over there until they got bored. It's like inviting people to come play in your sandbox and then throwing sand on them. I don't care about the bad words it was the attitude that we were their little playthings and when we didn't dance to their tune they started a flame war.
From my observations, most of the JD drinkers mix it in coke, as in Jack an Coke. Hell iffin you gotta drown it in soda, you might as well order the bar brand. 90% of the Jack and Coke drinkers wouldn't know the difference.
Years ago I came home from work (bedspring factory 2nd shift while attending college) to find my wife and her friend drinking my Johnny Walker Black with coke. I confiscated the bottle and kept it locked up after that.
He did his part....found some willing accomplices at CU that allowed him to get his message to the DUmp.
Now he's turned his lapdogs "Gruntled" and "badboy" loose on CU to keep the spin going.
"It is proof unless you assert that is is forged."
This is from gruntled talking about the document that is supposed to 'prove' this whole thing is on the up and up. Do you think he 'answered' your question txradioguy? LOL!!!
Yup. Thats the definition of Alchohol Abuse.
I think all he's doing is making all of us dizzy with his spin!
Economics. It was either that or raise the price.
JD went from 90 proof to 86 in the 1970s. Now they've gone to 80. You're basically paying the same price for less kick.
Most manufacturers have removed a cup from their "half gallons" of ice cream and just try to find a 33-gallon trash bag that hasn't been downsized to 30.
Meanwhile, the fries at McDonald's and the basic unit of Coca-Cola keeps getting bigger.
SD
For those of you not looking in on the Gruntled fiasco at CU....he's reverting to threatening to know people's "real" IP address and litigation to try and avoid answering questions and to try and intimidate the folks at CU asking the questions and questioning his "proof".
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