Posted on 06/01/2005 8:07:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
It’s Pied Piper Pitt’s WORST nightmare. Scamdy has left Johns Hopkins Hospital (according to Scamdy) and is now posting in DUmmieland as you can see (UPDATE: Thread ELIMINATED by Skinner) in this THREAD titled, “Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?” Actually, Scamdy, the only thing I really want to guess is why the April 27 FAX posted by your cheerleader Pitt as “proof” that you have pancreatic cancer was able to accurately predict back then that you would have surgery on the week of May 23 when it was ORIGINALLY scheduled for May 10. Perhaps Mrs. Harasaki is the one who sent the FAX and possesses some sort of psychic powers to look into the future since it wasn’t until almost two weeks AFTER the FAX was sent that your surgery was rescheduled to the week of May 23. However, welcome back Scamdy. Your recovery has been truly miraculous. In fact you were even able to make cell phone calls and sing Broadway show tunes from your ICU and even make a few posts on the Web even though Pitt has recently threatened to “smash you” if you make more posts in DUmmieland. UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! Apparently Skinner is also quite FRIGHTENED by Scamdy’s appearance in Dummieland since he just tossed this whole thread down the Memory Pitt. Unfortunately for Skinner most of that thread has been PRESERVED here on the DUmmie FUnnies. As usual the jolly healthy Andy Stephenson posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how many more of Scamdy’s posts will be tossed down the DUmmieland Memory Pitt, is in the [brackets]:
Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?
[The person who sent that Faux Fax that you suckered Pied Piper Pitt into posting on the Web as "proof” that you had pancreatic cancer?]
Guess why this is important and you win a big door prize. First right guess gets a cupie doll.
[That’s KEWPIE Doll and I award those to DUmmies who have a very brief moment of mental clarity. Such an award will be given to the first DUmmie to wonder how someone who supposedly had pancreatic cancer surgery has managed to remain as incredibly active as you have been, Scamdy.]
Andy ... how ARE you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?
[Resting? Hell no! Scamdy is feeling so chipper on the heels of his pancreatic cancer surgery that he is happily belting out Broadway show tunes on his cell phone from his ICU.]
Yeah Andy. How are you feeling these days?
[MUCH BETTER than Pied Piper Pitt. That’s for sure! Pitt has been spending all his time recently on his knees staring mesmerized at Scamdy’s zipper while waiting to be fed the latest bogus document that pops out of Scamdy’s toaster.]
Not feeling so great...
the incision will hurt for at least 4 weeks...then I get to have chemo and radiation. Fuuuun!
[The Fuuuun begins when you hit up DUmmieland again for money to pay for the chemo and radiation therapy.]
Who ta hell is Harasaki? Isn't it past your bedtime?
[Why should Scamdy hit the sack when he is so full of energy and other things?]
I am in too much pain to sleep. got out of the hospital today and the bed I am in is...well not as comfortable as the Hopkins bed was.
[Scamdy is not comfortable in his hotel bed. Please send money now for Scamdy to stay in a 5-Star hotel room.]
Got drugs?
[Better hope that Pied Piper Pitt doesn’t have drugs or we might have an OD case.]
yes but not as good as those delivered intravenously.
[Especially those drugs delivered via an intravenous rectal intrusion, Scamdy.]
Happy to see you in back in the game mode Andy!
[Just like he was back in ICU.]
I bet it was the surgeon, yes! and she was married to some other doctor but fell in love with Andy and got divorced and now she's the current Mrs. Andy Stephenson! And now that he's coming off the morphine he's thinking maybe he made a mistake.
[Yes, definitely a mistake. If Scamdy found himself married to Petra Verkaik he would also find himself in a state of deep revulsion. Now…if that fantasy included marriage to Pied Piper Pitt, that would be so much more romantic to Scamdy.]
God I hope not the former Mrs H is well lets just say not the marryin type. Her chidren have been known to desecrate church sancturaries.
[Which is worse: desecrating church sanctuaries or scamming people on the Web?]
Seems like Skinner would be wise to simply ban any and all discussion of the matter, and try to wash his hads of it.
The Scamdy Riff !!! Gone but not forgotten ... Those stUpiD DUmmies !!!
Here is where he asks where the thread is.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3762911
Yeah... I've known several people who have died of cancer, and when they were battling it, they were busy going around trying to make sure all of their relationships were sorted out, every wrong forgiven...
NOT trying to hurt other people! That was the last thing on their mind!
DUer (Boardtodeath) that participated in the exchange with Andy is now at CU posting in the Dome.
I'm afraid that Samdy would only be marrying a Mr. ;)
ugh, should be boredtodeath.
Thank you.
It seems Pitt was asking where it was, not denying it existed, just for clarification.
<<have never used a thesaurus in life.
<<however, do have a couple of 400,000+ word dictionaries.
Well, they're both pretty large, about 24" thick.
One is a dictionary of medical terms; a family heirloom or whatever, because most of my family (not I myself though) was in medicine.
The other is just a dictionary of the English language.
The English language has more words in it than any other language, but realistically, one recognizes the meanings of circa 50,000 words, and uses circa 5-10,000 in everyday use.
No one really needs an English-language dictionary of more than 30-50 words; the standard Merriam's or Webster's (although the American Heritage Dictionary is my favorite).
I bought the big dictionary when in college, and when reading a biography of Elizabeth I of England, I came across the word "defenestrate."
After taking one look at that word, I decided I needed the largest dictionary possible.
I just don't understand this. You are diagnosed with cancer, you have a massive fundraiser, playing on everyone's sympathy, you have the surgery, you get out of the hospital... and your first post is just a post attacking someone????
No - THANKS GUYS - YOU ARE THE BEST!!!! Thanks to you my life was saved!!! Thanks to you I was able to have this life-saving surgery.
?????????
You would think the least he could do is take the time to send out a huge "Thank You", instead of just diving back into life as usual.
That's just plain weird.
To throw out of a window?
Main Entry: de·fen·es·tra·tion
Pronunciation: (")dE-"fe-n&-'strA-sh&n
Function: noun
Etymology: de- + Latin fenestra window
: a throwing of a person or thing out of a window
- de·fen·es·trate /(")dE-'fe-n&-"strAt/ transitive verb
My, my.
Big brawl not on the question Andy thread, but in the dome.
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