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DUmmie FUnnies 06-01-05 (Scamdy Post-Hospital Thread On DUmmieland DELETED By Skinner!!!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 1, 2005 | Andy Stephenson, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/01/2005 8:07:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

It’s Pied Piper Pitt’s WORST nightmare. Scamdy has left Johns Hopkins Hospital (according to Scamdy) and is now posting in DUmmieland as you can see (UPDATE: Thread ELIMINATED by Skinner) in this THREAD titled, “Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?” Actually, Scamdy, the only thing I really want to guess is why the April 27 FAX posted by your cheerleader Pitt as “proof” that you have pancreatic cancer was able to accurately predict back then that you would have surgery on the week of May 23 when it was ORIGINALLY scheduled for May 10. Perhaps Mrs. Harasaki is the one who sent the FAX and possesses some sort of psychic powers to look into the future since it wasn’t until almost two weeks AFTER the FAX was sent that your surgery was rescheduled to the week of May 23. However, welcome back Scamdy. Your recovery has been truly miraculous. In fact you were even able to make cell phone calls and sing Broadway show tunes from your ICU and even make a few posts on the Web even though Pitt has recently threatened to “smash you” if you make more posts in DUmmieland. UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! Apparently Skinner is also quite FRIGHTENED by Scamdy’s appearance in Dummieland since he just tossed this whole thread down the Memory Pitt. Unfortunately for Skinner most of that thread has been PRESERVED here on the DUmmie FUnnies. As usual the jolly healthy Andy Stephenson posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how many more of Scamdy’s posts will be tossed down the DUmmieland Memory Pitt, is in the [brackets]:

Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?

[The person who sent that Faux Fax that you suckered Pied Piper Pitt into posting on the Web as "proof” that you had pancreatic cancer?]

Guess why this is important and you win a big door prize. First right guess gets a cupie doll.

[That’s KEWPIE Doll and I award those to DUmmies who have a very brief moment of mental clarity. Such an award will be given to the first DUmmie to wonder how someone who supposedly had pancreatic cancer surgery has managed to remain as incredibly active as you have been, Scamdy.]

Andy ... how ARE you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?

[Resting? Hell no! Scamdy is feeling so chipper on the heels of his pancreatic cancer surgery that he is happily belting out Broadway show tunes on his cell phone from his ICU.]

Yeah Andy. How are you feeling these days?

[MUCH BETTER than Pied Piper Pitt. That’s for sure! Pitt has been spending all his time recently on his knees staring mesmerized at Scamdy’s zipper while waiting to be fed the latest bogus document that pops out of Scamdy’s toaster.]

Not feeling so great...

the incision will hurt for at least 4 weeks...then I get to have chemo and radiation. Fuuuun!

[The Fuuuun begins when you hit up DUmmieland again for money to pay for the chemo and radiation therapy.]

Who ta hell is Harasaki? Isn't it past your bedtime?

[Why should Scamdy hit the sack when he is so full of energy and other things?]

I am in too much pain to sleep. got out of the hospital today and the bed I am in is...well not as comfortable as the Hopkins bed was.

[Scamdy is not comfortable in his hotel bed. Please send money now for Scamdy to stay in a 5-Star hotel room.]

Got drugs?

[Better hope that Pied Piper Pitt doesn’t have drugs or we might have an OD case.]

yes but not as good as those delivered intravenously.

[Especially those drugs delivered via an intravenous rectal intrusion, Scamdy.]

Happy to see you in back in the game mode Andy!

[Just like he was back in ICU.]

I bet it was the surgeon, yes! and she was married to some other doctor but fell in love with Andy and got divorced and now she's the current Mrs. Andy Stephenson! And now that he's coming off the morphine he's thinking maybe he made a mistake.

[Yes, definitely a mistake. If Scamdy found himself married to Petra Verkaik he would also find himself in a state of deep revulsion. Now…if that fantasy included marriage to Pied Piper Pitt, that would be so much more romantic to Scamdy.]

God I hope not the former Mrs H is well lets just say not the marryin type. Her chidren have been known to desecrate church sancturaries.

[Which is worse: desecrating church sanctuaries or scamming people on the Web?]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: andyscam; andystephenson; dummies; skinner; willpitt
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To: Jacktown
(P.S. Happy late birthday wishes PJ. Hope you got lots of booty!)

Plenty of booty but my big problem was avoiding the foody.

161 posted on 06/01/2005 1:15:18 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: franksolich; All
Big brawl not on the question Andy thread, but in the dome.

I just ditched CU. They're upset b/c some Freepers are bad-mouthing CU over here? And the mods are taking it out on all Freepers.

No biggie - CU's role in this was a farce. They enjoyed the extra traffic that Andy's Hoax gave them & the opportunity to boast about how open their forums are. But now they want the discussion closed and are too cowardly or PR sensitive to do it themselves - the CU mods are resorting to sniping and distraction manuevers to derail any talk of Andy. If you go there, tread carefully.

Conservative Underground: Not as tolerant & open as advertised.

Now, who's been sitting in my chair?....

162 posted on 06/01/2005 1:18:31 PM PDT by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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To: BevHarris
Sounds to me like one of those "hate crimes" laws. Don't get us started on those. I will say, I would praise your youngster for expressing his right to free speech, and especially his right to free expression of religion. Sounds like, like most kids, he got a bit mouthy about it. But, it's a very emotionally charged issue. All kids need to be taught how to express their emotion and anger.
163 posted on 06/01/2005 1:21:52 PM PDT by gidget7 (Get GLSEN out of our schools!!!!!!)
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To: franksolich
I am starting to notice remarkable similarities with the Leopold-Loeb Case of 1924

When we lived in Puerto Rico, Nathan Leopold actually came to our home. After Leopold left prison he went to the University of Puerto Rico to do research, I think about birds. Anyway, my dad taught a class there and met Leopold and invited him over. However, before Leopold showed up my Dad gave me a quick rundown on who he was and told me he would break every bone in my body if I mentioned the Leopold-Loeb case to Leopold. Um...so why did my Dad even tell me about the case in the first place? DUH!

164 posted on 06/01/2005 1:22:01 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
And what is with Jack Daniels decreasing their alcohol content?

Hadn't heard that. But not being a sour mash kinda guy, wouldn't know. I do know that there used to be a very small distillery in NW Missouri called Cabin Still that put out some excellent sour mash. Better and smoother than JD. Haven't seen it in years though.

165 posted on 06/01/2005 1:22:48 PM PDT by SCALEMAN (Super Cards/Rams Fan)
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To: beandog
LOL I raised one too. And you're right. If they were able to make wise decisions all the time, they wouldn't be adolescents, and wouldn't need parents. Very formative years, when in some ways they need us even more.
166 posted on 06/01/2005 1:24:25 PM PDT by gidget7 (Get GLSEN out of our schools!!!!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Yeah, Nathan Leopold even as a child was a prodigy in birds.

I hope that's what you talked about, instead of his obsession with Richard Loeb.


167 posted on 06/01/2005 1:24:36 PM PDT by franksolich (watching the DUmmies not watching us)
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To: SCALEMAN

A month ago I bought a bottle of Early Times whiskey. Never had it before but some woman was selling it at a flea market for just $5 so I bought a bottle. At first I hated it but after several sips I kind of grew found of the stuff.


168 posted on 06/01/2005 1:25:05 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: franksolich
I hope that's what you talked about, instead of his obsession with Richard Loeb.

I didn't talk about a thing. My father scared me so much with his threat that I stayed away from Leopold. I still can't figure out why he told me about that case if he didn't want me to talk about it.

169 posted on 06/01/2005 1:26:46 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Wasn't Leopold in his old age a fat bald guy?


170 posted on 06/01/2005 1:28:05 PM PDT by franksolich (watching the DUmmies not watching us)
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To: franksolich

Leopold looked like a toad.


171 posted on 06/01/2005 1:32:01 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: franksolich; All

Oh Bev...since this new thread has been started just in case you miss my response to your form letter BULL SH*T from the other thread here is a repost:

Pissoff Bev. Spin this all you want to.

I read the reports here and lurked at the DUmp and read everything over there.

They wanted your neck in a noose over your scam.

Bilking money for "voter fraud" that never existed is just as bad as takiing people's money on a fake cancer scam.

Besides with all the money you took from those DUmmies you SHOULD have found this alleged fraud 10 times over by now.

Amazing how hard it is to find "proof" when what you're looking for never existed in the first place


172 posted on 06/01/2005 1:32:03 PM PDT by txradioguy (In Memory Of My Friend 1SG Tim Millsap A Co. 70th Eng Bn ...K.I.A. 25 April 2005)
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To: Proud 2BeTexan

Couldn't agree more, it is very very weird!


173 posted on 06/01/2005 1:32:32 PM PDT by gidget7 (Get GLSEN out of our schools!!!!!!)
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To: sharkhawk

Not forgotten, however, that is not her kids fault


174 posted on 06/01/2005 1:35:15 PM PDT by gidget7 (Get GLSEN out of our schools!!!!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
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Richard Loeb (left, "Andy") and Nathan Leopold (right, the empress of DUmmieland).

I know most aren't going to get it, as this "analogy" needs some work.

175 posted on 06/01/2005 1:35:37 PM PDT by franksolich (watching the DUmmies not watching us)
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To: franksolich

Another person down there that my father saw was Adam Clayton Powell, Jr.. He went to Powell's hotel room with the idea of inviting him to maybe talk about labor law at the University of Puerto Rico. When Powell answered the door, he was drunk and asked my Dad to get some "broads" for him. As for him actually giving a college lecture. Fuhgidaboudit.


176 posted on 06/01/2005 1:36:23 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
A month ago I bought a bottle of Early Times whiskey. Never had it before but some woman was selling it at a flea market for just $5 so I bought a bottle

I'd be afraid of any brand of hooch sold in a flea market for $5 a bottle.

But then again I partook of some very suspect beverages in my many wanderings in the border towns and central Mexico.

177 posted on 06/01/2005 1:37:28 PM PDT by SCALEMAN (Super Cards/Rams Fan)
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To: txradioguy; BevHarris
Oh Bev...since this new thread has been started just in case you miss my response to your form letter BULL SH*T from the other thread here is a repost: Pissoff Bev. Spin this all you want to.

Why not ping her if you're going to talk about her?

SD

178 posted on 06/01/2005 1:37:36 PM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: SCALEMAN
I'd be afraid of any brand of hooch sold in a flea market for $5 a bottle.

The bottles were sealed.

179 posted on 06/01/2005 1:40:23 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: franksolich; All

Gruntled is back at CU in Pt. 3 of the AndyScam thread...still trying to claim the doccumnet that Pitt posted is "legitimate".


180 posted on 06/01/2005 1:41:11 PM PDT by txradioguy (In Memory Of My Friend 1SG Tim Millsap A Co. 70th Eng Bn ...K.I.A. 25 April 2005)
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