Posted on 06/01/2005 8:07:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
It’s Pied Piper Pitt’s WORST nightmare. Scamdy has left Johns Hopkins Hospital (according to Scamdy) and is now posting in DUmmieland as you can see (UPDATE: Thread ELIMINATED by Skinner) in this THREAD titled, “Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?” Actually, Scamdy, the only thing I really want to guess is why the April 27 FAX posted by your cheerleader Pitt as “proof” that you have pancreatic cancer was able to accurately predict back then that you would have surgery on the week of May 23 when it was ORIGINALLY scheduled for May 10. Perhaps Mrs. Harasaki is the one who sent the FAX and possesses some sort of psychic powers to look into the future since it wasn’t until almost two weeks AFTER the FAX was sent that your surgery was rescheduled to the week of May 23. However, welcome back Scamdy. Your recovery has been truly miraculous. In fact you were even able to make cell phone calls and sing Broadway show tunes from your ICU and even make a few posts on the Web even though Pitt has recently threatened to “smash you” if you make more posts in DUmmieland. UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! Apparently Skinner is also quite FRIGHTENED by Scamdy’s appearance in Dummieland since he just tossed this whole thread down the Memory Pitt. Unfortunately for Skinner most of that thread has been PRESERVED here on the DUmmie FUnnies. As usual the jolly healthy Andy Stephenson posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how many more of Scamdy’s posts will be tossed down the DUmmieland Memory Pitt, is in the [brackets]:
Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?
[The person who sent that Faux Fax that you suckered Pied Piper Pitt into posting on the Web as "proof” that you had pancreatic cancer?]
Guess why this is important and you win a big door prize. First right guess gets a cupie doll.
[That’s KEWPIE Doll and I award those to DUmmies who have a very brief moment of mental clarity. Such an award will be given to the first DUmmie to wonder how someone who supposedly had pancreatic cancer surgery has managed to remain as incredibly active as you have been, Scamdy.]
Andy ... how ARE you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?
[Resting? Hell no! Scamdy is feeling so chipper on the heels of his pancreatic cancer surgery that he is happily belting out Broadway show tunes on his cell phone from his ICU.]
Yeah Andy. How are you feeling these days?
[MUCH BETTER than Pied Piper Pitt. That’s for sure! Pitt has been spending all his time recently on his knees staring mesmerized at Scamdy’s zipper while waiting to be fed the latest bogus document that pops out of Scamdy’s toaster.]
Not feeling so great...
the incision will hurt for at least 4 weeks...then I get to have chemo and radiation. Fuuuun!
[The Fuuuun begins when you hit up DUmmieland again for money to pay for the chemo and radiation therapy.]
Who ta hell is Harasaki? Isn't it past your bedtime?
[Why should Scamdy hit the sack when he is so full of energy and other things?]
I am in too much pain to sleep. got out of the hospital today and the bed I am in is...well not as comfortable as the Hopkins bed was.
[Scamdy is not comfortable in his hotel bed. Please send money now for Scamdy to stay in a 5-Star hotel room.]
Got drugs?
[Better hope that Pied Piper Pitt doesn’t have drugs or we might have an OD case.]
yes but not as good as those delivered intravenously.
[Especially those drugs delivered via an intravenous rectal intrusion, Scamdy.]
Happy to see you in back in the game mode Andy!
[Just like he was back in ICU.]
I bet it was the surgeon, yes! and she was married to some other doctor but fell in love with Andy and got divorced and now she's the current Mrs. Andy Stephenson! And now that he's coming off the morphine he's thinking maybe he made a mistake.
[Yes, definitely a mistake. If Scamdy found himself married to Petra Verkaik he would also find himself in a state of deep revulsion. Now…if that fantasy included marriage to Pied Piper Pitt, that would be so much more romantic to Scamdy.]
God I hope not the former Mrs H is well lets just say not the marryin type. Her chidren have been known to desecrate church sancturaries.
[Which is worse: desecrating church sanctuaries or scamming people on the Web?]
As a reminder and for anyone who has not seen them, I have all the Scamdy Documents safely stored on Photobucket. A convenient link is on my profile page. No "memory Pitt" for these documents!
Do the DUmmies recognize that Bev Harris ripped them off, or are they in denial about that?
BBV Bev has posted again in the other thread? Rats!...and I missed it! Gotta go find it!
under 1,000 ... bookmark..I'll come back after all of the "1st....100th" posts are done
Damn, I opened this thread when it was at 7, and walked away. Now I'm top 30, at best.
Yes, this is the one Bev mentioned.
I have the thread saved, and Bev was telling the truth about them digging around discussing her family.
Since when did DUmmies adopt traditional married names? Shouldn't that be Msssssss. Whatever-Stephenson, and Mr. Stephenson-Whatever?
"Yes, this is the one Bev mentioned. "
What was Andy wanting them to do with the information?
My hubby uses the Wayback Machine to get old websites.
Would that work here?
He is at work and I truly don't know.
You don't have to do that. Anybody who went there and let the page completely load can just go up to the file menu - click "Work Offline" - then go to the history file - and go back to the day it was posted and look for it. The page will load just like when you originally looked at it. THEN screensave it...
Key point, though - don't freshly reload the current version of the page first, since now that it has been modified - I think it will revert to the latest version - which is missing the deleted comments. Go straight to "Work Offline" and then load it from the history file.
I think the thread Bev Harris was talking about was posted in their "election 2004 results" forum. This is not the same thread.(according to her)
I'm wrong, this is the thread.
Dunno. I had to bail out fast when lightning storm hit and when I came back, thread was gone. If Bev has saved the thread, perhaps she could post it here.
I'm not sure. I've read it through, but not with a fine-toothed comb.
Yeah I doubt she would since it was discussing her family. Somebody earlier on this DUFU has it saved and confirmed it's the DU thread Bev was angry about. Look back up this current thread at the comments and you'll find it.
NFP
NFP
The wise and esteemed moderators do that once in a while, so they can go back to the top and clean the garbage, after which it is unlocked.
You know, I am now totally confused by the ancient dowager empress of DUmmieland, whom I had hithertofore feared with Great Dread and Trembling Terror.
I may have been uh, somewhat bombastic about the old empress, but trust me, I was very careful in my choice of words, so as to not attract her attention, and hence vengeance. And the last thing I wanted was, her, of all people, looking around for me, because she was sure to get me.
After all, her being from the hip, the cool, the trendy, the with-it, San Francisco, California, and myself being from the lonely desolate prairies of Nebraska, the assumption had been made that the aged dowager empress had more, uh, cerebral capacity than this cowboy.
Never mind that Nebraska (along with Iowa and Kansas) has the highest literacy rates in the nation, the highest percentage of high-school graduates, the highest percentage of college graduates, and the highest percentage of world-travelers, in all of the 50 states.
We in the red states have been told so many times we're just stupid hicks, that we've gotten to believe it, even though apparently it's not true.
You do good work, madam; great work.
posted this am by Bev H.
I saved the thread, of course. Spinning this as "defensive" is odd. Do you have a daughter? Would you want some guy urging members of an Internet message board to go investigate her, and posting her last name -- along with the name of your son, where he works, the town he lives in?
I think not. The thread was posted in the Elections 2004 forum, did brisk business until 10:30 a.m. Eastern this morning, and was not removed, despite several alerts and letters, until 30 minutes after I made the problem public at FR.
It is that same one, from the Elections 2004 forum.
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