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DUmmie FUnnies 06-01-05 (Scamdy Post-Hospital Thread On DUmmieland DELETED By Skinner!!!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 1, 2005 | Andy Stephenson, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/01/2005 8:07:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

It’s Pied Piper Pitt’s WORST nightmare. Scamdy has left Johns Hopkins Hospital (according to Scamdy) and is now posting in DUmmieland as you can see (UPDATE: Thread ELIMINATED by Skinner) in this THREAD titled, “Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?” Actually, Scamdy, the only thing I really want to guess is why the April 27 FAX posted by your cheerleader Pitt as “proof” that you have pancreatic cancer was able to accurately predict back then that you would have surgery on the week of May 23 when it was ORIGINALLY scheduled for May 10. Perhaps Mrs. Harasaki is the one who sent the FAX and possesses some sort of psychic powers to look into the future since it wasn’t until almost two weeks AFTER the FAX was sent that your surgery was rescheduled to the week of May 23. However, welcome back Scamdy. Your recovery has been truly miraculous. In fact you were even able to make cell phone calls and sing Broadway show tunes from your ICU and even make a few posts on the Web even though Pitt has recently threatened to “smash you” if you make more posts in DUmmieland. UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! Apparently Skinner is also quite FRIGHTENED by Scamdy’s appearance in Dummieland since he just tossed this whole thread down the Memory Pitt. Unfortunately for Skinner most of that thread has been PRESERVED here on the DUmmie FUnnies. As usual the jolly healthy Andy Stephenson posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how many more of Scamdy’s posts will be tossed down the DUmmieland Memory Pitt, is in the [brackets]:

Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?

[The person who sent that Faux Fax that you suckered Pied Piper Pitt into posting on the Web as "proof” that you had pancreatic cancer?]

Guess why this is important and you win a big door prize. First right guess gets a cupie doll.

[That’s KEWPIE Doll and I award those to DUmmies who have a very brief moment of mental clarity. Such an award will be given to the first DUmmie to wonder how someone who supposedly had pancreatic cancer surgery has managed to remain as incredibly active as you have been, Scamdy.]

Andy ... how ARE you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?

[Resting? Hell no! Scamdy is feeling so chipper on the heels of his pancreatic cancer surgery that he is happily belting out Broadway show tunes on his cell phone from his ICU.]

Yeah Andy. How are you feeling these days?

[MUCH BETTER than Pied Piper Pitt. That’s for sure! Pitt has been spending all his time recently on his knees staring mesmerized at Scamdy’s zipper while waiting to be fed the latest bogus document that pops out of Scamdy’s toaster.]

Not feeling so great...

the incision will hurt for at least 4 weeks...then I get to have chemo and radiation. Fuuuun!

[The Fuuuun begins when you hit up DUmmieland again for money to pay for the chemo and radiation therapy.]

Who ta hell is Harasaki? Isn't it past your bedtime?

[Why should Scamdy hit the sack when he is so full of energy and other things?]

I am in too much pain to sleep. got out of the hospital today and the bed I am in is...well not as comfortable as the Hopkins bed was.

[Scamdy is not comfortable in his hotel bed. Please send money now for Scamdy to stay in a 5-Star hotel room.]

Got drugs?

[Better hope that Pied Piper Pitt doesn’t have drugs or we might have an OD case.]

yes but not as good as those delivered intravenously.

[Especially those drugs delivered via an intravenous rectal intrusion, Scamdy.]

Happy to see you in back in the game mode Andy!

[Just like he was back in ICU.]

I bet it was the surgeon, yes! and she was married to some other doctor but fell in love with Andy and got divorced and now she's the current Mrs. Andy Stephenson! And now that he's coming off the morphine he's thinking maybe he made a mistake.

[Yes, definitely a mistake. If Scamdy found himself married to Petra Verkaik he would also find himself in a state of deep revulsion. Now…if that fantasy included marriage to Pied Piper Pitt, that would be so much more romantic to Scamdy.]

God I hope not the former Mrs H is well lets just say not the marryin type. Her chidren have been known to desecrate church sancturaries.

[Which is worse: desecrating church sanctuaries or scamming people on the Web?]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: andyscam; andystephenson; dummies; skinner; willpitt
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To: PJ-Comix
Can't make out if that's Andy or not. . . .


101 posted on 06/01/2005 11:10:41 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Where's Andy?)
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To: ReeWalker

The famous "Defenestration of Prague," during the reign of Elizabeth I of England.

Her ambassador got thrown out the window by the king there.


102 posted on 06/01/2005 11:11:47 AM PDT by franksolich (watching the DUmmies not watching us)
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To: Allosaurs_r_us
Johnny Walker syndrome.......heh, heh

Black or Red?

Personally I prefer the single malts.. Glen Fiddich 18 yr old

103 posted on 06/01/2005 11:12:11 AM PDT by SCALEMAN (Super Cards/Rams Fan)
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To: BevHarris

You're right there. Try to raise 2 without incident ;-)


104 posted on 06/01/2005 11:14:23 AM PDT by Deetes (God Bless the Troops)
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To: Allosaurs_r_us

Please let's remember that Bev was working every left wing whacko group last year (including the DUmmies), trying to claim that there is an evil Conservative cabal that is stealing democracy. Although I appreciate that she has (so far) been very respectful and non-controversial on these sites, I don't want to see perched up as some kind of hero or tragic figure here on FR. If that is rude to her, so be it, but remember she is the one who hired Andy to work on her "BBV" project, and she is the one who got Andy into the fund raising business in the first place.


105 posted on 06/01/2005 11:17:21 AM PDT by sharkhawk (I really have to stop surfing at DU.)
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To: sharkhawk
Although I appreciate that she has (so far) been very respectful and non-controversial on these sites,

Change to "the Dummie Funnie threads"

106 posted on 06/01/2005 11:19:14 AM PDT by sharkhawk (I really have to stop surfing at DU.)
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To: sharkhawk

I don't think anybody's putting Bev Harris on a pedestal here--it's just that we're getting her side, after hearing only from the Andyite side.

I think what we're getting is a very human picture of Bev Harris, strengths and vulnerabilities both--which is surely not what we had before.


107 posted on 06/01/2005 11:20:07 AM PDT by franksolich (watching the DUmmies not watching us)
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To: ReeWalker
a throwing of a person or thing out of a window

 

Now there's a word I can use! Matter of fact I know where I could use it about 70,000 times......LOL     

108 posted on 06/01/2005 11:31:13 AM PDT by Allosaurs_r_us (for a fee........I'm happy to be........Your BACKDOOR MAN!....Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!)
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To: franksolich
The Thunderdome thread has now degenerated into a Bev Flamefest. AndyScam has never shown up with his list of questions, answers and neutral third party. Disgruntled earlier was going to post information 'shortly' that would make everyone turn to their ministers and beg for absolution.

Sheeesh

Please someone post a diagnosis of pancreatic cancer prior to the 'Andy's gonna die' schill, and a complete accounting from the paypal and amazon account so I can get a life.

109 posted on 06/01/2005 11:31:48 AM PDT by SCALEMAN (Super Cards/Rams Fan)
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To: Allosaurs_r_us

My, my, my, my, my.

My, my.

Those tolerant folks over on the other conservative web-site were kind enough to set up an arena for a polite, courteous discussion of the issue--the whole bit laid out quite nicely, quite professionally--

--but everybody heads to the basement, to brawl and cuss.

http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum/showthread.php?t=7878&page=38&pp=25


110 posted on 06/01/2005 11:33:29 AM PDT by franksolich (watching the DUmmies not watching us)
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To: Proud 2BeTexan; jennyjenny

You guys should see my wife's grandmother, who is very much dying of pancreatic cancer. My wife's family are middle Ohio union democrats; that's enough to understand the basic problem with them. My wife went up there to help them out, cook, clean, etc. She received not one thank you, evidently since she's not worthy of it since we don't have the finances they do - she was told as much. She did, however, get insulted and criticized on a daily basis by the old woman since my wife refused to abandon our home, me, Catholicism... basically because she is living her own life instead of being a slave to her grandmother. It's completely ridiculous, but they are of the democrat mindset.

I'm still in disbelief at their behavior, especially the woman who is dying and she can't do anything but try to get in as much hurt as possible before she dies.


111 posted on 06/01/2005 11:33:42 AM PDT by kenth
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To: SCALEMAN

Black or Red?

Red.........They have a blue, but I can't afford it. It's waaaaaayyyyyyyy up there.


112 posted on 06/01/2005 11:33:56 AM PDT by Allosaurs_r_us (for a fee........I'm happy to be........Your BACKDOOR MAN!....Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!)
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To: kenth

I believe it happens, I just don't understand where it comes from.


113 posted on 06/01/2005 11:38:47 AM PDT by jennyjenny
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To: sharkhawk; BevHarris; All
remember she is the one who hired Andy to work on her "BBV" project, and she is the one who got Andy into the fund raising business in the first place.
 
Exactamundo!!!!!!!! I don't trust her any farther than I can spit. She was supposed to come up with the code "proving" the Diebold machines had an executable file on their memory cards that could alter the tally. She was going to furnish it to Nonlinear and myself.
 
crickets chirping...............

114 posted on 06/01/2005 11:39:33 AM PDT by Allosaurs_r_us (for a fee........I'm happy to be........Your BACKDOOR MAN!....Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!)
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To: kenth

Wow. Maybe it's just a democrat thing. ;-)


115 posted on 06/01/2005 11:39:43 AM PDT by Proud 2BeTexan
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To: franksolich

"Why was Andy's May 10 surgery cancelled?"
Leave it to KJC1 to try to get those people back to the point.


116 posted on 06/01/2005 11:40:04 AM PDT by gate2wire (We Honor Those Who Serve---WE REMEMBER--Thank you)
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To: Allosaurs_r_us
Red.........They have a blue, but I can't afford it. It's waaaaaayyyyyyyy up there.

Was into Black in my youth, but have since discovered single malts.

117 posted on 06/01/2005 11:41:24 AM PDT by SCALEMAN (Super Cards/Rams Fan)
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To: franksolich
--but everybody heads to the basement, to brawl and cuss.
 
Yeah when in Rome.............LOL

118 posted on 06/01/2005 11:41:57 AM PDT by Allosaurs_r_us (for a fee........I'm happy to be........Your BACKDOOR MAN!....Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!)
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To: Allosaurs_r_us; franksolich
but everybody heads to the basement, to brawl and cuss.

Looks like they are gonna shut it down.

The part I don't understand is the complaints from the CU crowd. Apparently it is drawing away from their posts that make fun of the DU, and they can't bask in the sunlight of 'look at this stupid Du post I found'.

As for why there are Fr and Du people there, Du won't allow the discussion. Duers can't remain civil long enough to post here.

119 posted on 06/01/2005 11:48:42 AM PDT by SCALEMAN (Super Cards/Rams Fan)
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To: Allosaurs_r_us
Exactamundo!!!!!!!! I don't trust her any farther than I can spit

They say there are three sides to every story. In this case, its what DU says about Bev, what Bev says about, and the TRUTH. All I know are 1,and 2. Therefore, I can't say for sure what happened/is happening. In this case, I default to the "don't trust anyone you don't know well" choice. While my respect for her has grown since she has shown the mojo to post here on FR, she is far from being on my "good list".

120 posted on 06/01/2005 11:49:49 AM PDT by Paradox (Mixing metaphors like a bartender mixing concrete.)
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