Posted on 06/01/2005 8:07:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
It’s Pied Piper Pitt’s WORST nightmare. Scamdy has left Johns Hopkins Hospital (according to Scamdy) and is now posting in DUmmieland as you can see (UPDATE: Thread ELIMINATED by Skinner) in this THREAD titled, “Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?” Actually, Scamdy, the only thing I really want to guess is why the April 27 FAX posted by your cheerleader Pitt as “proof” that you have pancreatic cancer was able to accurately predict back then that you would have surgery on the week of May 23 when it was ORIGINALLY scheduled for May 10. Perhaps Mrs. Harasaki is the one who sent the FAX and possesses some sort of psychic powers to look into the future since it wasn’t until almost two weeks AFTER the FAX was sent that your surgery was rescheduled to the week of May 23. However, welcome back Scamdy. Your recovery has been truly miraculous. In fact you were even able to make cell phone calls and sing Broadway show tunes from your ICU and even make a few posts on the Web even though Pitt has recently threatened to “smash you” if you make more posts in DUmmieland. UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! Apparently Skinner is also quite FRIGHTENED by Scamdy’s appearance in Dummieland since he just tossed this whole thread down the Memory Pitt. Unfortunately for Skinner most of that thread has been PRESERVED here on the DUmmie FUnnies. As usual the jolly healthy Andy Stephenson posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how many more of Scamdy’s posts will be tossed down the DUmmieland Memory Pitt, is in the [brackets]:
Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?
[The person who sent that Faux Fax that you suckered Pied Piper Pitt into posting on the Web as "proof” that you had pancreatic cancer?]
Guess why this is important and you win a big door prize. First right guess gets a cupie doll.
[That’s KEWPIE Doll and I award those to DUmmies who have a very brief moment of mental clarity. Such an award will be given to the first DUmmie to wonder how someone who supposedly had pancreatic cancer surgery has managed to remain as incredibly active as you have been, Scamdy.]
Andy ... how ARE you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?
[Resting? Hell no! Scamdy is feeling so chipper on the heels of his pancreatic cancer surgery that he is happily belting out Broadway show tunes on his cell phone from his ICU.]
Yeah Andy. How are you feeling these days?
[MUCH BETTER than Pied Piper Pitt. That’s for sure! Pitt has been spending all his time recently on his knees staring mesmerized at Scamdy’s zipper while waiting to be fed the latest bogus document that pops out of Scamdy’s toaster.]
Not feeling so great...
the incision will hurt for at least 4 weeks...then I get to have chemo and radiation. Fuuuun!
[The Fuuuun begins when you hit up DUmmieland again for money to pay for the chemo and radiation therapy.]
Who ta hell is Harasaki? Isn't it past your bedtime?
[Why should Scamdy hit the sack when he is so full of energy and other things?]
I am in too much pain to sleep. got out of the hospital today and the bed I am in is...well not as comfortable as the Hopkins bed was.
[Scamdy is not comfortable in his hotel bed. Please send money now for Scamdy to stay in a 5-Star hotel room.]
Got drugs?
[Better hope that Pied Piper Pitt doesn’t have drugs or we might have an OD case.]
yes but not as good as those delivered intravenously.
[Especially those drugs delivered via an intravenous rectal intrusion, Scamdy.]
Happy to see you in back in the game mode Andy!
[Just like he was back in ICU.]
I bet it was the surgeon, yes! and she was married to some other doctor but fell in love with Andy and got divorced and now she's the current Mrs. Andy Stephenson! And now that he's coming off the morphine he's thinking maybe he made a mistake.
[Yes, definitely a mistake. If Scamdy found himself married to Petra Verkaik he would also find himself in a state of deep revulsion. Now…if that fantasy included marriage to Pied Piper Pitt, that would be so much more romantic to Scamdy.]
God I hope not the former Mrs H is well lets just say not the marryin type. Her chidren have been known to desecrate church sancturaries.
[Which is worse: desecrating church sanctuaries or scamming people on the Web?]
Plenty of booty but my big problem was avoiding the foody.
I just ditched CU. They're upset b/c some Freepers are bad-mouthing CU over here? And the mods are taking it out on all Freepers.
No biggie - CU's role in this was a farce. They enjoyed the extra traffic that Andy's Hoax gave them & the opportunity to boast about how open their forums are. But now they want the discussion closed and are too cowardly or PR sensitive to do it themselves - the CU mods are resorting to sniping and distraction manuevers to derail any talk of Andy. If you go there, tread carefully.
Conservative Underground: Not as tolerant & open as advertised.
Now, who's been sitting in my chair?....
When we lived in Puerto Rico, Nathan Leopold actually came to our home. After Leopold left prison he went to the University of Puerto Rico to do research, I think about birds. Anyway, my dad taught a class there and met Leopold and invited him over. However, before Leopold showed up my Dad gave me a quick rundown on who he was and told me he would break every bone in my body if I mentioned the Leopold-Loeb case to Leopold. Um...so why did my Dad even tell me about the case in the first place? DUH!
Hadn't heard that. But not being a sour mash kinda guy, wouldn't know. I do know that there used to be a very small distillery in NW Missouri called Cabin Still that put out some excellent sour mash. Better and smoother than JD. Haven't seen it in years though.
Yeah, Nathan Leopold even as a child was a prodigy in birds.
I hope that's what you talked about, instead of his obsession with Richard Loeb.
A month ago I bought a bottle of Early Times whiskey. Never had it before but some woman was selling it at a flea market for just $5 so I bought a bottle. At first I hated it but after several sips I kind of grew found of the stuff.
I didn't talk about a thing. My father scared me so much with his threat that I stayed away from Leopold. I still can't figure out why he told me about that case if he didn't want me to talk about it.
Wasn't Leopold in his old age a fat bald guy?
Leopold looked like a toad.
Oh Bev...since this new thread has been started just in case you miss my response to your form letter BULL SH*T from the other thread here is a repost:
Pissoff Bev. Spin this all you want to.
I read the reports here and lurked at the DUmp and read everything over there.
They wanted your neck in a noose over your scam.
Bilking money for "voter fraud" that never existed is just as bad as takiing people's money on a fake cancer scam.
Besides with all the money you took from those DUmmies you SHOULD have found this alleged fraud 10 times over by now.
Amazing how hard it is to find "proof" when what you're looking for never existed in the first place
Couldn't agree more, it is very very weird!
Not forgotten, however, that is not her kids fault
I know most aren't going to get it, as this "analogy" needs some work.
Another person down there that my father saw was Adam Clayton Powell, Jr.. He went to Powell's hotel room with the idea of inviting him to maybe talk about labor law at the University of Puerto Rico. When Powell answered the door, he was drunk and asked my Dad to get some "broads" for him. As for him actually giving a college lecture. Fuhgidaboudit.
I'd be afraid of any brand of hooch sold in a flea market for $5 a bottle.
But then again I partook of some very suspect beverages in my many wanderings in the border towns and central Mexico.
Why not ping her if you're going to talk about her?
SD
The bottles were sealed.
Gruntled is back at CU in Pt. 3 of the AndyScam thread...still trying to claim the doccumnet that Pitt posted is "legitimate".
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