DUmmie FUnnies 11-05-04 ("We must not hate ordinary god-fearing midwestern folk")

Various DUmmies and Assorted MOrons | November 5, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[rocky88]

Actually PJ, you should add Karl Rove to your DUmmie Funnies ping list - I'd love to see these end up as direct mail to all midwestern households for the next Presidential elections. Let the "red states" know what the wacko wing of the rat party REALLY thinks of them.

[Right Wing Professor]

You mean to say that it wasn't turkey basters that were protected by the second amendment instead of guns?

As we're discussing this, there's a gay lawyer preparing a brief arguing exactly that, and an activist judge ready to rule on it.

[afnamvet]

ANYONE who voted for * is 1) a MORAN! 2) a greedy, bloodthirsty elitist ( just like Jeebus told them to be)

Jeebus is coming back and he is not going to be happy with you.

[The Toad]

It's pretty disturbing how out-of-touch the people over at DU are. I'm guess I'm just one of those knuckle-dragging, uneducated mid-westerners. Me any my silly Computer Science Bachelor's degree (with honors) from one of the top schools in Illinois--but what do I know???

I minored in USSR History. When I lurk on DU I am reminded of a Soviet professor I had for many classes who hated the Soviet system and pointed out to us how backwards it was. Reading the DU posts with their hateful words, tinfoil hat conspiracy theories, and swearing convinces me where the real intolerance resides in this country.

I once posted a couple of messages in DU but my access was promptly removed--dissent is not allowed there, much as it was not allowed under the Soviets. It is actually pretty amusing.

Now granted, the people at DU are the worst of the worst--true socialist's. A view many of them have freely admitted. But when you contrast the entire mood between DU and here at Free Republic the difference is striking. No wonder the conservatives won.

[rdl6989]

I will never spend another penny in any god fearing red state.

We don't want you anyway, and around here we spell God with a capital "G".

This is the party of thinkers.

That can be a dangerous thing for a DUmmy. A DUmmy could strain him/her/itself.

[GOP_Raider]

a concession is not legally binding

But the electors being certified IS. Sheesh, do the D-bags ever learn?

[Not A Snowbird]

I just feel left out...someone hold me...

[Dutchgirl]

they will understand why we can do more for them than the GOP can. The GOP doesn't help them

My Dad, raised in OK and TX during the depression, taught me that if someone was weak and needed a hand, that it was my responsibility, as a good neighbor, to lend a hand, that it was my job, not the government's job. He said the only thing government ever gave away was other people's money-taken by force. Is that what your screen name is about?

He also taught me that I should always strive to be a person more worthy of the respect than compassion of others.

The DUers are upset because these proud midwesterners don't want to sellout their principles for handouts.

[txradioguy]

"These cretins have CHILDREN!

Dear lord in heaven, those kids need to be rescued and FAST!"


Nah that would require these slackers getting out of their bedrooms at their parents house and actually DOING something.

And besides if they have kids we are paying for them becasue they're too lazy to get off their @ss and get a job. LOL!

[Slings and Arrows]

Basters don't make Democrats - Democrats make Democrats!

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[freedumb2003]

Wasn't this guy the Japanese soldier they found a few years ago in the Phillipines who refused to believe that WWII was over?

I've been over there some since they re-opened just for the laughs.

If you look closely you will see a trend -- everyone wants to be the next Buckhead. There is a lot of "if you look closely, you will see..." and "we have to get this information out it proves..."

I swear I hve never had a more fun week in my life.

[bray]

Hey Yaaawn, how did that NASCAR thing go for ya???

Pray for W and Our Troops

[MaeWest]

Oh, this is too much fun. Could you put me on your pingy-dingy list, pretty please?

[been_lurking]

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[PJ-Comix]

Actually PJ, you should add Karl Rove to your DUmmie Funnies ping list

Does he even have a known e-mail address?

[HipShot]

"I like the idea above of exacting tax justice on the red states."

Those are fighting words. The Morrill Tarriff comes to life again.

[Eagle Eye]

And one more thing...I'm a Raider fan and everyone hates us, so why don't they just go ahead and say it "I hate gun nuts, religious whack jobs, and Raider fans"? I just feel left out...someone hold me...

Don't worry, I hate the Raiders and their fans enough to fill any voids you might have. :>

[GOP_Raider]

Awwww thanks I.....guess....

[LikeLight]

If you appeal to them right and present things in the right way, they will understand why we can do more for them than the GOP can.

It has never crossed their minds that we don't want the government to do more for us . . . we'd rather do it ourselves, thank you . . . they can't comprehend not "wanting" more from Government . . .

[PatriotGirl827]

Very good retort! You let 'em have it!