Posted on 07/20/2016 5:09:04 PM PDT by rdl6989
A couple is facing felony charges after they were spotted riding a stolen lawn mower in the nude at 8:30 AM on a Missouri road, records show.
According to a police report, Tanya Hopper, 40, and Larry Webster, 55, were busted last Tuesday following the bizarre incident near the city of Joplin.
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I am so glad I was not taking a drink of anything, you’d owe me a keyboard! LOL !!!!
It’s not a party until you lose your kids.
A vintage Wheelhorse would work.
The second time in close time that I have reiterated the Truth about nudity:
Those who wish to be nude in public are those who should LEAST be allowed to.
Felony? Really?
Sounds like a “hold-my-beer” moment at worst. d:^)
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In this over felonized country farting against the wind is a felony and makes money for the government system.
Just no Deere please.
Even George Jones didn’t ride nekkid.
If he did, he had better sense than to do it riding down the shoulder of a public road.
For me, the cost and maintenance of a decent riding mower is more than me paying a guy to come over periodically.
The only riding mower I would have now would be a late 70s/early 80s Cub Cadet with a manual transmission. The one my dad had was built like a tank
Sounds like a Husq....so my kid says. He’s had a lawn biz since 10/11 and found this hilarious. He’s also a HUGE George Jones fan. Told him to not to get any ideas. ;)
I will agree that is the case in most instances, however, not always. Went to an illegal nude beach in Southern California, and it was not disappointing in the least.
She is definitely a user of something, but it could be alcohol. Looked just a wee bit too plump, and her face is too clear, for a meth head. Or at least for a longtime user.
My kid has an early 70’s Cadet. Reminds me of my childhood. He ‘wheels and deals’ with riding mowers. He currently has 4. And the upkeep (overhead) he’s learning about. Was replacing the d@mned batteries in the spring and FINALLY got a charger. Works our cheaper in the long run. He was making loads of $$$$$ until repairs were eating into his profit. Now, he’s learning how to repair them.
When they nicknamed Missouri the “Show Me” state, I’m not sure THAT was what they were asking to be shown.
The MOWER, not the broad...Pauly had SOME taste.
The purple hair is and added treat...
Apparently, her taillight was out.
Ba-dum-bum.
Now that's funny!...I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!
“With a rebel yell, she cried mower, mower, mower...”
Oops.
Should have read all comments before posting
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