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Cops: Naked Missouri Couple Rode Stolen Lawn Mower In Broad Daylight
The Smoking Gun ^ | JULY 20, 2016

Posted on 07/20/2016 5:09:04 PM PDT by rdl6989

A couple is facing felony charges after they were spotted riding a stolen lawn mower in the nude at 8:30 AM on a Missouri road, records show.

According to a police report, Tanya Hopper, 40, and Larry Webster, 55, were busted last Tuesday following the bizarre incident near the city of Joplin.

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KEYWORDS: lawnmower; naked; weird
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To: sparklite2

I am so glad I was not taking a drink of anything, you’d owe me a keyboard! LOL !!!!


41 posted on 07/20/2016 5:42:13 PM PDT by taildragger (Not my Monkey, not my Circus...)
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To: Robert DeLong

It’s not a party until you lose your kids.


42 posted on 07/20/2016 5:42:42 PM PDT by Eddie01
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To: wally_bert

A vintage Wheelhorse would work.


43 posted on 07/20/2016 5:43:17 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Robert DeLong

The second time in close time that I have reiterated the Truth about nudity:

Those who wish to be nude in public are those who should LEAST be allowed to.


44 posted on 07/20/2016 5:44:09 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (#blackliesmatter=Klan With A Tan)
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To: CopperTop

Felony? Really?
Sounds like a “hold-my-beer” moment at worst. d:^)

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In this over felonized country farting against the wind is a felony and makes money for the government system.


45 posted on 07/20/2016 5:45:22 PM PDT by Chickensoup (Leftist totalitarian governments are the biggest killer of citizens in the world.)
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To: RegulatorCountry

Just no Deere please.


46 posted on 07/20/2016 5:47:54 PM PDT by wally_bert (I didn't get where I am today by selling ice cream tasting of bookends, pumice stone & West Germany)
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To: rdl6989

Even George Jones didn’t ride nekkid.


47 posted on 07/20/2016 5:50:23 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (<<<<<<< he no longer IS my 'teddy bear'.)
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To: RushIsMyTeddyBear

If he did, he had better sense than to do it riding down the shoulder of a public road.


48 posted on 07/20/2016 5:51:22 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Secret Agent Man

For me, the cost and maintenance of a decent riding mower is more than me paying a guy to come over periodically.

The only riding mower I would have now would be a late 70s/early 80s Cub Cadet with a manual transmission. The one my dad had was built like a tank


49 posted on 07/20/2016 5:55:00 PM PDT by wally_bert (I didn't get where I am today by selling ice cream tasting of bookends, pumice stone & West Germany)
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To: wally_bert

Sounds like a Husq....so my kid says. He’s had a lawn biz since 10/11 and found this hilarious. He’s also a HUGE George Jones fan. Told him to not to get any ideas. ;)


50 posted on 07/20/2016 5:58:27 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (<<<<<<< he no longer IS my 'teddy bear'.)
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To: freedumb2003
Those who wish to be nude in public are those who should LEAST be allowed to.

I will agree that is the case in most instances, however, not always. Went to an illegal nude beach in Southern California, and it was not disappointing in the least.

51 posted on 07/20/2016 6:00:41 PM PDT by Robert DeLong
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To: Farmer Dean
Their excuse was they were skinny dipping and someone stole their clothes. May be true may not be.

She is definitely a user of something, but it could be alcohol. Looked just a wee bit too plump, and her face is too clear, for a meth head. Or at least for a longtime user.

52 posted on 07/20/2016 6:05:47 PM PDT by Robert DeLong
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To: wally_bert

My kid has an early 70’s Cadet. Reminds me of my childhood. He ‘wheels and deals’ with riding mowers. He currently has 4. And the upkeep (overhead) he’s learning about. Was replacing the d@mned batteries in the spring and FINALLY got a charger. Works our cheaper in the long run. He was making loads of $$$$$ until repairs were eating into his profit. Now, he’s learning how to repair them.


53 posted on 07/20/2016 6:05:50 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (<<<<<<< he no longer IS my 'teddy bear'.)
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To: rdl6989

When they nicknamed Missouri the “Show Me” state, I’m not sure THAT was what they were asking to be shown.


54 posted on 07/20/2016 6:10:41 PM PDT by IronJack
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To: piroque
I want to see Paulie Walnuts throw that one in the trunk of his Caddy.

The MOWER, not the broad...Pauly had SOME taste.

55 posted on 07/20/2016 6:13:53 PM PDT by OldSmaj (Voting for Hillary because she is a woman is like eating a turd because it looks like a Baby Ruth.)
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To: Robert DeLong

The purple hair is and added treat...


56 posted on 07/20/2016 6:15:36 PM PDT by donozark (My thoughts are not very deep. But they are of and inquisitive nature.)
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To: rdl6989

Apparently, her taillight was out.

Ba-dum-bum.


57 posted on 07/20/2016 6:15:41 PM PDT by <1/1,000,000th%
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To: sparklite2
“We was wrasslin’ in the sack, when she said, “I want mower, give me mower.” So...”

Now that's funny!...I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!

58 posted on 07/20/2016 6:19:07 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: GreenHornet

“With a rebel yell, she cried mower, mower, mower...”


59 posted on 07/20/2016 6:21:33 PM PDT by Califreak (Madeleine Albright says I'm going to hell. Cruz' dad called me an infidel. Long live the Uniparty!)
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Oops.

Should have read all comments before posting


60 posted on 07/20/2016 6:23:48 PM PDT by Califreak (Madeleine Albright says I'm going to hell. Cruz' dad called me an infidel. Long live the Uniparty!)
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