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Cops: Naked Missouri Couple Rode Stolen Lawn Mower In Broad Daylight
The Smoking Gun ^
| JULY 20, 2016
Posted on 07/20/2016 5:09:04 PM PDT by rdl6989
A couple is facing felony charges after they were spotted riding a stolen lawn mower in the nude at 8:30 AM on a Missouri road, records show.
According to a police report, Tanya Hopper, 40, and Larry Webster, 55, were busted last Tuesday following the bizarre incident near the city of Joplin.
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TOPICS: Heated Discussion
KEYWORDS: lawnmower; naked; weird
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posted on
07/20/2016 5:09:05 PM PDT
by
rdl6989
To: rdl6989
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posted on
07/20/2016 5:10:38 PM PDT
by
rdl6989
To: rdl6989
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posted on
07/20/2016 5:11:23 PM PDT
by
dp0622
(The only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
To: rdl6989
C'mon. Who among us hasn't stripped down to the nude and taken a stolen lawnmower around town in broad daylight?
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posted on
07/20/2016 5:11:45 PM PDT
by
Ken H
(Best election ever!)
To: rdl6989
Felony? Really?
Sounds like a "hold-my-beer" moment at worst. d:^)
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posted on
07/20/2016 5:11:52 PM PDT
by
CopperTop
To: rdl6989
No photos, please. Just leave us to our imaginations.
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posted on
07/20/2016 5:12:10 PM PDT
by
Southside_Chicago_Republican
(If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
To: Ken H
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posted on
07/20/2016 5:12:18 PM PDT
by
rdl6989
To: rdl6989
Ever heard the ole saying, “Your A$$ is Grass...”??
Here comes the mower.
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posted on
07/20/2016 5:13:22 PM PDT
by
EagleUSA
To: rdl6989
I was going to say, no pictures? But thankfully there are none posted of them in the act.
To: rdl6989
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posted on
07/20/2016 5:13:50 PM PDT
by
Yashcheritsiy
(You can't have a constitution without a country to go with it)
To: rdl6989
It’s really hot, so there’s that...
To: CopperTop
Probably the theft of the mower. Those things are expensive.
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posted on
07/20/2016 5:15:16 PM PDT
by
Ken H
(Best election ever!)
To: Ken H
I used to, but I had to give it up.
To: rdl6989
Felony for what seemed like a good idea at the time?
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posted on
07/20/2016 5:15:39 PM PDT
by
Paladin2
(auto spelchk? BWAhaha2haaa.....I aint't likely fixin' nuttin'. Blame it on the Bossa Nova...)
To: rdl6989
I hope this helps everyone's disappointment
To: Robert DeLong
She looks OK in orange....
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posted on
07/20/2016 5:16:31 PM PDT
by
Paladin2
(auto spelchk? BWAhaha2haaa.....I aint't likely fixin' nuttin'. Blame it on the Bossa Nova...)
To: rdl6989
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posted on
07/20/2016 5:17:23 PM PDT
by
piroque
("In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act")
To: rdl6989
Their alibi is that their clothes were stolen when they went skinny-dipping. I guess their feet were too tender to walk back to wherever, so they “borrowed” a riding lawnmower. Seems logical to me, lol.
To: Donglalinger
“We was wrasslin’ in the sack, when she said, “I want mower, give me mower.” So...”
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posted on
07/20/2016 5:19:22 PM PDT
by
sparklite2
( "The white man is the Jew of Liberal Fascism." -Jonah Goldberg)
To: Ken H
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posted on
07/20/2016 5:19:47 PM PDT
by
arthurus
(http://www.newenglishreview.org/Emmet_Scott/Mohammed_%26_Charlemagne_Revisited%3A_The_Epilogue)
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