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Dwarf who dressed as Oompa Loompa admits pestering schoolgirls for sex
http://www.telegraph.co.uk ^ | 09/25/2014 | By Bill Gardner

Posted on 09/25/2014 12:07:34 PM PDT by redreno

A dwarf who hired himself out for stag parties and hen nights has escaped jail after admitting pestering schoolgirls for sex.

Marc Corrier, who accompanied revellers on wild party nights dressed as an Oompa Loompa, harassed the four young girls over the internet.

The 4ft 2in performer from Motherwell, who can make £750 per night by being handcuffed to the groom, first messaged a pair of twins on Facebook when they were 15 and asked one to feel “his third leg'”.

He also sent explicit messages to a 13-year-old girl whom he met at an under 16s disco, initially offering the girl a job as a face-painter for £50 per day, before asking about her sex life.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: dwarf; hollywood; napl; oompaloompa; sex
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To: Uversabound

Probably a good way to keep the groom from getting any action from the stripper. I recall one guy that went to a stag party. He said the groom, and the bride’s father (and others) had sex with the stripper in front of everyone! (I’m guessing a dwarf handcuffed to them wouldn’t have hindered them in that case). Yuck!


41 posted on 09/25/2014 1:34:03 PM PDT by 21twelve (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts 2013 is 1933 REBORN)
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To: Slings and Arrows; humblegunner

A half-pint? That’s dwarfist!!


42 posted on 09/25/2014 1:34:25 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady; humblegunner
No, this is dwarfist!
43 posted on 09/25/2014 1:38:53 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" - http://youtu.be/W93nc95j1KY)
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To: All

This concerns us normal folk how exactly?


44 posted on 09/25/2014 1:40:08 PM PDT by Peter ODonnell (Pray for the restoration of a strong and free USA)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Uh... Wut?

I just don’t read enough Dwarfist comic books, obviously.


45 posted on 09/25/2014 1:43:36 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Peter ODonnell

Did you leave your sense of humor in your glove compartment today? ;-)

Sometimes it’s fun to be silly.


46 posted on 09/25/2014 1:45:00 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

It was a pun - “dwarfist” vs “dwarf fist,” which was being used quite effectively in the comic.

I knew it was a stretch.


47 posted on 09/25/2014 1:58:02 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" - http://youtu.be/W93nc95j1KY)
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To: Buckeye McFrog

Orange is the new black, I’m told


48 posted on 09/25/2014 2:01:16 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (When I first read it, " Atlas Shrugged" was fictional)
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To: humblegunner

He was just trying to make it big.


49 posted on 09/25/2014 2:02:13 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: humblegunner
Oh come on, we're just having a little fun.
50 posted on 09/25/2014 2:05:29 PM PDT by lowbridge
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To: lowbridge

Our efforts may come up short.


51 posted on 09/25/2014 2:10:28 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

52 posted on 09/25/2014 2:12:07 PM PDT by Fresh Wind (The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

“The WTF? story of the week.”

The post of the day!


53 posted on 09/25/2014 2:17:28 PM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I’m going to have to tear myself away from my Tanya Huff novels and get more comix.

So far, her stories have included a 450 year old vampire who still looks 17, a family of
werewolves, a 5,000 year old mummy with ties to Osiris, and a rather friendly ghost.
And those were just the Vickie Nelson stories.

I’m reading the first volume of a trilogy about guardians of normalcy who protect the
world from Hell and its demons. The story also has a ghost and a vampire rock singer.

Huff is alternately serious and humorous, and she can sure turn a tale.


54 posted on 09/25/2014 2:18:19 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Buckeye McFrog

“Once you’ve had orange you never go....er,....”

I don’t need that thought in my head.


55 posted on 09/25/2014 2:18:35 PM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: Alex Murphy

What happened to Joeprobono? I noticed he was gone but don’t know what happened.


56 posted on 09/25/2014 2:23:50 PM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: Morgana

Goodbye cruel world - I’m off to join the circus
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3167219/posts


57 posted on 09/25/2014 2:39:51 PM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I did catch that, and it wasn’t that much of a stretch.


58 posted on 09/25/2014 2:40:20 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: redreno

Willy Wanka?


59 posted on 09/25/2014 3:09:15 PM PDT by Molon Labbie (Prep. Now. Live Healthy, take your Shooting Iron daily.)
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To: thackney

For some strange reason I can see Joe running a circus.


60 posted on 09/25/2014 3:17:37 PM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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