Posted on 12/30/2009 11:47:07 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.
According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at womens breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.
She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."
A five-year research on 500 men Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.
At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.
Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.
Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.
"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."
In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.
The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.
MMMMmmmmm... Leather... Yeah, Salamander is right!
I was thinking the same as you in one of your earlier posts — do we live forever when we have our own to look at any time we want? ;)
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“I’m glad to see that research is being done on the important topics”.
As opposed to oppressed cross eyed lesbians of the early colonial era? Who wants to bet against me that it isnt a college class in some university right now?
Bikers usually come with nasty biker chicks. Pass.
Yeah, we’ve got our own. Maybe that’s why women outlive men, we get to see them everyday.
No bet here.
I think that’s probably already covered in those Womyn’s Studies classes! LOL
And seriously great mustaches and beards.
It’s like being in a Viking mead hall.
[obviously, I’ve found ~lots~ to stare at]....:))
Frankly, mine don’t do a thing for me [nor do anyone else’s] so I reckon I’ll miss out on the whole longevity thing.
They’re more like annoying pests who are always in the way and constantly needing new “clothes” to accomodate their capricious moods...LOL
Sorry to burst your bubble, guys. Guess you'll just have to ogle for your usual reasons.
I happen to be one of those “nasty biker chicks” so I get a free pass to sit and stare....:)
“Yeah, weve got our own. Maybe thats why women outlive men, we get to see them everyday”.
There should be one of those studies(you already know the answer to) about whether or not olders couples do it more often in the dark. I used to like my body in the light of day. But there is a price to pay for hanging with a stacked girl for 25 years.
Check the keywords. ;^)
Dotty, anything that gets the heart pumping has to be good if not overidden by the stress of guilt. Ogling has to be good. I dont care what Snopes says.
“...women who expose more than 40% of their skin are less attractive to men.”
Total turn-off (except at the beach). Slutty outfits make me think of STD’s, bad genes, and child abuse/neglect, no thanks. Healthy women and good moms don’t dress or act that way, in public, that is. ;p
I know, I’m strange that way. I don’t like the two-girl thing either. If they want women, I don’t want them.
She has run away from her slutty days and she has gotten better.Agreed.
Thanks, Ladies ... we are forever grateful!
You got your images, I got mine.
Amen, bro.
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