Feeling nussing yet, nussing... OK, mehbe a leetle ill, ja.
Posted on 12/30/2009 11:47:07 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.
According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.
She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."
A five-year research on 500 men Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.
At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.
Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.
Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.
"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."
In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.
The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.
Epic fail.
We truely didn’t need to see that. What is wrong with you?
That photo of babs is beyond disgusting. Even I have standards although they can be a little low from time to time.
I can’t see this doing a damn thing for me.
[or....since I own my own set, maybe I’ll live forever]....:D
Ping shibumi and markos instead.
You’re not looking hard enough.
Try a biker bar.
:)
Just looking out for your health.
No need to ping - some of us have a nose for these things - and gutters.
Your wish is my command...
(zzzzzzZZZZIIIIP!)
Feeling nussing yet, nussing... OK, mehbe a leetle ill, ja.
I’m utterly shocked to find you here.
[and you took 2.7 seconds longer to find it than I expected]
The ping was superfluous, obviously...:)
*groan*
Who is that????
btw...just make sure that your small-boobed girlfriend isn’t sitting right next you...or that will pretty much end your life...
my wife
uhhhh I mean Mike Douglas’s wife
Just got done reading an issue of The Week were a UK study said that women who expose more than 40% of their skin are less attractive to men. Now this was a UK study where I can see that, but the point of the study was that more than 40% and guys see girls as slutty and therefore less attractive as mates.
Oy, women are just wired differently. I think I’ll find a pic of a box of dark chocolates to stare at instead.
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