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  • Breastfeeding for Dads - Tutorial [satire of SJWs who claim that gender is a social construct]

    12/16/2017 6:56:09 PM PST · by grundle · 5 replies
    YouTube (seven minute video) ^ | September 30, 2017 | Progressive Dad
    Video description: For centuries women have been forced by men to breastfeed their children. This is the pinnacle of patriarchal oppression. Now, it is time for reparations. It is time for men to take over breastfeeding duties! In this video tutorial I show progressive dads how to breastfeed and I take to the streets to fight for their rights to do so!
  • The eruption of Mount Edgecumbe

    12/15/2017 2:34:14 AM PST · by Fai Mao · 15 replies
    Residents of Sitka, Alaska woke on the morning of Monday, April 1, 1974, to a bright, clear day. They could see right across Sitka Sound to Kruzof Island, where the familiar sight of Mount Edgecumbe, a volcano dormant for 400 years, loomed. But today something was different about the view. A menacing plume of black smoke was rising from the crater. It looked like the volcano was preparing to blow!
  • Neel Kolhatkar: Calling Out the Left with Comedy

    12/14/2017 10:55:40 AM PST · by tbw2 · 5 replies
    The Rubin Report ^ | 12/14/2017 | The Rubin Report
    Neel Kolhatkar is most famous for the "Modern Education" video calling out the insanity in modern academia. Here he's interviewed by Dave Rubin as a conservative comic pointing out problems with liberalism.
  • BREAKING: Matt Lauer & Garrison Keillor HIRED! [satire, but could be true]

    11/29/2017 12:47:10 PM PST · by Drango · 20 replies
    Drango | 11/29/17 | Drango
    Bill Clinton has hired Matt Lauer & Garrison Keillor to work at the Clinton Foundation. Anthony Weiner hired 4 months ago will be their newsupervisor
  • Women and Estate Planning

    11/29/2017 5:18:46 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 3 replies
    funlovingfreeper | 11/29/2017 | unknown
    My buddy was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. He knew that he would inherit a fortune once his sickly father died. Tom wanted two things: • to learn how to invest his inheritance and, • to find a wife to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. “I may look like just an ordinary man,” he said to her, “but in just a few years, my father will die, and I’ll...
  • Pentagon Recommends Nation Play Through All ‘Fallout’ Video Games In Preparation (tr)

    11/28/2017 5:04:24 PM PST · by Ciaphas Cain · 41 replies
    The Babylon Bee ^ | November 28, 2017
    Pentagon Recommends Nation Play Through All ‘Fallout’ Video Games In Preparation For Imminent Nuclear ApocalypseWASHINGTON, D.C.—Hot on the heels of yet another ballistic missile launch in North Korea, the Department of Defense recommended Tuesday that all citizens begin playing through a binge gaming marathon of the Fallout series of video games in order to prepare for life in the nuclear wastelands.Speaking on an emergency public broadcast video, Secretary of Defense James Mattis stated that all Americans should consider picking up all of the core Fallout games, should they wish to have the experience and skills necessary to survive the coming...
  • A Millennial Job Interview

    11/25/2017 4:27:59 PM PST · by PROCON · 18 replies
    vimeo.com ^ | Oct. 24, 2017 | Daniel Brea
    You'll either laugh aloud or drop your jaw in disbelief.
  • ‘Gun Safety: Not Sorry Act’ would establish 7-day wait on mags, semi-autos, suppressors

    11/15/2017 6:48:34 AM PST · by Simon Green · 43 replies
    Guns.com ^ | 11/15/17 | Chris Eger
    (U.S. Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee, D-Texas, wants those aiming to pick up certain guns, ammo and accessories to wait seven business days.) A group of House Democrats is backing a measure to delay sales of semi-automatic firearms, suppressors, armor piercing ammo and large capacity magazines. Introduced by Texas Democrat Sheila Jackson Lee, H.R. 4268 would mandate that both licensed dealers and individuals wait seven days after buying targeted guns, ammunition and accessories before transferring the item. The Houston-area Congresswoman debuted the bill two days after the shooting at the First Baptist Church in Sutherland Springs, Texas that claimed the...
  • Comedy’s Authentic Lies

    11/10/2017 3:03:30 PM PST · by nickcarraway · 5 replies
    SplitSider ^ | JULY 6, 2017 | DAVID MISCH
    Since (not entirely voluntarily) retiring from screenwriting, I wrote Funny: The Book / Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Comedy. When sales skyrocketed into double figures, a university invited me to a conference about ethics in standup comedy. But really, what kind of humorless, self-important asshole would go to something like that? I landed amidst 50 philosophy professors from around the world, plus one other non-academic; a critic who gave a talk on “authenticity,” which seemed to say that the idea of authenticity in comedy is – and I hope this academic jargon isn’t too thick – bullx. He...
  • Anarcho Communism in Action ~ Language NSFW ( Hilarious )

    11/06/2017 2:02:36 PM PST · by GraceG · 2 replies
    After recording this, I went to my fridge (functional), took out cheese and ham (fresh) and made a sandwich (delicious). God bless civilisation.
  • Larry David: Pretty, Pretty, Pretty Tasteless (SNL)

    11/06/2017 12:26:49 PM PST · by nickcarraway · 64 replies
    The Forward ^ | November 6, 2017 Read More: Http://Forward.Com/Scribe/386961/Larry-David-Pretty-Pretty-Pretty-Tastel | November 6, 2017 Read More: Http://Forward.Com/Scribe/386961/Larry-David-Pretty-Pretty-Pretty-Tastel
    What is the sound of America cringing? Larry David now knows. And, it’s not pretty. This last Saturday night, comedian Larry David was the guest host on NBC’s “Saturday Night Live.” Let’s get clear on something: over the past month, SNL has had two Jewish hosts. That might be unprecedented. Yet, while Israeli superstar Gal Gadot filled the Jews with pride, especially with her Hebrew shout-out, Larry David successfully pushed every Jewish button. First: Larry told us how embarrassed he is, as a Jew, that so many of the men who have been accused of sexual harassment happen to be...
  • New York City Subway Entrance Turned Into Fake Apple Store With Line for iPhone X - Mac Rumors

    11/01/2017 5:24:35 PM PDT · by Swordmaker · 9 replies
    Mac Rumors ^ | November 1, 2017 | by Joe Rossignol
    Photo: Arin Sang-urai via Improv Everyhwere The improv group started by affixing a large Apple logo to a glass elevator at the corner of East 23rd Street and Park Avenue in Manhattan, which actually leads down to trains on the Lexington Avenue Line. Next, they had 50 fake customers line up along the sidewalk. Fake employees, wearing blue shirts with Apple logos, stood near the entrance to the elevator and cheered as people went down to the trains. The whole scene attracted the attention of many onlookers, who were told a new Apple Store was opening in the subway station...
  • Who Says Warning Shots Don't Work (Humor)

    10/27/2017 1:19:38 PM PDT · by CodeToad · 7 replies
    explosm ^ | 16 October 2017 | explosm
  • Someone Stole Martha Stewart’s Favorite Pie Plate, And I’m Afraid For Us All

    10/27/2017 12:12:01 AM PDT · by iowamark · 40 replies
    The Federalist ^ | 10/25/17 | Mary Katherine Ham
    Of all the cultural norms we have discarded of late, of all the things we held sacred that we no longer do, of all the public feuds that end in ignominy, this is perhaps the worst. Someone has reportedly stolen Martha Stewart’s favorite apple pie dish. This feud goes back a few years, so we’ll start there. In 2015, one of the approximately 39,000 “Real Housewives” of Bravo’s line-up, Countess LuAnn de Lesepps, was having dinner with the U.S. ambassador to Qatar at a fancy New York French restaurant. The one and only Martha Stewart also attended this dinner, and...
  • One Year Ago Today: On Hillary's Birthday

    10/26/2017 7:59:32 AM PDT · by usconservative · 29 replies
    http://none ^ | 10/26/2017 | USConservative
    One year ago today, Hillary Clinton tweeted the most "epic" prediction.
  • WATCH: Hillary Clinton admits she tried to skip Trump’s inauguration

    10/21/2017 12:26:19 PM PDT · by HarleyLady27 · 29 replies
    True Pundit ^ | Oct 21, 2017 | True Pundit Staff
    Hillary Clinton admitted that she tried to skip President Trump’s inauguration ceremony. “I really tried to get out of going,” Clinton said Friday on Britain’s “The Graham Norton Show.” Clinton said she and former President Bill Clinton hoped other past presidents wouldn’t go, giving them an excuse not to attend even though it’s “tradition” for former officeholders to go and show “support and continuity of our government.
  • Friday the 13th: Flight 666 makes it safely to HEL

    10/13/2017 10:00:37 PM PDT · by LouieFisk · 31 replies
    Associated Press ^ | October 13th, 2917 | Associated Press
    "The Helsinki airport says Flight 666 has arrived safety in HEL — the airport code for the Finnish capital — for the last time."
  • The climate-change fire alarm from Northern California

    10/12/2017 10:04:22 AM PDT · by Oldeconomybuyer · 45 replies
    Los Angeles Times ^ | October 12, 2017 | by The Times Editorial Board
    Big deadly fires are nothing new to California, particularly during fire season when the Santa Ana or Diablo winds blow hot and dry, making tinder out of trees and bushes that have been baking all summer long. But the firestorm now raging through Northern California isn’t the typical wildfire. We don’t yet know what started the fires in Northern California, but we have a good idea of what made them so destructive. Authorities blame a combination of factors. Burning fossil fuels is not the only human activity that contributes to the destruction wrought by wildfires and hurricanes. So does the...
  • HITLER LEARNS ABOUT HARVEY WEINSTEIN

    10/12/2017 4:17:24 AM PDT · by Islander7 · 31 replies
    Powerline ^ | 10 OCT 17 | Powerline
    How can you resist applying it to the collective meltdown of Harvey Weinstein and Democratic Hollywood? Yet another Hitler video. This one is the best yet.
  • Dove Regrets Soap Ad Showing Black Woman Turning Into White Woman

    10/09/2017 4:59:23 PM PDT · by Bon mots · 48 replies
    Huffington Post ^ | October 9, 2017 | Rebecca Shapiro
    Dove has removed a Facebook ad that sparked outrage over the weekend for showcasing its body wash alongside a black woman who was shown pulling off her brown T-shirt to reveal a white woman wearing an ivory T-shirt. Screenshots of the ad went viral on social media after makeup artist and model Naomi Leann Blake posted them to her Facebook page on Friday.