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  • Anger as Irish must pass English-speaking test to become Canadian

    08/18/2017 4:51:37 AM PDT · by Mechanicos · 63 replies
    IrishCentral ^ | August 16, 2017 | Frances Mulraney
    Young Irish immigrants in Canada have expressed their annoyance at being forced to undertake an English-proficiency test, despite English being their first language, when applying for Canadian permanent resident status.
  • Red Sox have fan throw out first pitch; disaster results (funny)

    08/16/2017 10:27:21 PM PDT · by Enchante · 38 replies
    Twitter video ^ | August 16, 2017 | Chad Amaral
    First pitch tonight at Fenway..missed his target, by just a little bit. #RedSox
  • Elgin, Illinois Man Booked A Prostitute - And She Turns Out To Be His Wife

    08/15/2017 5:58:33 PM PDT · by Beave Meister · 92 replies
    Telegraph Sun ^ | 8/14/2017
    A 52 year old man in Elgin, Illinois was taken by surprise after a prostitute he hired through a website turned out to be his own wife of the past 19 years. The man had been using the site for some months to hire prostitutes and meet them for sex at motels in neighboring areas. Last weekend, the man told his wife he was going out drinking with work colleagues, when in reality he was traveling to a motel on the outskirts of town. Upon checking into the motel the man used his phone to access his regular website used...
  • CNN: Trump and Bannon force woman to make Nazi salute.

    08/14/2017 11:06:25 AM PDT · by EveningStar · 25 replies
    Twitter ^ | August 14, 2017 | Steve Bannon (parody account)
  • 15 Genius Aluminum Foil Hacks That Almost Nobody Knows About

    08/10/2017 7:19:06 AM PDT · by ptsal · 89 replies
    Boredom Therapy ^ | aug 10, 2017 | Staff
    Even if your idea of cooking falls well short of professional, you still probably use aluminum foil fairly regularly. As a fantastic insulator, this handy item is essential to any kitchen supply cabinet. Nevertheless, aluminum foil has a whole ton of other uses that most people are tragically unaware of. The next time you buy a roll for your culinary endeavors, grab a second one; as you’ll see, it can make your life much easier! Here are 15 clever uses for aluminum foil that will make your life outside of the kitchen super simple. You’ll never look at tin foil...
  • Friday Fun

    08/04/2017 6:23:03 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 15 replies
    friendly email | 8/4/2017 | unknown
    An elderly couple were having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said, "Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there's something I have to know. In all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?” Martha replied, "Well Henry, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I've been unfaithful to you on three occasions during these 50 years, but always for a good reason. Henry was obviously hurt by his wife's confession, but said, "I never suspected. Can you tell me what you...
  • Tick identification

    08/01/2017 1:31:08 AM PDT · by LibWhacker · 11 replies
  • Mini Mooch

    07/29/2017 12:12:13 PM PDT · by EveningStar · 16 replies
    The Internet ^ | Unknown
  • Sarah Huckabee Sanders Learns Why You Should Never Ever Wear Green On TV

    07/28/2017 9:42:42 AM PDT · by EveningStar · 13 replies
    HuffPost ^ | July 28, 2017 | Lee Moran
    New White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders was taught a valuable fashion lesson this week: That green should never be seen... at least on TV. Wearing a solid green garment acts like a green screen on television ― and invites people to superimpose all kinds of images over you. And that is exactly what BuzzFeed editor Jesse McLaren did Thursday night:
  • JUST A FUNNY THING SIRI DOES. . .

    07/25/2017 10:59:25 PM PDT · by Swordmaker · 58 replies
    Siri | July 2017 | Apple
    Invoke Siri and say this phrase, very exactly, clearly and slowly: "I see a little silhouette of a man". . . See what Siri says in return. . .
  • 40 Things No Man Over 40 Should Own

    07/24/2017 10:00:35 AM PDT · by rktman · 222 replies
    bestlifeonline.com ^ | 7/11/2017 | Eric Spitznagel
    There’s an old proverb (or maybe it’s just the title of a Broadway play) that reminds us of the universal truth: “You can’t take it with you.” Though they’re talking about life after death, I believe it applies to your 40s, as well. If you’re a man on the cusp of middle age, there’s a long list of things you should be leaving in the past. I’m talking about everything from scooters that would be mistaken for a child’s to wildly age-inappropriate clothing to the single worst haircut any man can have—especially someone at your dignified station in life. Now,...
  • Dick Van Dyke sorry for 'atrocious cockney accent' in Mary Poppins

    07/23/2017 5:42:20 PM PDT · by EdnaMode · 57 replies
    The Guardian ^ | July 21, 2017 | Nadia Khomami
    Dick Van Dyke has apologised for the “most atrocious cockney accent in the history of cinema” more than half a century after his role in the 1964 Disney classic Mary Poppins. The US actor played chimney-sweep Bert in the film, and has been the subject of much teasing from fans about his famously off-radar accent. Van Dyke, 91, was chosen this week by Bafta to receive the Britannia award for excellence in television. Speaking afterwards, he said: “I appreciate this opportunity to apologise to the members of Bafta for inflicting on them the most atrocious cockney accent in the history...
  • Best Craigslist Ad Evah (Let's take a break Vanity)

    07/18/2017 3:21:58 PM PDT · by Eagles Field · 22 replies
    For sale: one early 80’s Craftsman riding lawn mower with an 11 horse power engine and 30″ mowing deck. Bottom line, this beast is a sick ride! In fact, I’d even say it’s the El Camino of yard whips. Just take a look at those sweet ass rims. So dope they look rented. #arethosedubs? Wait, is that a chicken in the background? Damn straight! Because the Craftsman riding lawn mower was considered the barnyard pimp of its day. Get yer yerrd on, fool! Is it fast? Ever heard of old school 3 on the tree? Well, this whip’s got 8...
  • Janusz Korwin-Mikke's Facts vs Piers Morgan's Feelz

    07/14/2017 10:03:53 PM PDT · by GraceG · 5 replies
    Sargon of Akad ^ | Sargon of Akad
    Polish MEP Janusz Korwin-Mikke states facts, Piers Morgan gets offended on behalf of a woman.
  • CNN Report: Millions Of American Voters May Have Colluded To Elect Trump

    07/14/2017 12:10:45 PM PDT · by HokieMom · 97 replies
    Babylonbee ^ | July 13, 2017
    U.S.—A new, exclusive CNN investigative report revealed Thursday that millions of American voters may have potentially colluded with the Trump campaign to elect Donald Trump as President of the United States. While Russia has been accused of interfering in the election, the breaking report indicates that the collusion may have extended to a significant portion of the U.S. population—“as many as 60 million citizens, and possibly even more.” “The conspiracy goes much deeper than anyone expected,” Jake Tapper said on his news segment The Politics Lead. “We’re talking tens of millions of people involved in this secret plot to make...
  • CNN: Donald Trump Rips Marine's Hat Off After Assaulting Him

    07/10/2017 10:08:12 AM PDT · by EveningStar · 31 replies
    YouTube ^ | July 9, 2017 | Uploaded by 21,687,875 views
    CNN: Donald Trump Rips Marine's Hat Off After Assaulting Him
  • The Madman Maestro vs CNN

    07/09/2017 9:02:09 AM PDT · by ex91B10 · 17 replies
    youtube.com ^ | 7/5/17 | "Carpe Donktum"
    A DJT v. CNN mix using one of the best Bugs Bunny gags ever.
  • Trump vs CNN: ULTIMATE MEME COMPILATION!

    07/06/2017 12:18:22 PM PDT · by Swordmaker · 11 replies
    YouTube ^ | July 2017 | compiled by Paul Joseph Watson
    CNN threw down the gauntlet and the YouTube blogosphere has responded. Let's see CNN track down the creators of all these Trump CNN beat downs! Hilarious! Trump vs CNN: ULTIMATE MEME COMPILATION!
  • New York Times Editors Decry “Humiliating Process” Of Layoffs

    06/28/2017 6:17:07 PM PDT · by Hojczyk · 75 replies
    Dateline Hollywood ^ | June 28,2017 | Jeremy Gerard
    Using words including “betrayal,” “humiliating” and “covfefe” and suggesting that management had compared them to “dogs urinating on fire hydrants,” copy editors at the New York Times today let executive editor Dean Baquet and his heir apparent, Joseph Kahn, know exactly how they feel about taking the brunt of layoffs and buyouts as the Times expands its reporting ranks. The latest flare-up comes at a moment when the Times also is dealing with a libel lawsuit filed by former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin over a Times Op-Ed column erroneously linking her to violent attacks on public figures. In a...
  • CNN, Potato Chips, Elmo, Teensy Russian Dolls and Jim Acosta’s Interpretive Dance Routine

    06/28/2017 7:22:30 PM PDT · by HarleyLady27 · 27 replies
    The Conservative Tree House ^ | June 28, 2017 | Sundance
    Tucker Carlson interviews political humorist Mark Steyn on the current state of the ‘Muh Russia’ CNN planetary conspiracy theorem. Mark Steyn accurately provides numerous metaphors to encapsulate the latest Russian meme du jour; from empty potato chip bags to Sean Spicer’s interpretive dance routine while CNN’s Jim Acosta interviews Comrade Elmo. Good Stuff. The best. Bigly: