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  • Star Trek New Voyages - 04xV3 - 1701 Pennsylvania Av - Subtitles

    11/27/2015 4:08:03 AM PST · by WhiskeyX · 4 replies
    YouTube ^ | May 22, 2012 | startreknewvoyages
    Star Trek New Voyages - 04xV3 - 1701 Pennsylvania Av - Subtitles startreknewvoyages
  • Key & Peele - East/West College Bowl

    11/24/2015 3:54:23 PM PST · by bolobaby · 5 replies
    Comedy Central via Youtube ^ | 09/20/2012 | Key & Peele
    oh. My. GOD. How did I miss this 3 years ago? Brilliant. Watch, laugh, enjoy, and come up with your own name! Linky
  • Hitler Learns About the New Campus Fascism

    11/23/2015 2:17:12 PM PST · by QT3.14 · 5 replies
    YouTube ^ | November 22, 2015
  • Army Unveils Pink Camouflage Uniform For Breast Cancer Awareness Month (Satire)

    11/07/2015 4:05:17 PM PST · by bkopto · 39 replies
    Duffle Blog ^ | Oct 4, 2015 | Yossarian
    The Army unveiled a new uniform today, the result of a newly-announced partnership with the National Football League to promote Breast Cancer Awareness Month. The pink camouflage uniform, dubbed Pink Camouflage Pattern (PCP), will be made available to all soldiers within the next week. "We've previously partnered with the NFL in promoting research for traumatic brain injury, and are pleased to again partner with them for another noble cause," said Sgt. Maj. of the Army Daniel A. Dailey. It's not yet clear what role the pink camouflage uniforms will play in Army combat operations. The uniforms have been undergoing field...
  • Should Ben Carson Win, Will The Argument Over The First Black President Be Over?

    11/04/2015 2:29:21 PM PST · by Cruz_West_Paul2016 · 25 replies
    If we have a President Carson, guess Bill Clinton will have to step aside being he is currently the "Undisputed First Black President". And then again we still have Thomas Jefferson and Abraham Lincoln in the running. You can already envision this argument come later in 2017 when the GOP will hold the bragging rights to "The First Black President". Dr. Ben Abraham Carson !!!
  • Create you own definition of Socialism for fun and profit

    10/30/2015 12:57:51 PM PDT · by Torcert · 17 replies
    The Peoples Cube ^ | 10/23/2015
    Comrades, have you ever thought that the definition of our cherished base ideology of socialism (or whatever you want to call it : collectivism, Communism, democratic socialism, Fabianism, Fascism, Leninism, Marxism, Marxism;Leninism, socialism, statism, Trotskyism) is far too narrow to account for all the success in countries around the world where they aren't even socialist? This is how the capitalist dictionaries (spit) define it: Definition of socialism: a political and economic theory of social organization which advocates that the means of production, distribution, and exchange should be owned or regulated by the community as a whole. policy or practice based...
  • What if a Democratic National Socialist debate was like the treatment given the GOP on CNBC?

    10/29/2015 7:43:25 AM PDT · by Torcert · 19 replies
    Mrs. Clinton: Why Should anyone trust a proven Liar such as yourself in the nation's highest office? Mrs. Clinton: How is your socialist national agenda Different from Mr. Obama's socialist national agenda? Please be specific and explain why that agenda wouldn't be an unmitigated disaster as it has every time in the past. Mrs. Clinton: If you don't have to obey the rule of law, please explain why anyone else has to? Mrs. Clinton: What is the point of Intergalactic Background Checks if not for registration and Confiscation? Mr. Sanders: Please cite a Real World example (i.e. Not a small...
  • Top Ten Reasons Biden Not Running For President (Humor)

    10/21/2015 10:14:12 AM PDT · by llevrok · 38 replies
    ala David Letterman's Top Ten Lists - what are your top humorous reason(s) Slow Joe is not running ?
  • Nobody is trying to take your guns!

    10/19/2015 10:30:05 AM PDT · by LibWhacker · 29 replies
  • OPEN BORDERS ACTIVIST Beaten and Stabbed in the Back By Arab Migrants

    10/17/2015 7:48:39 PM PDT · by Enlightened1 · 26 replies
    An open borders activist was stabbed outside a pizzeria in Germany. The activist, Julius G., was very sad after Arab migrants stabbed him in the back. A high profile open borders activist was nearly killed in Dresden. He was attack by six or more Arabs and stabbed in the back outside a Pizzeria. (Stop Hate Crimes) ** Julius has protested the PEGIDA anti-immigrant invasion movement, and campaigned for illegal alien rights. No doubt, Julius still supports the migrant invasion of Germany. Breitbart.com reported: A pro-migrant, open borders activist is reported to be “very sad” after being stabbed twice in the...
  • Famous movie lines that you'd like to hear Bernie Sanders say

    10/17/2015 1:00:03 AM PDT · by Cowman · 52 replies
    Self | 10/17/2015 | self
    "It wasn't brains that got me here, I can assure you of that." —Jeremy Irons, Margin Call (2011) "This life's hard, man, but it's harder if you're stupid." —Steven Keats, The Friends of Eddie Coyle (1973) "I want you to hold it between your knees." —Jack Nicholson, Five Easy Pieces (1970) "I pity the fool. And I will destroy any man who tries to take what I got." —Mr. T, Rocky III (1982) "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women." —Arnold Schwarzenegger, Conan the Barbarian (1982) "Take your stinkin' paws...

    10/15/2015 1:03:38 PM PDT · by C19fan · 59 replies
    Breitbart ^ | October 15, 2015 | Oliver Lane
    A pro-migrant, open borders activist is reported to be “very sad” after being stabbed twice in the back by a gang of “Arabs” as he stood outside a pizzeria in Dresden, east Germany. Twenty-nine year old ‘Julius G.’ involved himself in political activism while reading his degree in industrial engineering Technical University of Dresden. Now he may have fallen victim to his own politics, as the refugee advocate was attacked while waiting for friends in Dresden’s Neustadt, known as the city’s ‘left wing’, or ‘alternative’ quarter.
  • Europeans struggle as migrant crush shuts down their train system

    10/12/2015 4:43:41 PM PDT · by SeekAndFind · 41 replies
    Washington Post ^ | 10/12/2015 | By Steve Hendrix
    SALZBURG, Austria — In this alpine border town, the suspension of train service into neighboring Germany has been a boon to taxi drivers. Taha, who asked to use only his first name lest local tax collectors hound him about his earnings, makes 300 euros every time he drives a stranded traveler the 143 kilometers (about 90 miles) to Munich. Since Germany stopped rail service from Austria in mid-September as a way to slow the tide of refugees pouring northward, Taha has made 18 such trips. “Normally in a month I would go to Munich one time,” he said last week...
  • Discovery of Error Sparks Demand for Censorship [semi-satire]

    10/12/2015 10:17:16 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 20 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 11 Oct 2015 | John Semmens
    An Australian electrical engineer named Dr David Evans discovered a mathematical error in the model used to predict global warming that exaggerated the impact of carbon dioxide 10-fold. Basically, the effects of CO2 on climate are far lower than has been assumed. While most reasonable people would find this reassuring, Philippe Sands QC, an international law specialist and Professor of Law at University College London, did not. Alleging that “the publicity given to Dr. Evans’ finding could seriously undermine efforts to mitigate climate change,” Sands argued for “the suppression of contradictory evidence and arguments that might thwart action.” “In theory,...
  • VIDEO: This New Anti-Obama Ad is Only 1 Minute Long… But It’s Making Liberals Lose Their Minds

    09/27/2014 9:42:52 AM PDT · by Impala64ssa · 37 replies
    A Republican backer is out with a new anti-Obama ad this campaign season, and it’s already driving liberals crazy. Well, you know…more crazy. The ad, from Americans for Shared Prosperity, is called “Dating Profile,” and it resembles an eHarmony or Match.com commercial — at least at first. It’s soon clear that the woman speaking about the lover with whom she has become disenamored is describing none other than President Barack Obama.
  • FReeper Canteen ~ Just Hangin' Cafe ~ 9 October 2015

    10/08/2015 5:55:12 PM PDT · by beachn4fun · 76 replies
    October 8, 2015 | Canteen Crew
    FR CANTEEN MISSION STATEMENT Showing support and boosting the morale of our military and our allied military and the family members of the above.Honoring those who have served before. FReeper Canteen Just Hangin' Cafe Come on in, we're open Need a place just to hang out? This is it. We serve coffee, tea, conversation and music. Our AWESOME military, our AWESOME allies, and their families are welcomed and honored here. No worries in the FReeper Canteen Just Hangin' Cafe. Grab a cup and start a conversation. You never know who you might meet in the Cafe. Glad you could...

    10/07/2015 4:56:11 PM PDT · by entropy12 · 82 replies
    National Enquirer ^ | October 7, 2015 | Sharon Churcher
    Judging by White House wannabe Ben Carson’s track record as a neurosurgeon, his presidential campaign should be declared dead on arrival! In a bombshell investigation into his medical career, The National ENQUIRER has exclusively learned the now retired doc allegedly butchered one patient’s brain — and EVEN left a sponge in another’s skull! According to at least six malpractice lawsuits against Carson obtained by The ENQUIRER, the Republican candidate allegedly rushed patients into surgery, and brandished a scalpel like a meat cleaver!
  • Bloodbath: ‘Los Angeles Times’ To Cut 10% of Staff

    10/05/2015 12:18:35 PM PDT · by Rockitz · 71 replies
    Breitbart.com ^ | 5 Oct 2015 | John Nolte
    While it may be impossible to believe that an upstanding newspaper like The Los Angeles Times, a trusted and beloved publication that describes half-black men as “white supremacists,” is having financial troubles, the fact is that a bloodbath involving at least 10% of newsroom staffers is underway. The Los Angeles Times staff will be reduced from 500 to around 450, and buyouts are being offered, but not really. There’s some severance and an additional amount that equals a week’s pay for every year of employment. This sounds like less of a buyout than a small incentive to avoid being laid...
  • NATO denounces Russian incursion into Turkish air space

    10/05/2015 9:59:40 AM PDT · by Navy Patriot · 11 replies
    Reuters ^ | October 5, 2015 | AYLA JEAN YACKLEY AND HUMEYRA PAMUK
    The United States and its NATO allies denounced Russia on Monday for violating Turkish air space along the frontier with Syria, and Ankara threatened to respond if provoked again, raising the prospect of direct confrontation between the Cold War enemies. NATO held an emergency meeting of ambassadors of its 28 member states to respond to what Secretary-General Jens Stoltenberg called "unacceptable violations of Turkish air space" after Turkey said a Russian jet had crossed its frontier. NATO members "strongly protest" and "condemn" incursions into Turkish and NATO territory, the alliance said. "Allies also note the extreme danger of such irresponsible...
  • Mold whine: Soylent superfood shipments stopped by spore scare (Liquid goop cleanup in Aisle 3)

    10/02/2015 10:24:24 PM PDT · by dayglored · 12 replies
    The Register ^ | Oct 3, 2015 | Iain Thomson
    Soylent, which produces liquid food for techies who hate chewing, has stopped shipping its gloop after some of it was contaminated with mold. The firm started flogging version 2.0 of its formula in August, and has produced 400,000 bottles of the strange substance. It has since learned that 11 of the bottles had mold inside or on the outside by the time they reached customers. That's a tiny proportion, however on Friday the biz confirmed it's halting operations. "During our record review process we did discover that the conveyor guardrail settings were not optimized, causing some bottles to move erratically...
  • Poll results: Are there too many illegal aliens in the United States?

    09/26/2015 5:08:25 PM PDT · by LibWhacker · 7 replies
  • Bananas- movie- Mad Dictator Scene

    09/21/2015 10:44:20 AM PDT · by John S Mosby · 15 replies
    You Tub-e ^ | 10/4/2011 | Bananas-the movie
    New info from Havana and the Pope's visit. New "freedoms" celebrated... and monitored as in every good socialist/marxist dictatorship. Have a laugh in the face of the serious happenings. "The official language of San Marcos (Cuba), will be Swedish. All citizens will be required to change their underwear on the 1/2 hour.....underwear to be worn on the outside, so we can check. Also, all children under 16 years old, are now... 16 years old". From the movie (woody allen's- his last worthwhile funny film from long ago-- considering what a perv he is) "Bananas"- appropriate with the shiite going on...
  • Scientists Urge President to Prosecute Global Warming Skeptics [semi-satire]

    09/19/2015 12:09:01 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 16 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 Sep 2015 | John Semmens
    A gaggle of university climatologists have written to President Obama and Attorney General Loretta Lynch urging them to prosecute people who continue to contradict the "scientific consensus" on climate change. Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse (D-RI) immediately endorsed the idea as "essential to our survival as a planet." "The freedom of people able to contradict the accepted science impedes the government from taking the steps necessary to combat dangerous climate change," Whitehouse contended. Paraphrasing a famous observation made by Supreme Court Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes for justifying suppression of free speech, the Senator averred that "allowing a person to deny the truth...
  • [Humor] All 128 Division I Colleges Ranked by Everything Other Than Sports (Also, Sports)

    09/19/2015 11:08:18 AM PDT · by re_nortex · 34 replies
    ThrillList ^ | 9/19/2015 | Matt Lynch and Kevin Alexander
    Here's one highlight from the list: SMU likes to think of itself as the Duke of the Southwest. And it is, in that half the students are really good-looking people from the Northeast who didn’t get into Duke. But seriously, it’s an astonishingly good-looking student body, even if most of the dudes should be punched in the hair for Dave Matthews concert cuts they’ll be trimming the moment they waltz into their finance job.
  • 2015 Ig Nobel prizes: dinosaur-like chickens and bee-stings to the penis

    09/19/2015 9:45:57 AM PDT · by JimSEA · 5 replies
    Guardian ^ | 9/17/2015 | Alan Yuthas
    A man stung dozens of times by bees, mathematicians who wanted to know whether a man could physically be able to sire 600 sons, and chemists who unboiled an egg were honoured on Thursday night with one of science’s most storied awards, the Ig Nobel prize. Professors, researchers, students and actual Nobel laureates from around the world gathered at Harvard University at the 25th First Annual Ig Nobel Prize Ceremony, the absurdist celebration of science that “makes you laugh, then think”. Entomologist Justin Schmidt and Cornell researcher Michael Smith jointly won for their painstaking experiments charting how painful insect stings...
  • Bumper Sticker Of The Day…

    09/05/2015 3:51:17 AM PDT · by smoothsailing · 15 replies
    The Conservative Treehouse ^ | 9-4-2015 | Patriot Dreamer
    Bumper Sticker Of The Day… Posted on September 4, 2015 by Patriot Dreamer H/T WeeWeed
  • don’t worry about people

    09/04/2015 6:31:54 PM PDT · by HarleyLady27 · 24 replies
    A lady has decided for giving herself a special treat on her Seventeenth birthday by staying overnight in a very expensive & magnificent hotel. Next morning, The Desk clerk handed her a bill of $250. She insisted to know about Highly charged bill "I accept it's a good hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00 for just staying for one night - I didn't even have breakfast!" The Desk clerk told her that Two-Hundred-and-Fifty Dollars is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it. She insisted on Communicating to the Manager. The Manager appeared and, informed...
  • Illinois Lottery winners receive IOU amid lack of budget

    08/31/2015 7:34:39 AM PDT · by MarvinStinson · 55 replies
    CNBC ^ | 8/31/2015 | Fred Imbert
    Danny Chasteen and his girlfriend, Susan Rick, thought they had gotten their big break last month when Chasteen won $250,000 from the Illinois Lottery. Instead, they got an IOU. The Chicago Tribune reported that disbursements of Illinois Lottery winnings of more than $25,000 have been halted because the state doesn't have a budget. "For the first time, we were finally gonna get a break," Rick said. "And now the Illinois Lottery has kind of messed everything up." Under state law, checks for such winnings must be cut by the state comptroller's office and, since lawmakers have yet to approve a...
  • Cheer up Malia, you're on vacation! First Daughter looks unimpressed while( Secret Lives of the De

    As reputation would have it, the Democrat elite, especially those fortunate enough to have "won life's lottery" and lived in the White House, have an enviable life. They attend a round of galas, cultural events, and black-tie soirees most of us have never even heard of; their name alone guarantees admission. And if the connections are not enough, there is the travel : Hawaii, exotic Africa, Martha's Vineyard -- none of this Crawford, Texas as under President Bush. But is it really all nothing but glamour? Consider the next two photos, taken tonight from The Drudge Report: one of the...
  • Fakery! Russia Has Published Books I Didn’t Write!

    08/20/2015 7:32:12 AM PDT · by Krosan · 13 replies
    The Daily Beast ^ | 08.20.15 | Edward Lucas
    Russia Has Published Books I Didn’t Write! A dodgy imprint has compiled old material by several U.S. and British analysts, without their permission. The aim is pro-Putin spin. A new foreign-language edition is normally cause for celebration in an author’s household. But in this case the news that two books have been published under my name by the Moscow publishing house “Algoritm” has prompted puzzlement mixed with consternation. One of them is called "How the West Lost to Putin". The other is "With Putin or without him: what awaits Russia in the next 10 years". I had no idea about...
  • Joke "O" the Day

    08/18/2015 8:32:21 AM PDT · by US Navy Vet · 10 replies
    Lucianne.com ^ | 18 Aug 2015
    Stolen from Lucianne.com
  • Joke for the day

    08/17/2015 10:19:36 AM PDT · by US Navy Vet · 13 replies
    Lucianne.com ^ | 17 Aug 2015
    Stolen from Lucianne.com
  • Litany for the conversion of internet thugs

    08/14/2015 11:10:46 AM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 9 replies
    Fr. Z's Blog ^ | (unknown) | Father Zuhlsdorf
    A work in progress. I am willing to take some intelligent suggestions and additions. Litany for the conversion of internet thugs. (private use only, and when truly irritated, and when the alternative is foul language) Lord, have mercy. Christ, have mercy. Lord, have mercy. Christ, hear us. Christ, graciously hear us. God, the Father of Heaven, have mercy on us. God, the Son, Redeemer of the World, have mercy on us. God, the Holy Ghost, have mercy on us. Holy Trinity, one God, have mercy on us. Lest internet thugs be eternally tormented by all the fiends of hell, convert...
  • Behind the scenes at Chappaqua (and Hillary's server and emails): Klintonerdämmerung (humor)

    08/14/2015 9:47:52 AM PDT · by Beave Meister · 11 replies
    You Tube ^ | 8/11/2015 | Tim Donovan
    Behind the scenes at Chappaqua and Hillary and her team destroying all her servers,email and other evidence. This has taken the place of Hitler's rant in the bunker. It's short and pretty funny,.Unfortunately, it's probably all true.
  • FReeper Canteen ~ Just Hangin' Cafe ~ 14 August 2015

    08/13/2015 5:57:51 PM PDT · by beachn4fun · 111 replies
    August 13, 2015 | Canteen Crew
    FR CANTEEN MISSION STATEMENT Showing support and boosting the morale of our military and our allied military and the family members of the above.Honoring those who have served before. FReeper Canteen Just Hangin' Cafe Come on in, we're open Need a place just to hang out? This is it. It's casual FRiday here at the Canteen. Pull up a seat and relax. We serve coffee, tea, conversation and music. Our AWESOME military, our AWESOME allies, and their families are welcomed and honored here. No worries in the FReeper Canteen Just Hangin' Cafe. Grab a cup or a glass, and...
  • Website dedicated to: Things I Trust More Than Hillary

    Some of the better ones... Things I Trust More Than Hillary * Duggar birth control plan * A blind date with a woman named Caitlyn * Joe Biden with his arm around me. * Michael Moore with the doughnuts!
  • Death blow from Fox News' Megyn Kelly already taking effect on Trump [Trump @ 32% today]

    08/10/2015 12:38:42 PM PDT · by WilliamIII · 127 replies
    Chicago Tribune ^ | aug 9 2015 | John Kass
    There is no cure for the Touch of Death, or Dim Mak as it's known in those cheesy martial arts movies. Legend and comic books tell us that it is a precise and forceful strike, with delayed yet fatal result, sometimes taking days or weeks to do its work. It is subtle, quick, almost unseen, and usually delivered by a monk or some warrior priest with a topknot. Uma Thurman used it to great effect in "Kill Bill: Vol 2." When she was done, she flashed a smirk of wistful sadness. That's what happened to Donald Trump's presidential campaign, which...
  • Bald people face discrimination and stereotypes [satire of race pimps - 18 minute video]

    08/04/2015 3:28:17 PM PDT · by grundle · 13 replies
    YouTube ^ | July 26, 2015 | DarkAntics
  • Joke of the Day

    08/04/2015 8:11:20 AM PDT · by US Navy Vet · 14 replies
    Lucianne.com ^ | US Navy Vet
    So, I was walking through the mall and I saw that there was a "Muslim Book Store." I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore so I went in. As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me. I asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and Mexicans?" The clerk said, "[Bleep] off, get out and stay out!" I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"
  • Humor: Iranian Negotiator Discusses Deal

    07/20/2015 8:55:35 PM PDT · by Yaelle · 9 replies
    YouTube ^ | 07/20/15 | Madison
    The Iranian nuke deal negotiator goes on an Iranian talk show to discuss the deal. It's short and sweet.
  • FReeper Canteen ~ Just Hangin' Cafe ~ 17 July 2015

    07/16/2015 5:58:32 PM PDT · by beachn4fun · 143 replies
    July 16, 2015 | Canteen Crew
    FR CANTEEN MISSION STATEMENT Showing support and boosting the morale of our military and our allied military and the family members of the above.Honoring those who have served before. FReeper Canteen Just Hangin' Cafe Come on in, we're open Need a place just to hang out? This is it. We serve coffee, tea, conversation and music. Our AWESOME military, our AWESOME allies, and their families are welcomed and honored here. No worries in the FReeper Canteen Just Hangin' Cafe. Grab a cup and start a conversation. You never know who you might meet in the Cafe. Glad you could...
  • CULTURE Official Petition to Change the name of Cracker Barrel Has Gone Viral

    07/10/2015 12:49:35 PM PDT · by Impala64ssa · 68 replies
    Liberals and all their race-baiting have found racism in everything. All that is about to change and the tide is about to turn thanks to Ryan Koch from Des Moines, IA. He believes that the restaurant chain, Cracker Barrel should be changed to Caucasian Barrel. Mr. Koch has started a petition on Change.org demanding the establishment change their name. Did I mention it’s hilariously awesome and mocks the race baiters out there? I say all of us European Americans start protesting C****er Barrel. It uses an offensive slur and it is deeply offensive and mocks our long and proud heritage....
  • Celebrity Rehab: 'Licking' The Donut of Hate!

    07/10/2015 12:16:46 AM PDT · by xuberalles · 15 replies
    Self | 7/08/15 | Me
    “I hate America. I hate all Americans!” Ariana Grande is but yet another twisted link in a growing chain of bitter ignorance and defiant decadence that is strangling our youth’s ability to discern our most basic blessings. If I may ask, Princess, what is so unbearably unfair about living in a nation that tolerates and graciously rewards ungrateful, spiteful, and spoiled Disney debutantes like yourself? Is your festering rage caused by the fact your seven-figure checks aren’t made on recyclable hemp paper or that you might actually have to sign them? Could it possibly emanate from the disturbing discovery your...
  • Cops hate this gun-shaped iPhone case

    07/03/2015 6:34:36 AM PDT · by ToxicMich · 47 replies
    "Most kids carry their cell phone in their back pocket, and if someone reaches for it, in my mind they're reaching for a gun," said Al Della Fave, a retired New Jersey state trooper and firearms instructor. Dellla Fave, a spokesman for the Ocean County Prosecutor's Office in New Jersey, shared a Facebook (FB, Tech30) photo of the iPhone case that he found on a closed social media site for cops. A model poses with her phone tucked into her back pocket, and the protruding case looks like the handle of a semiautomatic compact pistol.
  • Hillary's Elementary Classroom Interview (Humor)

    07/02/2015 12:46:29 PM PDT · by conservativejoy · 33 replies
    Conservative Comment Blog | 7/2/2015 | unknown
    If this has posted before I missed it. Maybe you did, too. Hillary was speaking to an elementary school class in upstate New York and was taking questions. Kenneth said he had three questions: 1. What really happened in Benghazi? 2. Why did you decide to run for President after your husband disgraced the Office? 3: What happened to the 6 billion dollars missing from the State Department? As soon as Kenneth posed his questions, the bell rang for recess. The question session was to continue when class resumed. Upon class resuming, Johnny was called on. Johnny said he had...
  • Fight over gumbo spices leads to fatal stabbing in Florida

    06/30/2015 2:37:47 PM PDT · by illiac · 38 replies
    AP ^ | 6/30/15 | AP
    PANAMA CITY, Fla. (AP) -- Police say a fight over gumbo spices ended with the fatal stabbing of a Florida restaurant worker and former Florida State mascot. Panama City police say 33-year-old Caleb Joshua Halley was working at Buddy's Seafood Market last Tuesday when he and a co-worker, 26-year-old Orlando Thompson, began arguing about how much spice to add to the restaurant's gumbo.
  • Greek PM proposes a union with San Juan: New nation to be called "Puerto Greco"

    06/30/2015 8:01:37 AM PDT · by ken5050 · 11 replies
    one man's opinion...
    In a surprising last minute effort to solve his country's overwhelming financial crisis, Greek PM Tsipris proposed that his nation merge with US protectorate Puerto Rico. Tsipris said this would immediately solve Greece's financial problems, as Obama will no doubt soon move to bail out Puerto Rico, and Greece would, as part of the new nation, be included.
  • Since FR doesn't have a suicide prevention hot-line, maybe this thread can help.....

    06/26/2015 8:46:39 AM PDT · by ken5050 · 43 replies
    one man's opinion.....
    Well, let's face it..it's been a really shitty week...These two SCOTUS decisions just plain suck!!! I can't recall feeling this lousy about the state of our nation since the 1964 election, when Goldwater got shellacked. However, laughter is said to be the best medicine for whatever ails you; so, with that in mind, forget the Court decisions for one day, and post a joke...hopefully a really funny one..to take your mind off, well...everything....
  • Reaganite's SUNDAY FUNNIES

    06/20/2015 11:03:13 PM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 4 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 21 June 2015 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican
  • FReeper Canteen ~ Just Hangin' Cafe ~ 19 June 2015

    06/18/2015 5:57:37 PM PDT · by beachn4fun · 161 replies
    June 18, 2015 | Canteen Crew
    FR CANTEEN MISSION STATEMENT Showing support and boosting the morale of our military and our allied military and the family members of the above.Honoring those who have served before. FReeper Canteen Just Hangin' Cafe Come on in, we're open Need a place just to hang out? This is it. We serve coffee, tea, conversation and music. Our AWESOME military, our AWESOME allies, and their families are welcomed and honored here. No worries in the FReeper Canteen Just Hangin' Cafe. Grab a cup and start a conversation. You never know who you might meet in the Cafe. Glad you could...