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  • Microsoft deletes 'teen girl' AI after it became a Hitler-loving sex robot within 24 hours

    03/24/2017 11:52:20 AM PDT · by Mechanicos · 83 replies
    The Telegraph ^ | 24 March 2016 | Helena Horton
    A day after Microsoft introduced an innocent Artificial Intelligence chat robot to Twitter it has had to delete it after it transformed into an evil Hitler-loving, incestual sex-promoting, 'Bush did 9/11'-proclaiming robot.
  • My Mother-In-Law Lives In Constant Fear Of Being Deported By President Trump !

    03/20/2017 1:24:57 PM PDT · by Strac6 · 39 replies
    email from friend in NY
    Dear Mr. President, My Mother-In-Law lives in constant fear of your deportation for illegal immigrants. Just so you are sure who she is, her she lives at 3178 Happy Valley Lane, Century City, Florida 33812. The pastel pink house. She gets back from the Senior Citizens Center about 5 and is in the house all evening, except Tuesdays which is local Democrat Club meeting, and Thursday which is Canasta Night. About 5' 2" - - 160 - - Blue Hair.
  • 'Come in and try the worst meatball sandwich': Diners share hilarious restaurant signs and menus

    03/18/2017 4:41:45 PM PDT · by Morgana · 22 replies
    daily mail uk ^ | march 18, 2017 | Naomi Leach For Mailonline
    Lighthearted restaurants across the world are serving up a side of laughter. Rather than just listing their food options, comedy menu fails and hilarious restaurant signs have been keeping eagle-eyed patrons entertained while they dine. From one eatery revelling in its bad meatball sandwich review on Yelp to passive aggressive warnings of free concussion if diners dare take photos of their food, some owners like to create a memorable dialogues with their clientele. But for others it's the well-placed typo or mis-translation that is sure to raise eyebrows. Forget jerk chicken, you might be more taken with the Chicken rude...
  • Impeachara: The Miracle 'Drug' For People Suffering From Trump-Induced Anxiety Disorder

    03/15/2017 10:28:52 PM PDT · by 2ndDivisionVet · 4 replies
    Konbini ^ | March 15, 2017 | Alexandra Phanor-Faury
    <p>Since Trump took over the White House, there has been a slew of people complaining of anxiety and depression triggered by the elections. Therapists are calling it Post-election Stress Disorder and they are seeing a rise in patients.</p> <p>Good thing Los-Angeles-based writer/director Sam Friedlander (@samcf) has found a cure. Impeachara is the new "drug" that will help you cope with the next four years by convincing you that Trump has been impeached thus quelling your debilitating fear and anger.</p>
  • Trump attorney challenges Scarborough to prove Trump leaked his own tax forms

    03/15/2017 4:01:50 PM PDT · by HarleyLady27 · 17 replies
    The Hill ^ | March 15, 2017 | Rebecca Savransky
    Michael Cohen, President Trump's personal attorney, challenged MSNBC host Joe Scarborough Wednesday to prove his claim that Trump had leaked his own 2005 tax returns. ".@JoeNBC As #potus @realDonaldTrump personal attorney, I know who has his taxes," Cohen tweeted Wednesday. "You better have proof to back up your claim and big mouth!"
  • WATCH Duo Mock Snowflakes in ‘Friends in Safe Spaces’ Video (Keyboard warning)

    03/14/2017 11:34:15 PM PDT · by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget · 10 replies
    conservativevideos.com ^ | March 14, 2017, the day before corp tax returns due.
    ROTFLMAO. Production value is awesome. Someone needs to get this to our media people for bumper music. Extremely hilarious.
  • An ethnic Kekistani speaks

    In this video, an ethnic Kekistani speaks about the discrimination he and his people suffer from as they seek a homeland. They like new balance shoes, Cadillac cars and Wendy's food because these companies have all suffered for attempting to promote Kekistani issues
  • New York Liberals Say Consider BuzzFeed, CNN, and NY Times as Reliable Sources of News...

    03/08/2017 11:41:36 PM PST · by muktar96 · 17 replies
    Heist Media ^ | 08/03/2017 | Mike Chin
    Hahah this is absolutely hilarious... At least some people gave proper answers, and not completely ignorant ones. Also, these guys show is sort of like Watters World.
  • Monday Memos

    02/27/2017 6:09:39 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 6 replies
    unknown | 2/27/2017 | self
    Older than dirt? Then you just have to appreciate this one. Young people forget that we old people had a career before we retired... Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policies. One day the boss called him into the office for a talk. "Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up...
  • Law professors file misconduct complaint against Conway: report

    02/25/2017 9:14:29 PM PST · by The_Media_never_lie · 41 replies
    The Hill ^ | 02/24/17 | MARK HENSCH
    A group of 15 law professors nationwide has reportedly filed a professional misconduct complaint against White House counselor Kellyanne Conway, saying she "brings shame upon the legal profession."
  • The President Trump Blues | Songs | CarmanThe President Trump Blues

    02/25/2017 9:13:01 PM PST · by stars & stripes forever · 5 replies
    Carman Licciardello YouTube ^ | January 26, 20172/25/2017 | Carman LicciardelloCARMAN
    Gospel singer CARMAN composed this clever song about President Donald Trump. Must watch video.
  • Mike Rowe Reading a letter from his mother (I laughed till I cried)

    02/18/2017 8:45:04 AM PST · by Auntie Mame · 44 replies
    YouTube ^ | 09/14/16 on Youtube | Mike Rowe
    This is Mike Rowe sharing a letter from his mother. I laughed till I cried. If you need a lift today, watch this. And...... CALL YOUR MOTHER!
  • McDonald’s Reengineered The Straw And Is Selling It Like Apple Product

    02/17/2017 10:24:03 AM PST · by Windcatcher · 45 replies
    vocativ ^ | Feb 16, 2017 at 12:50 PM ET | Alejandro Alba
    McDonald’s is known for its Big Mac, Happy Meals, and creepy clown mascot, but not for trying to be innovative with technology. Yet, the fast food chain restaurant teamed up with aerospace and robotic engineering firms to reinvent the straw and make it easier to drink its Chocolate Shamrock shakes.
  • Steven Crowder Thursday *LIVE* FREE Podcast (Joy Villa Tonight)

    02/16/2017 5:06:40 PM PST · by PROCON · 1 replies
    louderwithcrowder.com ^ | Feb. 16, 2017 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PST/8PM EST *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.Steven has a daily show now, (M-Th), but the Thursday Podcasts are still FREE. You can subscribe to his other daily Podcasts by going to CRTV.com
  • General Kellogg named interim National Security Advisor.

    02/13/2017 9:37:09 PM PST · by dangus · 48 replies
    Trump was also considering General Mills, Cap'n Crunch. Donald Trump praised Kellogg's service, saying he's "terrrrific." The Left is furious that Trump is considering chiefly military men, slandering them as "cereal killers." Gen. Foods was not considered for the position, since it was known he would not be willing to leave his Post.
  • New edition of the Bible announced [Satire]

    02/12/2017 9:08:51 AM PST · by markomalley · 21 replies
    Pope Francis has announced that a new edition of the Bible is to be released, removing some of the more "rigid" books (e.g. the four gospels) and adding a few new ones. After all, the Bible was put together about 1500 years ago. It was reaffirmed by the Council of Trent in 1546, although at the time some liberals imbued with the "Spirit of Trent" tried to slip in a few extras that took their fancy. In any case, it isn't modern and up to date! The New Non-Rigid Bible will have a loose-leaf format so that pages can be...
  • NY Teen Tries to Steal Air Jordans, Loses Arm When Theft Victim Runs Him Over: Police

    02/11/2017 12:27:25 PM PST · by Morgana · 50 replies
    KTLA ^ | Feb. 12, 2017 | Tribune Media Wire
    A Brooklyn, New York, teenager lost his arm in a Craigslist robbery gone wrong on Friday afternoon, authorities said. Police say the 17-year-old boy connected with a man on Craigslist who was selling a pair of Air Jordan sneakers. They met about 1 p.m. in the Canarsie neighborhood, where the teen got into the seller's SUV and pulled out a gun, police said. The teen stole the sneakers and then walked away. He walked across the street with a bag apparently holding the sneakers, and the theft victim made a U-turn, stepped on the gas and ran over the teenager,...
  • Stven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday FREE PODCAST

    02/09/2017 5:07:13 PM PST · by PROCON · 3 replies
    louderwithcrowder.com ^ | Feb. 9, 2017 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PST/8PM EST *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.Steven has a daily show now, (M-Th), but the Thursday Podcasts are still FREE. You can subscribe to his other daily Podcasts by going to CRTV.com
  • Democrats to protest Patriots Superbowl Win.

    02/06/2017 6:57:33 AM PST · by ISTHISONETAKEN · 37 replies
    Just heard the Democrats are planning on protesting the New England Patriots win - They claim that the Atlanta Falcons are the true winners of the season. For the entire 2016 regular season, the Atlanta Falcons scored a 540 points, whereas the Pats only totaled 441 points (putting them in 3rd place behind the Falcons and the Saints), therefore the Falcons are the true winners of this election game and it is only because of the arcane rules of the NFL that they Patriots were able to steal this win from the true winner. In what world does the team...
  • DON'T TRIGGER ME! - New flag for Safe Space Cadets & Snowflakes

    02/03/2017 10:01:39 AM PST · by tony75034 · 17 replies
    whatfinger.com ^ | 2/3/2016 | Lord of All Editors
    The People's Cube is one of the finest websites out there. They helped the Tea Party out by supplying some creative memes, visuals and articles, as well as humor to deal with the monstrosity known as President Obama. Below are a couple of images and links to blog posts from the site. if you are libertarian or conservative, or just love freedom, the humor on the site is most refreshing. Here are a few items recently as well. Check them out by clicking links below.
  • Steven Crowder *LIVE* FREE Thursday PODCAST

    02/02/2017 5:10:50 PM PST · by PROCON · 4 replies
    louderwithcrowder.com ^ | Feb. 2, 2017 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PST/8PM EST *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.Steven has a daily show now, (M-Th), but the Thursday Podcasts are still FREE. You can subscribe to his other daily Podcasts by going to CRTV.com
  • King Trump

    02/02/2017 3:54:41 PM PST · by cvolkay · 46 replies
    02/02/2017 | Chris Volkay
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