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  • Dems: 'We May Have Lost The SCOTUS Seat, But At Least We Kept Our Dignity'

    10/08/2018 12:15:30 PM PDT · by OddLane · 88 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | October 8, 2018 | BB
    Democratic leaders consoled themselves from their failure to stop Brett Kavanaugh from assuming a seat on the Supreme Court Monday by reminding the nation that although they lost the SCOTUS seat, they were able to keep their dignity. As liberal protesters banged on the doors of the Supreme Court and attempted to claw them open, Senate Democrats calmed their constituents by pointing out that they were able to be the bigger person in all this. "At very least, we didn't drag our political process to new depths and make ourselves look like petulant children," said Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer...

    10/07/2018 2:56:16 PM PDT · by goldstategop · 28 replies
    Hitler is furious when he learns of Kavanaugh’s confirmation. Another Downfall classic!
  • Hitler is not happy about the Kavanaugh Confirmation

    10/06/2018 8:03:29 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 65 replies ^ | Oct 5, 2018 | (unknown)
    Hitler is not happy about #KavanaughConfirmation.
  • (V): How Trump Pushes Kavanaugh Across The Finish Line

    10/02/2018 6:56:29 PM PDT · by OrangeHoof · 17 replies
    10-02-2018 | Orangehoof
    Trump can push Kavanaugh across the finish line and in a very Trumpian way. 1) Mention casually and in a campaign speech that if the Senate doesn't confirm Kavanaugh, he has other nominees in queue and the next one is someone the Democrats *really* won't like. 2) Invite Larry Klayman to come visit the White House, through a side entrance to make it look like Trump is hiding him clumsily. 3) Invite Janice Rogers Brown to make the same visit only she arrives through the front door. 4) Invite Judge Roy Moore to visit the White House through the side...
  • VANITY: Leftist Squirrels, and Trump's Buick LeSabre (Satire)

    10/04/2018 7:44:45 AM PDT · by rlmorel · 16 replies
    10/4/2018 | rlmorel
    Imagine you are the Judicial Committee (the non-leftists) driving in The Great Big Red, White, and Blue 1973 Buick LeSabre of Judicial Candidate Sanity, driven by President Donald Trump and the car is packed with Grassley, Graham, and Kavanaugh snugly in the front seat along with the President, and the spacious back seat holds the rest of them. There are no Democrats in the car. There is, however, one other occupant of the car, and that is Jeff Flake, whose muffled protests and thumps from the trunk can be faintly heard above the laughter of everyone else in the car....
  • Barbecuing Hot Dogs at an Animal Rights Protest

    10/01/2018 2:04:37 PM PDT · by Norski · 32 replies
    Youtube ^ | September 11, 2018 | Pathetic Millenial
    I tried to have a nice barbecue and a bunch of people showed up to protest it...-.-
  • Kavanaugh Stole My G.I. Joe When I Was Six Years Old

    10/02/2018 10:01:15 AM PDT · by GraceG · 15 replies
    Kavanaugh Stole My G.I. Joe When I Was Six Years Old
  • Kavanaugh nomination memorialized in 20 of the most famous paintings

    10/02/2018 9:29:12 AM PDT · by doug from upland · 9 replies
    Twitter ^ | Oct 2, 2018 | DFU
    HERE ARE 35 FAMOUS PAINTINGSBelow, 20 have been used to create the history of the Kavanaugh nomination. How many could you name?
  • Donald Trump as Goldenhair

    09/30/2018 6:19:09 AM PDT · by Red in Blue PA · 27 replies
    Whoever did this did a very good job! Very funny.
  • Today's Ghastly Groaner

    09/28/2018 12:07:46 PM PDT · by ProtectOurFreedom · 26 replies
    The Coeur d'Alene Press ^ | 9/28/18 | D. Barron & Maureen Dolan Editor
    The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband’s occupation. “He’s a funeral director,” she said. “Interesting,” the newsman thought. He then asked her if she wouldn’t mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came...
  • Writing A Ticket Goes Wrong for the Police! - Just Shenanigans

    09/27/2018 10:00:15 AM PDT · by Morgana · 5 replies
    TheSoto YaDig ^ | Published on Sep 27, 2018 | TheSoto YaDig with DJ Just Jay
    Writing A Ticket Goes Wrong for the Police! - Just Shenanigans
  • The IHOP talking pumpkin commercial ~ ( Halloween Humor )

    09/26/2018 12:39:38 PM PDT · by GraceG · 14 replies
    IHOP ^ | IHOP
    I was watching Tucker Carlson and came across this creepy but totally hilarious commercial. It is so funny at the end because if we were in that guy's place I am sure we would scream my head off too. Because coming across a talking pumpkin head would indeed be a scary as hell thing!
  • Avenatti Denies 4chan Prankster Punked Him With Hoax Kavanaugh ‘Train’ Gang Rape Accusation

    09/26/2018 3:23:30 AM PDT · by Mechanicos · 26 replies
    GatewayPundit ^ | September 25, 2018 | Jake Tapper
    A poster at 4chan made an unconfirmed claim Tuesday morning that he and his girlfriend punked porn star attorney and Trump antagonist Michael Avenatti. The two said they were behind Avenatti going public with an outrageously false story accusing Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh and his prep school classmate Mark Judge of plying women at school era parties with drugs and alcohol so they could be gang raped by a “train” of men.
  • Vanity/Humor: Children of Darkness - non-fiction television - Liberalism and Mental Health Issues

    09/22/2018 1:36:19 AM PDT · by TigerClaws · 5 replies
    Genius! Someone took the audio from an 80s documentary on teen mental illness and put video of crazy leftists in full TDS mode. Fits perfectly.
  • The Best Meme of Christine Ballsy Ford I have seen yet (Vanity)

    09/22/2018 5:01:19 AM PDT · by grayboots · 40 replies
    9/22/2018 | myself
    This is the funniest meme I have seen yet
  • Donald Trump Jr. Offers To Help Pay For ‘One Way’ Tickets For Democrats Still Interested In...

    09/21/2018 3:52:11 PM PDT · by markomalley · 20 replies
    Daily Caller ^ | 9/21/18 | Katie Jerkovich
    Donald Trump Jr. offered once more to help pay for “one-way” tickets for any Democrats who are still interested in leaving the country because Donald Trump became president.‘”Trump … A president so great, that Democrats who said they would leave America if he won, decided to stay,” a post on Trump Jr.’s Instagram account on Thursday read that included a photo of the president.The first son captioned the photo, “True story. I’ll help with one way tickets if they’re still interested…. only catch is they have to stay #winning.” Trump Jr. and his brother Eric Trump also made a similar offer...
  • vanity -Senator Grassley agrees to more time....sometime tomorrow....

    09/21/2018 7:32:13 PM PDT · by RevelationDavid · 61 replies
    Senator Grassley agrees to more time....sometime tomorrow.... or maybe Sunday... and if needed perhaps Monday... and if absolutely necessary Tuesday.... and if really pressed it will be Wednesday..... Just reading the 'balless republican' tea leaves. I truly hope I'm WRONG.... What do you think? Does Grassley cave....again?
  • Dr. Ford FINALLY (attempts) to Report her Assault

    09/21/2018 7:06:52 PM PDT · by GOP Congress · 21 replies
    Dr. Ford finally reports her assault to the local police, the Montgomery County (MD) Sheriff Dept. *RING!!* "Hello, this is Corporal Rayburn, Montgomery County Sheriff Office." "H-h-hello? Is anyone there?" "Ma'am, you'll have to speak up." "I'm - I'm sorry. I want to report an ...attempted rape and assault." "What is your name, please?" "My name is Chrissy-er, Christine. Christine Ford." "Christine with a Ch or a K, ma'am?" "That's Doctor Ford." "OK, ok. Who did this ... attempted rape and assault, ma'am?" "Judge Brett Kavanaugh." "That was rather direct, ma'am. When did this attempted rape occur? "Ah, awhile back....
  • Socialist Leaders Clarify: ‘We Only Want Socialism For Everyone Else’-SATIRE?

    09/17/2018 10:47:37 AM PDT · by fungoking · 2 replies
    The Babylon Bee ^ | 9/17/18 | Staff
    U.S.—Many people seem confused by socialist leaders, who are often well-off, amassing wealth and luxuries for themselves while complaining about the excesses of capitalism, but those socialists have clarified that they never intended socialism for themselves, just for everyone else. “I’m doing pretty well for myself and don’t need socialism,” Bernie Sanders, who is a member of the one percent and owns multiple houses, explained. “Other people aren’t doing so well, and we should redistribute their wealth amongst each other, but I’m fine as I am.” This was reiterated by multi-millionaire Jim Carrey. While the salary he gets paid could...
  • The Wreck of the Hillary Clinton - Gordon Lightfoot parody

    09/07/2018 8:20:32 AM PDT · by marktwain · 5 replies
    Youtube ^ | 31 December, 2016 | Jack Butler
    This is an audio parody of the 2016 presidential campaign, based on "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald". In spite of the fact that the sing/producer has only a mediocre voice, it is a well done parody, and entertaining. I laughed out loud!