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Sarah Palin may have some ‘splainin’ to do with the conservative fans on her book tour as word spreads of her partying Saturday night with the elites of the dread Mainstream Media. In her featured “roast,” the media types even got off easier than her former associates on the McCain campaign. Sometimes you’ve got “to trust your instincts,” she told the group. “And when you don’t, you end up in a place like this.” The former Alaska governor and vice presidential candidate stopped in Washington to be the Republican speaker at the annual black-tie winter dinner of the Gridiron Club,...

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check. Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she was finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check....

Come enjoy the day-to-day drama at "Liberal Hospital" with Dr. Freedom and the staff of the ICU. Brought to you by the Conscience of Kansas radio program.

An excellent PhotoChop review of yet another bad week for Zero.

Let 'em begin:

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, so here are three very entertaining video blooper compilations of mistakes, goofs and misstatements beginning with the current President, then the man who is one (of Obama's) heartbeat from actually being President and in the spirit of fairness, a compilation of George Bush's bloopers for kicks!

In this two minute cartoon Michelle suddenly realizes: "I get to have sex with the most powerful person in the world"! Very good Obama inpersonation!

NORTH KOREA'S MOST CONTROVERSIAL STANDUP COMIC PERFORMS ATTHE PEOPLE'S SHACKOF LAFFS. BY BRIAN AGLER AND LUKE BURNS - - - - Hey everyone, it's great to be here in Pyongyang! This really is a beautiful city. No one does concrete like you guys. Clap if you like poured concrete. Swell. Are there any marine biologists in the audience tonight? Any marine biologists? No, because marine biology does not serve the greater interests of the socialist state! Well, I just flew in from the DMZ and boy, are my arms tired ... from digging tunnels underneath South Korean fortifications! Let me...

There is now a line of Ecstasy pills made in the image of the 44th president of the United States, according to Texas police who have snatched a batch off the streets. The use of the illegal drug Ecstasy is no laughing matter but the emotion can be, as this parody video demonstrates:

We really don't know what to say except: you really, really want to watch this animated recreation of the Tiger Woods crash. It seems to be some sort of foreign newscast. And it is amazing.

If you like to grow plants and you love Obama, then you will want to mix the two together and get yourself the Chia Obama. Of course, you could deprive yourself of this pleasurable item and give it as a gift! Naah!

You may think that you've already seen this video! Things are a little (60's) smoky!!!

Here’s the top 15 Christmas songs you may hear around the Whitehouse this year or not. 15. “Obama Tree, Obama Tree” 14. "Deck The Halls With Bows to Emperors" 13. "Deficits We Have Heard Are High" 12. "We Thirty Czars All Communists Are” 11. "Little Dummy Boy" 10. "Scrawled Gang Sign" 9. “Baracking Around The Christmas Tree" 8. "Silent Blight" 7. "Barack the Halls with Farce and Folly" 6. "Allah want for Christmas is a Money Tree" 5. "Hidden Clause Is Coming To Town" 4. "Do You Fear What I Fear?" 3. "I'm Dreaming of a Half-White Christmas" 2. "You're...

Real time video....very well done and quite hilarious!

Women can be cruel, and they often do cruel things to men. Despite their reputation as the fairer sex, when it comes to relationships, sometimes women can be downright nasty. It seems like a reverse sexism started to take hold as the feminist movement came about and equality for women began gaining ground. Some women use their girl-power solidarity to come to a consensus on what’s socially acceptable for women to do to men in a relationship. They’ve agreed among themselves that these behaviors are perfectly justifiable regardless of how they play with a guy’s emotions or ego. With that,...

Very funny comic. How stupid of an idea is this?!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IDRSkBOuuc

Funny Comic, making fun of people who made fun of Bush.

"I can't sing to President Obama but I will give him a dance" says Ashley Tisdale on a Spanish TV show. Wow, Bama's getting nailed all over the world (No pun intended)! Only Democrats continue to take him seriously (publically anyway). What's that say about Democrats? How much longer do you think they're going to hold out and stand by their man?

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Rush did this montage months ago and now Letterman does it? How original of you and pathetic to turn on your own, Dave. Watch you back now Dave!

Khalid sings praises for the recent decision to conduct his trial in New York City. Majority Leader, Harry Reid summarizes the key features of this important legislation specifically written to destroy the economy, increase unemployment and gain further control over the American public.

A New Look at It!(whatever "it" is....?) Senior health care solution--according to Maxine Senior Health Care Solution So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. Your are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need! New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney,...

It’s at times like this that you really begin to wonder about the mentality of your fellow country men. Judging by the results of these two searches, that I have just done on Google UK, it looks like we have serious f#$king problems here. Nearly 14 million searches asking if Barack Obama is Dick Cheney’s ... And other strange UK search results for Zero...

WOW! Just came across this on the Twitter page of Ron Smith from oldiesmusic.com. Ray is always interesting - most of the time funny, sometimes serious, always worth listening to. But I never knew him to get political like this, and what a joy that he is on our side! This will never get airplay, of course, but we need to spread it around as much as we can.

This weekends SNL poke at Pres. Obama actually had me laughing out loud for the first time in a long time. Basically, Pres. Obama starts off like he would normally until Pres. Hu starts to get upset and calls Obama out for cash for clunkers and the amount of debt China owns. President Hu asks Obama at one point to kiss him. Obama asks why. Hu says because he likes to be kissed when someone's trying to make the sex with him. Here's the clip

A 5 star video parody of Billy Joel's classic, expressing feelings about our current system.

From The Conscience of Kansas radio program, here is the story of the Democrat and the Turkey as read by radio host Paul A. Ibbetson. We invite you to watch and comment.

Pirouette on over, Baryshnikov. There’s a new interpretation of Tchaikovski’s Nutcracker coming out! (Crazy-funny video)

Thanks for viewing/commenting/rating! This is an animated pig with humor! This is inspired from the scripture; II Peter 2:22.

The Senate has stalled action on a $175 million spending bill that would fund tax incentives to encourage cremation, and discourage traditional burial of the deceased.

Here's a thing of beauty, a great image to divert your attention from all the talk about our $12 trillion (and growing) deficit. Let's just say Obama's got a leg up on things over in Asia.

<!-- body { font: 12px Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; } --> Local Man Claims Responsibility For Own Problems Select messages from # through # FAQ [/[]\] The People's Cube -> The Daily Truth #1: Local Man Claims Responsibility For Own Problems Author: Opiate of the People, Location: People's Republic of NJ, USA, EarthPosted: 11/7/2009, 10:42 pm    — In an odd exposé that has left the worlds of politics and academia abuzz, a local homeless person revealed yesterday that he only blamed himself for his failures. The incident occurred near the dumpster behind the Shop Rite store in Brooklyn, when Willard Kookish, formerly of 435 Subprime...

It's a bad storyline for the president, and thoroughly in the bloodstream.

I posted this on another thread using another word but upon reflection It occured to me that if one wanted to start a new curse word the word "Barak' would work far better than the original. So in the interest of furthering the development of profanity science here is the latest word to be bleeped when broadcast. Proper use of the word “Barak” through history “Where did all of the “barak” concrete sales go.” Mort Zlotnik concrete contractor in Babel “Those “barak” Americans just won't “barak” give up” British General Edward Pakenham at the battle of New Orleans 1814 “Where...

I just came across this on the web and it displays an arguement FOR the use of hidden cameras. Part of this may have been on Hannity last night. I mean, what is the deal with these people....do they watch any news at all? Are they aware....oh, forget it!

The REAL GUANTANAMO BAY!! Steven visits Gitmo!! (For real, it's not spoof, he really visits to entertain the troops at Club Gitmo)

Al Sharpton is crucified - Limbaugh is defended (sort of), untill they get to airhead Arianna...

Saturday Night Live took a break from bashing FOX News and doing half-assed Obama impressions. While the voice and face are not perfect the actor does capture a bit of Biden's gaffe-prone personality and let's say slower than average mental skills. The premise is Obama is overseas so Joe Biden breaks into the Oval Office to take care of at least one issue before Obama gets back. Click here to watch the SNL making fun of Biden clip.It makes you think. What in the world would the country do with a President Biden and Vice President Pelosi? Can you just...

Roland Emmerich's new end-of-the-world disaster film 2012 has a rollicking good time destroying every monument to man's architectural genius in the world. The Sistine Chapel goes kablooie, as does the Vatican and the giant Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio de Janeiro. The White House gets flattened, too. All man's most well known landmarks get turned to dust by Emmerich's over-the-top movie effects team. But by the time the year 2012 rolls around, director Roland Emmerich is obviously saying that Islam has been wiped off the face of the Earth. There are no Saudi scenes of mayhem and destruction in...

On Rush's show today: This is a riot! Rush plays the actual WWF aired ad first and then the children of EIB speak out!

INTERNET WARNING: If you get an email titled "Nude photo of Nancy Pelosi," don't open it.... It contains a nude photo of Nancy Pelosi.

This is one of the funniest things I've heard on Rush Limbaugh lately. It's Rush Limbaugh's E.I.B. kids responding to the World Wildlife Federation Copenhagen treaty on Climate Change. It's from todays show. There's the commercial from the world Wildlife Fund under the Limbaugh Video. Click here for Rush's kids responding to the WWF propaganda commercial.

Here's my choice: "I voted for the Democrats because I didn't like the way the Republicans were running the country. Which is turning out to be like shooting yourself in the head to stop your headache." --Jack Mayberry

Holy crap. This might be funnier than those MMA guys giving wedgies. The most realistic depiction of life during wartime you may ever see short of enlisting yourself.

This parody Obama video is a riot! It looks brand new and is scathing!!! Includes lyrics! Progressive; left to the core He's got his roots in the radical community orgs And he's an actor; looks good on TV He's got the press in his pocket so he's rulin' with ease.....

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Hilarious video: "We're headed in the wrong direction way too fast! Hide your Bibles and yer guns!" Go Conservatism!