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  • Trump speaks with "president" of Taiwan, harasses her sexually

    12/03/2016 9:53:13 AM PST · by DanMiller · 20 replies
    Dan Miller's Blog ^ | December 3, 2016 | Dan Miller
    This is a guest post by a†well-known†political commentator, the father of Pajama Boy. He is a true "Obama patriot," whose views should matter little after mid-day on January 20th. Here are the thoughts of President Reject Obama:President Elect Donald†Trump violated all known rules of common decency by accepting a telephone call from†Taiwanese "President" Tsai Ing-wen without My permission. Indeed, Ms. Tsai did as well by placing the call without My permission. Obviously, I would not have granted permission because it was just a trick, intended to embarrass†Me and My fundamentally transformed country. Chinese Foreign Minister Wang Yi said Saturday the...
  • Weather manipulation.

    12/03/2016 8:51:21 AM PST · by Tigen · 37 replies
    Wunderground. Com ^ | Weather Underground
    Look at weather map for anomaly coming from Ft Smith AR
  • How to Rebuild the Republican Party

    Bravo for the forward-looking team at Commentary. Unburdened by illusion that Donald Trump can or will ďturn this thing around,Ē they have proceeded straightaway to the next important conversation: What comes next for Americaís battered Republican Party? Noah Rothman writes: ďReunification and a recapitulation of something resembling a national governing coalition must be the foremost priority.Ē Thatís clearly true! How to do it? Rothmanís answer is to try to reconstitute conservatism as it used to be, refined by the famous ďautopsyĒ of 2013. The problem is that pro-Trump Republicans may not agree that Trumpism failed. They may not be amenable...
  • Intellectual Frog Legs Ė Victory EditionÖ

    12/02/2016 6:54:27 AM PST · by HarleyLady27 · 8 replies
    The Conservative Treehouse ^ | Dec 2, 2016 | Sundance
    Joe Dan Gorman has produced another installment of Intellectual Froglegs with a great summary of the 2016 Trump victory. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2GqiM3TRkw
  • Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday PODCAST

    12/01/2016 5:15:24 PM PST · by PROCON · 1 replies
    louderwithcrowder.com ^ | Dec. 1, 2016 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PST/8PM EST *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.The podcast usually runs around 2 1/2 hours and is filled with his own satirical wit and interviews with a variety of guests of all political persuasions.
  • The Secretary of State Kerfuffle. Obvious Choice Only one: (Vanity)

    11/27/2016 7:37:06 PM PST · by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget · 52 replies
    KellyAnne Conway. Loyal. Smart. Articulate. Worldly. Wise. Succinct. Attractive. Winner. Deplorable. Come on Trump Team. See It.
  • WHAT? JILL STEIN SLAMS HILLARY For Joining Her Hillary-Supported #Recount2016

    11/27/2016 8:00:24 AM PST · by HarleyLady27 · 95 replies
    Gateway Pundit/American Outlook ^ | Nov 26, 2016 | Jim Hoft/ Tom Franklin
    hillary-jillstein Jill Steinís recount is slipping into the bizarre. Itís Liberalsí last chance to overthrow Trumpís historic win. So all the crazies are joining forces. One problem: The crazy Liberals donít seem to like each other. The Gateway Pundit reported that Hillary people are joining the recount:
  • Who Likes The Taste Of Crow?? Hahaha!! Funny...

    11/26/2016 12:51:31 PM PST · by GilGil · 153 replies
    Youtube ^ | 11/26/2016 | Frisco JD
    "Donald Trump Will Never Be President Of The United States" ...
  • The Ten Commandments According to Francis

    11/25/2016 5:10:06 PM PST · by ebb tide · 4 replies
    Mahhound's Paradise ^ | November 25, 2016 | Manhound
    I have obtained a draft version. Sources tell me that the New Decalogue will be promulgated soon after the four cardinals are beheaded. 1. I am the LORD your Pope: you shall not heed strange Popes before me. 2. You shall not take Yes or No questions to me. 3. Remember the late 1960's and keep them holy. 4. Please report dissident relatives to the proper authorities. 5. You shall not discard that which can be re-used. 6. Life is complicated. 7. Let it go. 8 You shall bear false witness against your neighbor if it favors the progressive cause....
  • Whale Makes Rare Appearance in New York Harbor by the Statue of Liberty

    11/18/2016 7:47:51 AM PST · by fungoking · 13 replies
    ABC news ^ | 11/17/16 | AVIANNE TAN
    Whale, whale, whale. What do we have here! A whale made a rare appearance in New York Harbor near the Statue of Liberty this morning, according to the U.S. Coast Guard. Coast Guard Petty Officer Frank Iannazzo-Simmons said the whale was spotted around 8:00 a.m., reported ABC-owned station WABC in New York. Iannazzo-Simmons added that the Coast Guard put out a travel advisory to boaters cautioning them to avoid contact with the whale. The whale was likely a humpback, according to Howard Rosenbaum, ocean giants director at the Wildlife Conservation Society based in New York City. Rosenbaum told WABC that...
  • Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday PODCAST

    11/17/2016 5:11:01 PM PST · by PROCON · 10 replies
    louderwithcrowder.com ^ | Nov. 17, 2016 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PDT/8PM EDT *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.The podcast usually runs around 2 1/2 hours and is filled with his own satirical wit and interviews with a variety of guests of all political persuasions.
  • Time for some laughter from Tim Conway & Carol Burnett

    11/17/2016 7:42:52 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 20 replies
    youtube ^ | // | self
    https://www.youtube.com/embed/sJIh70IZua8?rel=0
  • News Bulletin Just In From CBC (Canadian Broadcasting Company) Headquarters in Ottawa.

    11/15/2016 10:08:30 AM PST · by Strac6 · 39 replies
    Satire | Walter Chruchtight
    This just in!!!! The flood of Trump-fearing American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week. The victory of Republican presidential candidate D. Trump over his establishment foe H. Clinton is prompting an exodus among left-leaning Americans who fear they'll soon be required to obtain gainful employment, pay taxes and live according to the Constitution if they remain. Canadian border residents say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, liberal arts majors, global-warming activists, and "green" energy proponents crossing their fields at night. "I went out to milk the cows the other day,...
  • When People Laughed At The Idea Of Trump Actually Being Elected President! [Compilation]

    11/14/2016 3:41:36 PM PST · by all the best · 30 replies
    Enjoy!!!!
  • MSNBC Realise They are Propagandists

    11/12/2016 7:32:53 AM PST · by moonhawk · 67 replies
    Get red-pilled, my dudes.
  • If Benjamin Netanyahu Collaborated With Barry White, This Is What It Would Sound Like

    11/11/2016 8:06:01 PM PST · by JustaCowgirl · 4 replies
    Chicks on the Right ^ | November 10, 2016 | Mockarena COTR
    If Benjamin Netanyahu collaborated with Barry White to send his congratulations to President-elect Trump
  • Canadian Militia Vows To Protect Borders From Illegal Americans

    11/10/2016 8:42:38 PM PST · by PROCON · 42 replies
    usapoliticalnews.com ^ | Nov. 11, 2016
    Huntington | A Canadian militia seems to have taken Donald Trumpís victory very seriously fearing hundreds of thousands of illegal Americans could try to cross the border. The Permanent Active Militia (PAM) is a country-wide association which is believed to have approximately 4,500 members across the country with its headquarters in Huntington, Ontario, near the Minnesota border. ď This ainít no Mexico border. Illegals will face snow and deadly cold temperatures, not withstanding dangerous predator attacks from bears, cougars and wolves. If youíre an American crossing the border illegally, your chances of survival are pretty slim Ē Ė John...
  • Trump Offers Hillary Clinton A Key Role In His New Administration, (Satire)

    11/10/2016 2:41:16 PM PST · by Swordmaker · 7 replies
    Western Sentinel ^ | November 9, 2016 | by WS Staff Editor
    BREAKING: Trump Offers Hillary Clinton A Key Role In His New Administration, GOP ECSTATIC Over Appointment In an unprecedented move, newly elected GOP President Donald J. Trump has extended an olive branch to his Democratic opponent Hillary Clinton. After a brief discussion by phone this afternoon Trump said that he and Hillary had agreed that she would join his administration in January in a very important capacity. On September 10, 2017, Mrs. Clinton and her administrative assistants Huma Abedin-Weiner-Danger and John Podesta will be sent to the Middle East to fill a vacancy left by the Obama Administration. Clinton will...
  • Lion laughing Hysterically

    11/10/2016 9:03:44 AM PST · by HarleyLady27 · 12 replies
    youtube ^ | Nov 10, 2016 | HarleyLady27
    This is a video of a lion laughing, I have always thought of Trump as being a lion...it makes you laugh...
  • Paging Vice President Joe Biden

    11/09/2016 7:25:42 AM PST · by Robert DeLong · 10 replies
    Vanity | 11/09/2016 | Robert DeLong
    President elect Donald J. Trump will be in the Rose Garden on Thursday if you would like to follow through with your threat of whipping his behind.
  • (vanity) Long past time we substituted "Journalist" for "Lawyer" in jokes

    11/09/2016 2:57:27 AM PST · by CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC · 12 replies
    Self | 11/9/2016 | Vanity
    Hey guys, it's time we give the lawyers a break ... at least for a few hours anyway. These past few months have decisively proven that lawyers are NOT the bottom feeders we thought they were. How can they even REACH the bottom when the journalists have crowded them out from that zone? Some examples..... Q: What's black & brown and looks good on a journalist? A: A Doberman Q: How do you know when a journalist is lying? A: His lips are moving. Q: What do you call 5000 journalists at the bottom of the sea? A: A good...
  • The Agony of Defeat (Schadenfreude)

    11/08/2016 10:31:24 PM PST · by PittsburghAfterDark · 15 replies
    Free Republic | November 9, 2016 | Self
  • Canadian Immigration crashes due unusually large number of requests for citizenship

    11/08/2016 9:02:53 PM PST · by Vendome · 18 replies
    Me Again!!! | 11/08/2016 | Vanity
    How is Miley going to perform from Canada?
  • Hilarious angry notes left on doorsteps of next-door-neighbors sweep the web

    11/04/2016 6:34:56 AM PDT · by sevinufnine · 21 replies
    Daily Mail UK ^ | 11/04/2016 | Esra Gurkan
    Passive aggressive notes left by fed-up neighbours are sweeping the web. Authors using notices to publicly shame repeat offenders. Dog mess, late night noise, and loud sex among the complaints.
  • Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday PODCAST (Tonight Mark Levin & James O'Keefe)

    11/03/2016 5:13:11 PM PDT · by PROCON · 7 replies
    louderwithcrowder.com ^ | Nov. 3, 2016 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PDT/8PM EDT *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.The podcast usually runs around 2 1/2 hours and is filled with his own satirical wit and interviews with a variety of guests of all political persuasions.
  • A handy guide to Left-wing people for the under 10s

    10/31/2016 4:14:26 PM PDT · by Eric Pode of Croydon · 8 replies
    The Spectator ^ | 28 Oct 2016 | Andy Shaw
    Left-wing people in the olden days Left-wing people used to like working-class people. Lots of left-wing people used to be working-class people. These people were known as socialists and joined trade unions. Sometimes working-class people used to frighten left-wing people, but they pretended that they werenít frightened and were nice to them. Left-wing people supported working-class people, gave them money, sat in rooms with them and wore badges to show that they cared more than right-wing people, who wore ties instead of badges and didnít care. Nowadays Nowadays, working-class people are bored with socialism because it hasnít made them rich...
  • Hillary bribes starving US peasants for votes by promising pumpkins & unappetizing squashes [tr]

    10/30/2016 1:34:20 PM PDT · by matt1234 · 14 replies
    DPRK (North Korrean) News ^ | 28 Oct 2016 | unknown
    [Full text:]Hillary Clinton bribes starving US peasants for votes by promising ration of gourds, pumpkins, and similarly unappetizing squashes. [Photo:]
  • This. Cannot. Be. Happening.

    10/28/2016 6:18:27 PM PDT · by Trump20162020 · 109 replies
    The Washington Post ^ | October 28, 2016 | Alexandra Petri
    Hillary Clinton sits on her Throne of Power in the Fortress of Glass, glancing at the ceiling and sharpening her hammer. She has been starting to hope. Earlier today she sent out one or two emails to old friends in Washington intimating they should ďget drinks when Iím back.Ē She has started to say ďwhenĒ more than ďif.Ē She keeps seeing the number ď45Ē everywhere she looks ó records, temperatures ó and when she does, she smiles a little to herself, as if itís an omen. At the back of her closet there is a checklist of Things To Accomplish...
  • Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast (Dana Loesch Tonight)

    10/27/2016 5:05:36 PM PDT · by PROCON · 19 replies
    louderwithcrowder.com ^ | Oct. 27, 2016 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PDT/8PM EDT *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.The podcast usually runs around 2 1/2 hours and is filled with his own satirical wit and interviews with a variety of guests of all political persuasions.
  • Arizona Obamacare Plan To Jump By 116 Percent When Premiums Go Up Next Year

    10/26/2016 5:31:01 AM PDT · by Enlightened1 · 27 replies
    CBS ^ | 10/25/16
    Arizona will be hit the hardest whenObamacare premiums go up next year. The Department of Health and Human Services revealed Monday that premiums for a midlevel benchmark plan will increase an average of 25 percent across the 39 states served by the federally run online market, and that about 1 in 5 consumers will have plans only from a single insurer to pick from, after major national carriers such as UnitedHealth Group, Humana and Aetna scaled back their roles. However, in Arizona, unsubsidized premiums for a hypothetical 27-year-old buying a benchmark ‚Äúsecond-lowest cost silver plan‚ÄĚ will jump by 116 percent,...
  • Pope Francis Names Archbishop Cupich As His Successor [Humor/Sarcasm]

    10/22/2016 7:52:45 AM PDT · by ebb tide · 4 replies
    Eye of the Tiber ^ | October 11, 2016 | Admin
    The Vatican announced this week that Chicago Archbishop Blase Cupich has been selected to be Pope Francisí successor after the 79-year-old pontiff hits the age of retirement next year. Cupich told worshipers yesterday that he was ďso very grateful and humbled by the news that he would be given the opportunity to wreak havoc upon the Church while wearing white.Ē Cupich, 67, will receive his ďwhite hatĒ in Rome on December 18, 2017, the day after Pope Francis turns 80. Cupichís succession to the papacy also means he will have his choice of who will succeed him in the future....
  • BAD HOMBRES, NASTY WOMEN Debate (edited obviously but some funny stuff)

    10/21/2016 10:15:14 AM PDT · by tony75034 · 2 replies
    youtube ^ | Oct 20, 2016 | Weird Al
    I thought maybe we could all use a little humor about the debates. This is not anti-Trump in any way, it's just weird Al doing his edit thing, making debate answers into a song. Semi-interesting, some funny parts.
  • GOP braces for Trump loss, roiled by refusal to accept election results

    10/20/2016 8:51:19 PM PDT · by upchuck · 114 replies
    Wash COMPOST ^ | Oct 20, 2016 | Philip Rucker and Robert Costa
    A wave of apprehension and anguish swept the Republican Party on Thursday, with many GOP leaders alarmed by Donald Trumpís refusal to accept the outcome of the election and concluding that it is probably too late to salvage his flailing presidential campaign. As the Republican nominee reeled from a turbulent performance in the final debate here in Las Vegas, his partyís embattled senators and House members scrambled to protect their seats and preserve the GOPís congressional majorities against what Republicans privately acknowledge could be a landslide victory for Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton. With 19 days until the election, the Republican...
  • Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday PODCAST

    10/20/2016 5:11:21 PM PDT · by PROCON · 2 replies
    louderwithcrowder.com ^ | Oct. 20, 2016 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PDT/8PM EDT *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.The podcast usually runs around 2 1/2 hours and is filled with his own satirical wit and interviews with a variety of guests of all political persuasions.
  • Someone overheard Bill and Chelsea at the Debate

    10/16/2016 5:08:21 PM PDT · by Red in Blue PA · 19 replies
  • Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday PODCAST

    10/13/2016 5:07:39 PM PDT · by PROCON · 9 replies
    louderwithcrowder.com ^ | Oct. 13, 2016 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PDT/8PM EDT *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.The podcast usually runs around 2 1/2 hours and is filled with his own satirical wit and interviews with a variety of guests of all political persuasions.
  • "Dirty Dancing Debate!"

    10/11/2016 11:21:07 AM PDT · by Mechanicos · 1 replies
    Youtube ^ | Today | Patrick Deschler
    https://youtu.be/f9yZ5IG1hs0
  • Trump and Clinton sing "Time of My Life" (video) Pretty funny...

    10/10/2016 3:17:49 PM PDT · by Beave Meister · 9 replies
    YouTube ^ | 10/10/2016
    Trump Clinton debate song. Time of my life. Trump ft. Clinton.
  • Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday PODCAST (Juanita Broaddrick Interview)

    10/06/2016 5:12:32 PM PDT · by PROCON · 3 replies
    louderwithcrowder.com ^ | Oct. 6, 2016 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PDT/8PM EDT *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.The podcast usually runs around 2 1/2 hours and is filled with his own satirical wit and interviews with a variety of guests of all political persuasions.
  • Guy In full Harambe Gorilla Suit Wearing all lives matter shirt runs onto field lions vs bears 2016

    10/02/2016 6:37:56 PM PDT · by Beautiful_Gracious_Skies · 28 replies
    youtube ^ | october 2, 2016
    Fun chase on the field during the game. Watch the All Lives Matter supporter in Gorilla suit make a fool of the NFL unpatriotic BLM fools! Lions vs. Bears Gorilla wins!
  • Just some old jib jab videos to lightens us up.

    10/02/2016 3:10:38 PM PDT · by BBell · 13 replies
    We need some old humor with the way things are going.
  • Gotta See This Putt -- Making America Great Again

    09/29/2016 7:01:07 PM PDT · by BRL · 23 replies
    youtube ^ | 9/29 | youtube
    Heckler gets putt on the spot. He turns embarrassment into awesome victory.
  • Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday PODCAST

    09/29/2016 5:09:06 PM PDT · by PROCON · 4 replies
    louderwithcrowder.com ^ | Sep. 29, 2016 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PDT/8PM EDT *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.The podcast usually runs around 2 1/2 hours and is filled with his own satirical wit and interviews with a variety of guests of all political persuasions.
  • Catholics, Letís Unite Around Pope Francis [Humor]

    09/29/2016 4:39:52 PM PDT · by ebb tide · 4 replies
    The Gregorian ^ | 9/27/2016 | Tom Hoopes
    The world is falling into darkness, and Pope Francis is promoting human dignity, gender sanity, religious freedom, peace against terrorism, and, yes, marriage, in effective ways that can reach new people.
  • Rob Bell Lists Mint Condition Bible On Craigslist (satire)

    09/28/2016 2:59:44 PM PDT · by fungoking · 7 replies
    The Babylon Bee ^ | 9/27/16 | Staff
    An anonymous tipster pointed out to media outlets Tuesday†that author, speaker,†and former pastor Rob Bell had listed his Bible on the Los Angeles Craigslist for sale section. The post inadvertently revealed Bellís identity, as the Bible had his name embossed in gold on the front cover, though it was clear from the image the sacred tome had never once been opened in his years of owning the beautiful version of the holy Scriptures. ďOne Bible, never used,Ē the ad read. ď$5 obo. You pick up. No guarantees as to accuracy of the contents of the bookóall sales final. Will consider...
  • A Profile In Courage? (Youtube video)

    09/26/2016 2:00:05 PM PDT · by LouieFisk · 7 replies
    Youtube ^ | September 26, 2016 | Personal
    This brave fellow takes a risk with a skunk in need and comes out smelling like a rose: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NoSSCmaHn4
  • Hillary as OZ revisited

    09/26/2016 9:48:45 AM PDT · by Rebel_Ace · 9 replies
    Rebel_Ace ^ | 9/26/2016 | Rebel_Ace
    OK, total humorous video vanity... I took the suggestions of some friends, and edited my "Hillary as OZ" video. It now has an ending with more punch. Click the picture for the improved video...
  • Clueless iPhone 7 owners tricked into DRILLING hole in their phones to Ďget a headphone jackí

    09/24/2016 6:39:25 PM PDT · by Swordmaker · 63 replies
    The Sun ^ | September 24, 2016 | BY ELLIE FLYNN
    Clueless iPhone 7 owners tricked into DRILLING hole in their phones to ‚Äėget a headphone jack‚Äô A fake¬†YouTube video claiming to show users how to get the much-missed sound¬†input has gone viral - with many unknowing victims following its lead By ELLIE FLYNN 24th September 2016, 3:17 pm CLUELESS iPhone 7 users have been tricked into DRILLING a hole into their phone in a bid to get a headphone jack.A fake YouTube video claiming to show users how to get the much-missed sound¬†input has gone viral ‚Äď with many unknowing victims following its lead. YouTube/TechRax 4 iPhone 7 users have...
  • Marshall Digs Pit In End Zone In Hopes Of Containing Lamar Jackson

    09/23/2016 12:44:40 PM PDT · by buckalfa · 6 replies
    The Kicker ^ | 09/18/2016 | Jerimiah Budinn
    Louisville quarterback Lamar Jackson demolished Florida State yesterday, rushing for four touchdowns and throwing for one more in a dominant 63-20 win. Next up is a road game against Marshall University, but Marshall is already preparing for to stop Jackson, by digging a huge pit in the end zone. ďHereís the plan,Ē said Marshall head coach Doc Holliday. ďWe dig a big old pit in the end zone. We cover it with sticks and leaves and stuff. Within the first three or four seconds of the game, Lamar probably runs it in for a touchdown. Boom, he falls in the...
  • Report: Terror attack stopped by heroic activist who established safe space in local mall

    09/22/2016 10:38:00 PM PDT · by Bubba Gump Shrimp · 6 replies
    DuffelBlog ^ | sept 22, 2016 | duffelblog
    ST. CLOUD, Minn. Ė Shane Williams was standing in line at Orange Julius with his 6-year old daughter when the screaming started last week. Instinctively, Shane pulled his daughter close and began searching for the cause of the commotion. Williams saw a woman running toward him; blood ran through her fingers where she clutched her abdomen. Behind her, a man dressed in a security guard uniform appeared to be wrestling with someone.