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    03/27/2017 2:40:34 PM PDT · by RummyChick · 8 replies
    tmz ^ | 3/20/17 | tmz
    Paul Walker could be standing tall in San Clemente thanks to some surfer bros who begged the City Council for a statue of their hero "in the midst of gnarly times." Self-proclaimed freelance journalist Chad Kroeger made the pitch at last Tuesday's meeting, and his rationale for the 12 foot Paul statue is comedy gold ... and also, kinda touching. Chad's buddy gets up there too for some fond words on "unifying figure" Paul. Dude, we can't even describe it ... you just have to watch this.

    03/27/2017 9:47:15 AM PDT · by RummyChick · 6 replies
    tmz ^ | 3/27/17 | tmz
    Kellyanne Conway watches Kate McKinnon's impressions of her on 'SNL' ... and she even has a favorite skit. Kellyanne was arriving in D.C. Monday when a pap asked what she thinks of McKinnon lampooning her on almost every 'SNL' episode for months now. It's obvious KC is impressed because she had an answer locked and loaded. NO. DAYS. OFF.
  • 50 "Simpsons" One-Liners (trunc)

    03/27/2017 7:32:58 AM PDT · by PeteePie · 34 replies
    BuzzFeed ^ | Mar 21, 2017 | Robin Edds
    Full Header: 50 "Simpsons" One-Liners Guaranteed To Make You Laugh Every Time
  • Microsoft deletes 'teen girl' AI after it became a Hitler-loving sex robot within 24 hours

    03/24/2017 11:52:20 AM PDT · by Mechanicos · 83 replies
    The Telegraph ^ | 24 March 2016 | Helena Horton
    A day after Microsoft introduced an innocent Artificial Intelligence chat robot to Twitter it has had to delete it after it transformed into an evil Hitler-loving, incestual sex-promoting, 'Bush did 9/11'-proclaiming robot.
  • My Mother-In-Law Lives In Constant Fear Of Being Deported By President Trump !

    03/20/2017 1:24:57 PM PDT · by Strac6 · 39 replies
    email from friend in NY
    Dear Mr. President, My Mother-In-Law lives in constant fear of your deportation for illegal immigrants. Just so you are sure who she is, her she lives at 3178 Happy Valley Lane, Century City, Florida 33812. The pastel pink house. She gets back from the Senior Citizens Center about 5 and is in the house all evening, except Tuesdays which is local Democrat Club meeting, and Thursday which is Canasta Night. About 5' 2" - - 160 - - Blue Hair.
  • 'Come in and try the worst meatball sandwich': Diners share hilarious restaurant signs and menus

    03/18/2017 4:41:45 PM PDT · by Morgana · 22 replies
    daily mail uk ^ | march 18, 2017 | Naomi Leach For Mailonline
    Lighthearted restaurants across the world are serving up a side of laughter. Rather than just listing their food options, comedy menu fails and hilarious restaurant signs have been keeping eagle-eyed patrons entertained while they dine. From one eatery revelling in its bad meatball sandwich review on Yelp to passive aggressive warnings of free concussion if diners dare take photos of their food, some owners like to create a memorable dialogues with their clientele. But for others it's the well-placed typo or mis-translation that is sure to raise eyebrows. Forget jerk chicken, you might be more taken with the Chicken rude...
  • Impeachara: The Miracle 'Drug' For People Suffering From Trump-Induced Anxiety Disorder

    03/15/2017 10:28:52 PM PDT · by 2ndDivisionVet · 4 replies
    Konbini ^ | March 15, 2017 | Alexandra Phanor-Faury
    <p>Since Trump took over the White House, there has been a slew of people complaining of anxiety and depression triggered by the elections. Therapists are calling it Post-election Stress Disorder and they are seeing a rise in patients.</p> <p>Good thing Los-Angeles-based writer/director Sam Friedlander (@samcf) has found a cure. Impeachara is the new "drug" that will help you cope with the next four years by convincing you that Trump has been impeached thus quelling your debilitating fear and anger.</p>
  • Trump attorney challenges Scarborough to prove Trump leaked his own tax forms

    03/15/2017 4:01:50 PM PDT · by HarleyLady27 · 17 replies
    The Hill ^ | March 15, 2017 | Rebecca Savransky
    Michael Cohen, President Trump's personal attorney, challenged MSNBC host Joe Scarborough Wednesday to prove his claim that Trump had leaked his own 2005 tax returns. ".@JoeNBC As #potus @realDonaldTrump personal attorney, I know who has his taxes," Cohen tweeted Wednesday. "You better have proof to back up your claim and big mouth!"
  • WATCH Duo Mock Snowflakes in ‘Friends in Safe Spaces’ Video (Keyboard warning)

    03/14/2017 11:34:15 PM PDT · by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget · 10 replies ^ | March 14, 2017, the day before corp tax returns due.
    ROTFLMAO. Production value is awesome. Someone needs to get this to our media people for bumper music. Extremely hilarious.
  • An ethnic Kekistani speaks

    In this video, an ethnic Kekistani speaks about the discrimination he and his people suffer from as they seek a homeland. They like new balance shoes, Cadillac cars and Wendy's food because these companies have all suffered for attempting to promote Kekistani issues
  • New York Liberals Say Consider BuzzFeed, CNN, and NY Times as Reliable Sources of News...

    03/08/2017 11:41:36 PM PST · by muktar96 · 17 replies
    Heist Media ^ | 08/03/2017 | Mike Chin
    Hahah this is absolutely hilarious... At least some people gave proper answers, and not completely ignorant ones. Also, these guys show is sort of like Watters World.
  • Monday Memos

    02/27/2017 6:09:39 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 6 replies
    unknown | 2/27/2017 | self
    Older than dirt? Then you just have to appreciate this one. Young people forget that we old people had a career before we retired... Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policies. One day the boss called him into the office for a talk. "Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up...
  • Law professors file misconduct complaint against Conway: report

    02/25/2017 9:14:29 PM PST · by The_Media_never_lie · 41 replies
    The Hill ^ | 02/24/17 | MARK HENSCH
    A group of 15 law professors nationwide has reportedly filed a professional misconduct complaint against White House counselor Kellyanne Conway, saying she "brings shame upon the legal profession."
  • The President Trump Blues | Songs | CarmanThe President Trump Blues

    02/25/2017 9:13:01 PM PST · by stars & stripes forever · 5 replies
    Carman Licciardello YouTube ^ | January 26, 20172/25/2017 | Carman LicciardelloCARMAN
    Gospel singer CARMAN composed this clever song about President Donald Trump. Must watch video.
  • Mike Rowe Reading a letter from his mother (I laughed till I cried)

    02/18/2017 8:45:04 AM PST · by Auntie Mame · 44 replies
    YouTube ^ | 09/14/16 on Youtube | Mike Rowe
    This is Mike Rowe sharing a letter from his mother. I laughed till I cried. If you need a lift today, watch this. And...... CALL YOUR MOTHER!
  • McDonald’s Reengineered The Straw And Is Selling It Like Apple Product

    02/17/2017 10:24:03 AM PST · by Windcatcher · 45 replies
    vocativ ^ | Feb 16, 2017 at 12:50 PM ET | Alejandro Alba
    McDonald’s is known for its Big Mac, Happy Meals, and creepy clown mascot, but not for trying to be innovative with technology. Yet, the fast food chain restaurant teamed up with aerospace and robotic engineering firms to reinvent the straw and make it easier to drink its Chocolate Shamrock shakes.
  • Steven Crowder Thursday *LIVE* FREE Podcast (Joy Villa Tonight)

    02/16/2017 5:06:40 PM PST · by PROCON · 1 replies ^ | Feb. 16, 2017 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PST/8PM EST *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.Steven has a daily show now, (M-Th), but the Thursday Podcasts are still FREE. You can subscribe to his other daily Podcasts by going to
  • General Kellogg named interim National Security Advisor.

    02/13/2017 9:37:09 PM PST · by dangus · 48 replies
    Trump was also considering General Mills, Cap'n Crunch. Donald Trump praised Kellogg's service, saying he's "terrrrific." The Left is furious that Trump is considering chiefly military men, slandering them as "cereal killers." Gen. Foods was not considered for the position, since it was known he would not be willing to leave his Post.
  • New edition of the Bible announced [Satire]

    02/12/2017 9:08:51 AM PST · by markomalley · 21 replies
    Pope Francis has announced that a new edition of the Bible is to be released, removing some of the more "rigid" books (e.g. the four gospels) and adding a few new ones. After all, the Bible was put together about 1500 years ago. It was reaffirmed by the Council of Trent in 1546, although at the time some liberals imbued with the "Spirit of Trent" tried to slip in a few extras that took their fancy. In any case, it isn't modern and up to date! The New Non-Rigid Bible will have a loose-leaf format so that pages can be...
  • NY Teen Tries to Steal Air Jordans, Loses Arm When Theft Victim Runs Him Over: Police

    02/11/2017 12:27:25 PM PST · by Morgana · 50 replies
    KTLA ^ | Feb. 12, 2017 | Tribune Media Wire
    A Brooklyn, New York, teenager lost his arm in a Craigslist robbery gone wrong on Friday afternoon, authorities said. Police say the 17-year-old boy connected with a man on Craigslist who was selling a pair of Air Jordan sneakers. They met about 1 p.m. in the Canarsie neighborhood, where the teen got into the seller's SUV and pulled out a gun, police said. The teen stole the sneakers and then walked away. He walked across the street with a bag apparently holding the sneakers, and the theft victim made a U-turn, stepped on the gas and ran over the teenager,...
  • Stven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday FREE PODCAST

    02/09/2017 5:07:13 PM PST · by PROCON · 3 replies ^ | Feb. 9, 2017 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PST/8PM EST *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.Steven has a daily show now, (M-Th), but the Thursday Podcasts are still FREE. You can subscribe to his other daily Podcasts by going to
  • Democrats to protest Patriots Superbowl Win.

    02/06/2017 6:57:33 AM PST · by ISTHISONETAKEN · 37 replies
    Just heard the Democrats are planning on protesting the New England Patriots win - They claim that the Atlanta Falcons are the true winners of the season. For the entire 2016 regular season, the Atlanta Falcons scored a 540 points, whereas the Pats only totaled 441 points (putting them in 3rd place behind the Falcons and the Saints), therefore the Falcons are the true winners of this election game and it is only because of the arcane rules of the NFL that they Patriots were able to steal this win from the true winner. In what world does the team...
  • DON'T TRIGGER ME! - New flag for Safe Space Cadets & Snowflakes

    02/03/2017 10:01:39 AM PST · by tony75034 · 17 replies ^ | 2/3/2016 | Lord of All Editors
    The People's Cube is one of the finest websites out there. They helped the Tea Party out by supplying some creative memes, visuals and articles, as well as humor to deal with the monstrosity known as President Obama. Below are a couple of images and links to blog posts from the site. if you are libertarian or conservative, or just love freedom, the humor on the site is most refreshing. Here are a few items recently as well. Check them out by clicking links below.
  • Steven Crowder *LIVE* FREE Thursday PODCAST

    02/02/2017 5:10:50 PM PST · by PROCON · 4 replies ^ | Feb. 2, 2017 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PST/8PM EST *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.Steven has a daily show now, (M-Th), but the Thursday Podcasts are still FREE. You can subscribe to his other daily Podcasts by going to
  • King Trump

    02/02/2017 3:54:41 PM PST · by cvolkay · 46 replies
    02/02/2017 | Chris Volkay
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  • WATCH: ‘Totally-Not-Senile’ Nancy Pelosi Blames Donald Trump For Yemeni Civil War — It Began In 2015

    02/01/2017 7:50:40 PM PST · by HarleyLady27 · 28 replies
    Nancy Pelosi revealed she thinks Donald Trump is some sort of time-traveling immortal when answering a question from “Bushra,” a Yemeni immigrant, during her Tuesday town hall on CNN. When asked what Democratic leadership will do to help those affected by Yemen’s ongoing civil war, the House Minority leader chose to answer by pointing the finger at Donald Trump and his “incompetent” administration. Again — just so everyone’s clear — she blamed a man who has been in office for less than two weeks for a war that began more than two years ago.
  • Starbucks' Flat White is now DISCONTINUED

    02/01/2017 2:45:36 PM PST · by MrsEmmaPeel · 54 replies
  • How come we can poke a Pole, Bash a Brit, Irk the Irish?

    01/29/2017 4:31:03 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 31 replies
    unknowb | 1/29/ | unknown
    SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU SMILE OR LAUGH...IF YOU DON'T GET OFFENDED EASILY WHAT AISLE IS THE POLISH SAUSAGE IN? Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these days................ A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you omething. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for...
  • Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday FREE PODCAST

    01/26/2017 5:11:55 PM PST · by PROCON · 4 replies ^ | Jan. 26, 2017 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PST/8PM EST *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.Steven has a daily show now, (M-Th), but the Thursday Podcasts are still FREE. You can subscribe to his other daily Podcasts by going to
  • Caption These

    01/23/2017 1:12:46 AM PST · by CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC · 10 replies
    Great fun to go to the pan & zoom Inaugural "gigapixel" photo seen here ... and zoom in on faces in the stands. Here are a few clips from that megaphoto that are begging for labels. I'll start with some caption suggestions of my own, but expect & hope to be far surpassed by other more creative FReepers.
  • All your safe space are belong to us.

    01/22/2017 4:13:41 PM PST · by moonhawk · 19 replies
    Biz Pac Review ^ | Scott Morefield
    Are you ready to shred some safe spaces? If you’re familiar with classic memes, you’ll likely recognize the theme upon which this video is based. “All your base are belong to us” is a broken English (“Engrish”) phrase found in the opening cutscene of the 1992 European release of the Mega Drive port of the 1989 arcade video game Zero Wing which became a popular Internet meme. The quote is included in the European version of the game, which features poor English translations of the original Japanese version.
  • Twas the Night Before Inauguration!

    01/19/2017 7:26:51 PM PST · by Impala64ssa · 9 replies
    Twas the Night Before Inauguration! Twas the night before Inauguration, and up in the tower, The Donald reflected on his newfound power. The conservative masses had come out in force, And delivered a victory that would chart a new course. The snowflakes were shell-shocked with tears in their eyes, The media lied to them . . . What a surprise. They had been promised a Hillary win, But the criminal Clinton took one on the chin. And though from all corners celebrities flew, They made no impression, for they hadn’t a clue. They talked about climate, racism, and such, And...
  • Steven Crowder FREE *LIVE* Thursday PODCAST

    01/19/2017 5:17:01 PM PST · by PROCON · 10 replies ^ | Jan. 19, 2017 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PST/8PM EST *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.Steven has a daily show now, (M-Th), but the Thursday Podcasts are still FREE and will last about an hour. You can subscribe to his other daily Podcasts by going to
  • I Had A Dream: Trump Gives Alaska To Russia As Thank You Gift

    I Had A Dream (It Was Pretty Weird) Trump Gives Alaska To Russia As Thank You Gift President Elect Donald Trump’s inauguration is not until Friday, Modern Philosophers, but he is already sending thank you gifts to those who helped him win the election. And the billionaire, who really knows how to spend, is not skimping on the presents. Today, Trump surprised one of his most ardent supporters, Russian President Vladimir Putin, with the gift of Alaska. “Putin gets a bad rap because the Democrats wanted us to see him as the enemy,” Trump explained as he signed away the...
  • You guys are wonderful!

    01/17/2017 1:43:58 PM PST · by SouthWall · 17 replies
    Not for Liberals .com ^ | 1/17/17 | Doug Wall
    Last week's pool was great, thanks to you. My website, Not for Liberals has a poll every two weeks to select your favorite thought about conservative values. Last week's favorite, was: "The Second Amendment: a Matter of Fact, Not A Matter of Opinion. Please click on the vote button. Come back to the home page and select a category to see a random quote from that category. Repeat. Thank You By the way, I put a link to Free Republic on the home page, for those who have not been there before.

    01/17/2017 7:15:19 AM PST · by sevinufnine · 19 replies
    Satire Wire ^ | 12/1/2016 | Not Indicated
    After doing his part to swing the U.S. election for Donald Trump, Russian President Vladimir Putin has been enjoying his discussions with President Barack Obama. (Humor, which we need daily :>)
  • BREAKING NEWS: Russia releases photo of DONALD TRUMP with hooker in Russian hotel

    01/15/2017 6:03:08 AM PST · by Islander7 · 94 replies
    FaceBook ^ | Jan 15, 2017 | Unknown
  • Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday PODCAST

    01/12/2017 5:04:33 PM PST · by PROCON · 1 replies ^ | Jan. 12, 2017 | Steven Crowder
    Steven Crowder *LIVE* Thursday Podcast5PM PST/8PM EST *LIVE* Podcast Join Steven Crowder as he discusses current events using his humorous and often irreverent style.The podcast usually runs around 2 1/2 hours and is filled with his own satirical wit and interviews with a variety of guests of all political persuasions.
  • Everybody's The CEO of Nothing

    01/11/2017 2:39:03 PM PST · by cvolkay · 12 replies
    I just checked my Linkedin deal. Wowee Zowee. Never have I seen so many muey importante hombres. Holy Mackerel! Gee Whiz! Everybody on those “friends you might want” pages is either the CEO or President of something. “President and fluffer at PUREGENIUS Movies, CEO of the Timmy Tinklenuts Foundation for the advancement of multi-talented savants. Wow. Aren’t there any regular people on Linkedin? or for that matter Twitter or Facebook, you know like you and me. Jeez! Wouldn’t you like to investigate some of these companies that these people are president or CEO of? There she is, she’s Meryl Stench...
  • There is photo evidence of Trump and his "Golden Shower"

    01/11/2017 8:26:55 AM PST · by doug from upland · 59 replies
    What else would you expect Trump to have?
  • Vince McMahon to perform “Stand Back” at Trump inauguration (SATIRE)

    01/11/2017 7:36:44 AM PST · by Ciaphas Cain · 10 replies
    Kayfabe News ^ | January 10, 20-7
    United States President-Elect Donald Trump announced via Twitter this morning that his Jan. 20 inauguration will feature WWE mogul Vince McMahon performing his 1987 smash-hit “Stand Back.” Although McMahon has not performed the song live since the 37th Annual Slammy Awards in 1987, he agreed to sing it in Washington because his wife Linda, an appointee of the Trump administration, told him to. The song is ostensibly a tribute to the late Andre the Giant, but Trump tweeted that it is “really about being a winner, and believe me, I’m a winner, bigly.” According to Washington insiders, the performance will...
  • Lego Movie "Everything is Awesome" PARODY Everything is Racist

    01/07/2017 4:47:35 PM PST · by SoFloFreeper · 9 replies
    youtube ^ | 12/20/16 | Rucka Rucka Ali
    Published on Dec 20, 2016 THIS IS JOKES :D Get This Song / Album on iTunes:
  • Culture In Which All Truth Is Relative Suddenly Concerned About Fake News (Babylon Bee)

    01/03/2017 9:53:44 PM PST · by Ciaphas Cain · 10 replies
    The Babylon Bee ^ | January 3rd, 2017
    U.S.—Sources from within the United States confirmed Tuesday that American society, while typically rejecting concepts like absolute truth and objective moral standards, is suddenly showing grave concern for the rise of fabricated news stories after a reported uptick in fake news during the recent election season. One Oregon man, who rejects the idea that humanity can even be sure the universe exists in any meaningful sense, was nonetheless disturbed by the idea that websites could publish completely false information, for anyone in the world to read. “It’s just absolutely wrong, in my opinion,” said the man who doesn’t believe in...
  • Larry the Cable Guy & his Christmas Story

    01/02/2017 11:36:24 AM PST · by Bob434 · 7 replies
    Youtube ^ | Larry
    Thought you all might enjoy Larry's take on political correctness at Christmas time- Very funny stuff
  • Wild Ride – Top 2016 Campaign Moments…

    12/31/2016 3:55:53 PM PST · by HarleyLady27 · 16 replies
    The Conservative Treehouse ^ | Dec. 31, 2016 | Sundance
    Reviewing the year in 2016 politics, there are many epic campaign moments. Here’s a few of the more memorable – in no particular order: Donald Trump’s airplane had it’s own soundtrack:
  • The Wall (Donald Trump's theme song)

    12/30/2016 8:15:29 AM PST · by Mechanicos · 6 replies
    You Tube ^ | Sep 3, 2016 | El Gringo
    Published on Sep 3, 2016 El Gringo "The Wall" - (Comedy / Political Satire) "The Wall" (parody)
  • Queen Latifah’s Car Stolen from South Fulton Gas Station

    12/28/2016 9:44:50 AM PST · by Cecily · 70 replies
    Atlanta Journal Constitution ^ | December 28, 2016 | Lauren Foreman
    Police are looking for the person who hopped into Queen Latifah’s Mercedes-Benz and drove away as the actress’ associate filled up the luxury vehicle at a south Fulton County gas station. The carjacking occurred just before 9:20 p.m. Dec. 20 at a Shell gas station on Fulton Industrial Boulevard, Fulton police spokeswoman Cpl. Maureen Smith said. About that time, a white BMW pulled beside Queen Latifah’s 2015 Mercedes-Benz S63. Someone got out of the BMW and jumped into the Mercedes as the associate, Keith Sheppard, was pumping gas. Queen Latifah, who is in Lee Daniels’ new Atlanta-produced show “Star,” was...
  • My favorite funny" images of 2016

    12/25/2016 11:51:15 AM PST · by Kevin in California · 27 replies
    12-25-2016 | Me
    First of all, Merry Christmas to all. These are two of my favorites. What were the "real images that were humorous to you this 2016?
  • Dog Gets Revenge For Little Girl Kicking Him

    12/25/2016 11:24:18 AM PST · by tired&retired · 14 replies
    YouTube ^ | Vanity
    Dog Gets Revenge For Little Girl Kicking Him This video is worthy of a guaranteed Christmas laugh: I've never posted anything like this, so forgive me if it is unacceptable on FR... But it sure does lift the spirits seeing man's best friend get even!
  • Obama at the bat

    12/22/2016 12:18:53 PM PST · by Robert DeLong · 26 replies
    YouTube ^ | Mar. 4th 2010 |
    I'm sure most of you know the original poem upon which this is based, "Casey at the Bat" by Ernest Thayer - often considered one of baseball's greatest writings. The original poem: “Casey at the Bat” by Ernest Lawrence Thayer in 1888. It all started in 1885 when George Hearst decided to run for state senator in California. To self-promote his brand of politics, Hearst purchased the San Francisco Examiner. At the completion of the election, Hearst gave the newspaper to his son, William Randolph Hearst. William, who had experience editing the Harvard Lampoon while at Harvard College, took to...