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  • The Presidents Assigned to Their Proper Schools

    02/16/2015 2:55:39 PM PST · by FlJoePa · 17 replies
    everydayshouldbesaturday.com ^ | 2-16-15 | Spencer Hall
    George Washington. Famous for being first, but hasn't done anything in centuries. RUTGERS John Adams. Sort of forgotten and small and lost to Thomas Jefferson so...WAKE FOREST Thomas Jefferson. Bought Louisiana, had zero scruples, drank hard, and invented the disgraceful sex scandal. LSU James Madison. Tiny, but punched well above his weight, and lasted way longer in the game than he had any right to via craftiness. BOISE STATE James Monroe. Known for having financial difficulties. MARYLAND John Quincy Adams. Thorny bastard who swam naked in rivers for fun and had big-ass sideburns. WEST VIRGINIA Andrew Jackson. Completely insane. Noted...
  • Personal ad red flags (Valentines Day vanity)

    02/14/2015 6:05:58 AM PST · by matt1234 · 114 replies
    me ^ | 2/14/2015 | me
    If you are single, you might occasionally browse personal ads from people looking for love. Please post words or phrases you consider red flags in personal ads. I am less concerned about obvious reg flags like "just got out of prison." I am more interested in subtle reg flags, euphemisms and words that put you off personally. But please feel free to post any type of red flag to keep the discussion flowing. Thank you.
  • FReeper Canteen ~ Just Hangin' Cafe ~ 13 February 2015

    02/12/2015 5:58:15 PM PST · by beachn4fun · 83 replies
    February 12, 2015 | Canteen Crew
    FR CANTEEN MISSION STATEMENT Showing support and boosting the morale of our military and our allied military and the family members of the above.Honoring those who have served before. FReeper Canteen Just Hangin' Cafe Come on in, we're open Need a place just to hang out? This is it. We serve coffee, tea, conversation and music. Our AWESOME military, our AWESOME allies, and their families are welcomed and honored here. No worries in the FReeper Canteen Just Hangin' Cafe. Grab a cup and start a conversation.We've been know to spin a yarn or two.You never know who you might...
  • Southern California Edison IT workers 'beyond furious' over H-1B replacements

    02/04/2015 5:26:26 PM PST · by Bill_o'Rights · 189 replies
    Computerworld ^ | Feb 4, 2015 12:06 PM PT | Patrick Thibodeau
    Information technology workers at Southern California Edison (SCE) are being laid off and replaced by workers from India. Some employees are training their H-1B visa holding replacements, and many have already lost their jobs...The H-1B program "was supposed to be for projects and jobs that American workers could not fill," this worker said. "But we're doing our job. It's not like they are bringing in these guys for new positions that nobody can fill. "Not one of these jobs being filled by India was a job that an Edison employee wasn't already performing," he said...SCE employees said that since August,...
  • New (Written) Breathalyzer Test:

    02/03/2015 9:23:39 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 4 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 03 February 2015 | Reaganite Republican
  • Hump-Day Humor

    01/21/2015 5:35:58 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 1 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 21 January 2015 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican...
  • Read one sailor’s incredible response to ‘What’s the laziest thing you’ve ever done?’ (Humor)

    01/19/2015 8:37:13 PM PST · by Beave Meister · 35 replies
    Yellow Hammer News.com ^ | 1/12/2015 | CLIFF SIMS
    Reddit users were asked “What’s the laziest thing you’ve ever done?” And one former sailor’s response is so incredible we had to share it. We usually only write about Alabama-related things, so let’s just assume this took place aboard one of the Alabama-built Littoral Combat Ships. I was once on a US military ship, having breakfast in the wardroom (officers lounge) when the Operations Officer (OPS) walks in. This guy was the definition of NOT a morning person; he’s still half asleep, bleary eyed… basically a zombie with a bagel. He sits down across from me to eat his bagel...
  • Things to give you a smile during all the bad news

    01/14/2015 5:03:48 PM PST · by patriot08 · 78 replies
    vanity | /14/15 | Patriot08
    Kat Blanchett: Say nothing. They'll blame it on the dog. Bird feeding dog: The Most Beautiful Horse in the World: Mare-lyn Monroe: Adorable Slow Loris: Tiny deer: Something good about 'ol Harry Truman you didn't know (even though he was a Demorat: Harry Truman was a different kind of President. He probably made as many, or more important decisions regarding our nation's history as any of the other 32 Presidents preceding him. However, a measure of his greatness may rest on what he did after he left the White House. The only asset he had when he died was...
  • Things to give you a smile during all the bad news

    01/14/2015 5:03:48 PM PST · by patriot08 · 5 replies
    vanity | /14/15 | Patriot08
    Kat Blanchett: Say nothing. They'll blame it on the dog. Bird feeding dog: The Most Beautiful Horse in the World: Mare-lyn Monroe: Adorable Slow Loris: Tiny deer: Something good about 'ol Harry Truman you didn't know (even though he was a Demorat: Harry Truman was a different kind of President. He probably made as many, or more important decisions regarding our nation's history as any of the other 32 Presidents preceding him. However, a measure of his greatness may rest on what he did after he left the White House. The only asset he had when he died was...
  • Al Bundy on the French [youtube video]

    01/11/2015 8:55:54 AM PST · by FlJoePa · 9 replies
    youtube ^ | 5-13-14 | Al Bundy
    youtube link here as well
  • An Image for the Church in a “Way-Cool” Christmas Gift

    01/03/2015 8:52:33 AM PST · by Salvation · 19 replies
    Archdiocese of Washington ^ | 01-03-15 | Msgr. Charles Pope
    An Image for the Church in a “Way-Cool” Christmas Gift By: Msgr. Charles PopeIf you’re looking for a last minute gift for someone (remember, Christmas goes on till Epiphany), consider the “Septem-Seater Tricycle.” Don’t worry that it costs  $20,000; you can charge it or put it on a payment plan! Yes, it is the seven-seat tricycle in the Hammacher Schlemmer Catalog. I suspect it is one of those corporate “team-building” items. A large corporation might be able to afford the hefty cost or even just rent it for corporate “retreats.” It would sure be fun to try it out.At any rate I...
  • FReeper Canteen ~ Just Hangin' Cafe ~ 2 January 2015

    01/01/2015 5:56:06 PM PST · by beachn4fun · 146 replies
    January 1, 2015 | Canteen Crew
    FR CANTEEN MISSION STATEMENT Showing support and boosting the morale of our military and our allied military and the family members of the above.Honoring those who have served before. FReeper Canteen Just Hangin' Cafe Come on in, we're open Need a place just to hang out? This is it. Let's continue to celebrate the new yearwith good conversation and good music. We serve coffee, tea, conversation and music. Our AWESOME military, our AWESOME allies, and their families are welcomed and honored here. Hope everyone had a safe and enjoyable New Year celebration of their choice. No worries in the...
  • Catholic Church Fails To Behead a Single Person in 2014

    01/01/2015 12:42:41 AM PST · by SweetAkitoRose · 26 replies
    Catholic Vote ^ | Dec 30, 2014 | John White
    For the most intolerant and extreme religion in the world, this is a rather embarrassing statistic. It appears that the Catholic Church, widely recognized as the most uncompromising and dogmatic among the world’s major religions, is about to close out the year without executing a single person. As everyone knows, the Catholic Church is a religion of strict doctrine, ruling every aspect of each individual Catholic’s life from the Vatican with an iron fist, while at the same time relentlessly imposing its beliefs on the rest of society. Yet for some reason the Catholic Church has had an abysmal year...
  • The Emergence of Pajama Boy 2014!

    12/30/2014 12:28:39 PM PST · by MeshugeMikey · 23 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | December 30, 2014 | MeshugeMikey
  • When Life Hands You Lemons, Tell Ruble Jokes

    12/29/2014 7:13:56 AM PST · by WhiskeyX · 6 replies
    Radio Free Europe / Radio Liberty RFE/RL ^ | Monday, December 29, 2014 | Radio Free Europe / Radio Liberty RFE/RL
    Remember when the ruble's biggest problem was that it was pornographic? Such worries now seem enviable in a month that has seen the Russian currency plummet to historic lows of 80 rubles to the dollar, reeling from the one-two punch of low oil prices and Western sanctions. Although the ruble has gained some strength since bottoming out, the battered currency remains the butt of many online jokes, as Russians cash in on one of their richest natural resources -- black humor: Kremlin spin doctor Dmitry Kiselyov announces the news: "The price of the dollar continues to fluctuate. This proves what...
  • Sharpton Cant Shut Mouth....developing

    12/27/2014 7:05:14 AM PST · by MeshugeMikey · 32 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | December 27, 2014 | MeshugeMikey
  • (Vanity) A Cynical Thought

    12/26/2014 5:26:56 AM PST · by grey_whiskers · 21 replies
    The velveted paws of grey_whiskers | 12-26-2014 | grey_whiskers
    When guns are outlawed, then only outlaws will have guns. When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl When politics is outlawed, then only...oh wait.
  • 11 Outrageous Criminal Names

    12/19/2014 7:53:35 AM PST · by w1n1 · 19 replies
    wsj ^ | 12/19/2014 | K Dhillon
    Expert Stephen Dubner and Steven Levitt knew that Names can tell us a lot about the Person, but does a Name Really Affect the Outcome of a person’s Personal & Professional Success? Not so much. Their study found that with all else equal between two babies born at the same time, name did not move the needle in terms of economic status later in life. Naming was not destiny. View the names here.
  • AL Sharpton Hawks NEW TSHIRT

    12/18/2014 1:20:03 PM PST · by MeshugeMikey · 31 replies
    MeshugeMikey | Decemiber 18, 2014 | MeshugeMikey
    The Stores are Leaving Ferguson Missouri's War Zone and Al's Not GOIN to Put Up With it!!
  • Sword For sale WARNING might be haunted - $150

    12/04/2014 6:48:36 PM PST · by Mechanicos · 57 replies
    Craigs List ^ | 12/1/14 | Sword owner
    "This sword is from the 1700s. I got it at an antique store in my memaw's home town back in 1984. The person who sold it to me told me to be careful because there is a 90+% chance that it is cursed. Since it's been in my house my life has descended into pure chaos. My knitting group came over and they all said they could feel a strange energy in my sword room (I have a collection of over 100 swords. This is my only haunted sword). Since i got this sword, about 3 times a week a...