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Catholic Church Fails To Behead a Single Person in 2014
Catholic Vote ^ | Dec 30, 2014 | John White

Posted on 01/01/2015 12:42:41 AM PST by SweetAkitoRose

For the most intolerant and extreme religion in the world, this is a rather embarrassing statistic.

It appears that the Catholic Church, widely recognized as the most uncompromising and dogmatic among the world’s major religions, is about to close out the year without executing a single person.

As everyone knows, the Catholic Church is a religion of strict doctrine, ruling every aspect of each individual Catholic’s life from the Vatican with an iron fist, while at the same time relentlessly imposing its beliefs on the rest of society.

Yet for some reason the Catholic Church has had an abysmal year at the chopping block, failing to kill a single one of its billion-plus members for failing to live in strict adherence to her teachings. On top of that, the Vatican has put to death exactly zero people from other religions for refusing to convert to Catholicism.

Even some followers of Islam, universally known as a religion of peace and tolerance, have found time on the weekends to behead a few non-believers. And yet the Catholic Church, far from resembling anything having to do with peace or tolerance, has taken incompetence to a whole new level when it comes to imposing its beliefs.

Sure, 2015 is a new year and all, but let’s face it. When it comes to intolerance, we’re pathetic.


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Just a little humor to start the new year off! Happy 2015 everyone!
1 posted on 01/01/2015 12:42:42 AM PST by SweetAkitoRose
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To: SweetAkitoRose

Just Damn.

Let the enquisition begin!


2 posted on 01/01/2015 12:44:14 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Vendome
Nobody expects the Spanish Catholic Inquisition.
3 posted on 01/01/2015 12:52:17 AM PST by Salamander (No more nights of blood and fire..)
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To: Salamander

Happy New Year!


4 posted on 01/01/2015 12:59:22 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Vendome

5 posted on 01/01/2015 1:02:21 AM PST by Salamander (No more nights of blood and fire..)
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To: Vendome

Hey, it just occurred to me....O’Malice is out and we’re getting a Republican gov!

How crazy is that?

A good omen, I hope.


6 posted on 01/01/2015 1:03:31 AM PST by Salamander (No more nights of blood and fire..)
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"Catholic Church Fails To Behead a Single Person in 2014"

If Catholics were forced to pay for the executions of the unborn of others, than they probably indirectly met their quota.
7 posted on 01/01/2015 1:11:46 AM PST by clearcarbon
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To: SweetAkitoRose

Good one.


8 posted on 01/01/2015 1:56:56 AM PST by elhombrelibre (Against Obama. Against Putin. Pro-freedom. Pro-US Constitution.)
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To: SweetAkitoRose

“When it comes to intolerance, we’re pathetic.”

When I was but a wee lad, the Church sure knew how to put the fear of “burning in hell for eternity” in you, early and often


9 posted on 01/01/2015 2:11:27 AM PST by Artie (We are surrounded by MORONS)
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To: SweetAkitoRose

The left loves the ROP because it loves intolerant, totalitarian anti-Christian systems of government.


10 posted on 01/01/2015 2:40:34 AM PST by I want the USA back (Media: completely irresponsible. Complicit in the destruction of this country.)
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To: Salamander

LOL! Love it.


11 posted on 01/01/2015 7:40:10 AM PST by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
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To: SweetAkitoRose; NYer; Salvation; marshmallow; ebb tide

That is really horrible news! (sarcasm)


12 posted on 01/01/2015 7:51:28 AM PST by GreyFriar (Spearhead - 3rd Armored Division 75-78 & 83-87)
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To: SweetAkitoRose

Well, it’s a long year.


13 posted on 01/01/2015 8:32:42 AM PST by xone
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To: SweetAkitoRose

Well, it’s a long year.


14 posted on 01/01/2015 8:33:27 AM PST by xone
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To: SweetAkitoRose

I have said many times over the last year, if the Pope would threaten to burn just one person at the stake for heresy, the credibility of the Church would increase a thousand-fold. He just needs to issue a statement to one abortion-supporting politician, for example, that he or she is excommunicated and will enter a Catholic Church again under pain of being burnt, there would be no need to carry it out.

But, no, the Church would seemingly rather have no credibility.


15 posted on 01/01/2015 8:48:55 AM PST by Cincinnatus.45-70 (What do DemocRats enjoy more than a truckload of dead babies? Unloading them with a pitchfork!)
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I have said many times over the last year, if the Pope would threaten to burn just one person at the stake for heresy, the credibility of the Church would increase a thousand-fold.


Reading a little history about the Reformation, after going through what they didn’t want they had to decide what a church was.

Skip over the emotional reaction to the prior statement and now put on your thinking cap. The issue is NOT P vs RC.

They came to the conclusion that there were 3 things essential to be called a Christian Church.

1) The Gospel is preached
2) The sacraments are administered
3) Discipline

Why do we call some “churches” non Christian? Because one of the three is missing. The easy ones are those that don’t preach the Gospel.

So the thinker is, if there is no discipline, is it a Christian Church, or is it something else?


16 posted on 01/01/2015 9:06:05 AM PST by PeterPrinciple (Thinking Caps are no longer being issued but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere.)
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To: clearcarbon

Did you pray in front of an abortion clinic to stop abortions today?

17 posted on 01/01/2015 9:56:54 AM PST by Salvation ("With God all things are possible." Matthew 19:26)
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To: SweetAkitoRose

As opposed to those bloodthirsty evangelicals.


18 posted on 01/01/2015 9:59:58 AM PST by firebrand
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To: Vendome

You’re a little late with that.


19 posted on 01/01/2015 10:00:59 AM PST by firebrand
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To: firebrand

Kant speil either...


20 posted on 01/01/2015 12:47:09 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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