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Sword For sale WARNING might be haunted - $150
Craigs List ^ | 12/1/14 | Sword owner

Posted on 12/04/2014 6:48:36 PM PST by Mechanicos

"This sword is from the 1700s. I got it at an antique store in my memaw's home town back in 1984. The person who sold it to me told me to be careful because there is a 90+% chance that it is cursed. Since it's been in my house my life has descended into pure chaos. My knitting group came over and they all said they could feel a strange energy in my sword room (I have a collection of over 100 swords. This is my only haunted sword). Since i got this sword, about 3 times a week a crucifix will fall off of my wall for no reason. I am 76 years old. I cannot have this cursed item in my house anymore. Please take it off my hands!!"


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: craigslist; humor; napl; poltergeist; sword
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1 posted on 12/04/2014 6:48:36 PM PST by Mechanicos
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To: Mechanicos

The woman reminds me of the old woman in hallway in The Shinning.


2 posted on 12/04/2014 6:49:56 PM PST by Perdogg (I'm on a no Carb diet- NO Christie Ayotte Romney or Bush)
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To: Mechanicos

you might try blessing a tub full of water then tossing it in.


3 posted on 12/04/2014 6:50:00 PM PST by txnativegop (I'm out of ideas about tag lines.)
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To: Mechanicos

My cat would probably like to use it.


4 posted on 12/04/2014 6:51:08 PM PST by kaehurowing
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To: kaehurowing

my cat doesn’t need to use a sword. he has super-TALONS!


5 posted on 12/04/2014 6:51:55 PM PST by faithhopecharity ((Brilliant, Profound Tag Line Goes Here, just as soon as I can think of one..) c)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Ping.


6 posted on 12/04/2014 6:52:00 PM PST by Silentgypsy (Mind your atomic bonds.)
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To: Mechanicos

So is that how to drive up the price - say something is haunted?


7 posted on 12/04/2014 6:52:13 PM PST by Veggie Todd (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
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To: Mechanicos

Definitely looks haunted, you cancan see the ghost holding it.


8 posted on 12/04/2014 6:53:07 PM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: Mechanicos

Pretty clever way to up sell an otherwise un remarkable object.


9 posted on 12/04/2014 6:58:41 PM PST by DariusBane (Liberty and Risk. Flip sides of the same coin. So how much risk will YOU accept? Vive Deo et Vives)
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To: driftdiver

I don’t cancan, a man my age, six four and two sixty would look too silly flipping a skirt up over his arse. So is there some other way to see this ghost?


10 posted on 12/04/2014 7:11:41 PM PST by RipSawyer (OPM is the religion of the sheeple.)
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To: Mechanicos

Made in China in the 1700’s formerly owned by Eric the Red, and used in the Crusade by king Richard? It sure looks haunted to me. Only $150?? Wow what a deal!

When I was in Germany a guy had a pistol he said was the one used by Hitler to kill himself. I asked how much, he said; “400DM”, and I told him it was too high, he then told me he would lower the price if I bought 3 of them. What a deal!


11 posted on 12/04/2014 7:14:19 PM PST by Bringbackthedraft (2016 a Clinton/ Gore ticket?? The RNC better come up with Winners this time.)
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To: Mechanicos

Seems legit, especially how that sword is holding that old woman up.


12 posted on 12/04/2014 7:18:18 PM PST by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: Mechanicos

$150 for a huge broad sword from the 1700’s seems like a deal...


13 posted on 12/04/2014 7:18:19 PM PST by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them)
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To: Mechanicos

14 posted on 12/04/2014 7:22:38 PM PST by Dogbert41 (All the days of my life were written in your book before there was one of them!)
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To: Bringbackthedraft

“a guy had a pistol he said was the one used by Hitler to kill himself. I asked how much, he said; “400DM”, and I told him it was too high, he then told me he would lower the price if I bought 3 of them.”

Did you tell him make it 4 pistols; and we have a deal?


15 posted on 12/04/2014 7:25:15 PM PST by HereInTheHeartland (Pants up; don't loot)
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To: DariusBane

Sword from the 1700s for 150 bucks? Definitely a replica which is probably worth a little less.


16 posted on 12/04/2014 7:27:23 PM PST by gr8eman (Bill Carson...meet Arch Stanton!)
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To: Mechanicos

Silly woman, you cannot simply sell a cursed sword once you have wielded it. You must get a cleric to cast “Remove Curse” or “Break Enchantment” first, or you will never be able to get rid of it!


17 posted on 12/04/2014 7:27:31 PM PST by Boogieman
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To: Bringbackthedraft

And all three guns were no doubt the genuine article lol.


18 posted on 12/04/2014 7:27:51 PM PST by rdl6989
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To: Mechanicos

Also, I have to say, this woman’s posting has caused me to realize how empty my life is without a “sword room”. I must rectify that soon.


19 posted on 12/04/2014 7:29:43 PM PST by Boogieman
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To: Mechanicos

What happens if it turns out not to be cursed...can you return it?


20 posted on 12/04/2014 7:32:34 PM PST by Yardstick
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