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  • Pet snake gets stuck in woman's stretched earlobe

    02/01/2017 7:08:14 AM PST · by BenLurkin · 110 replies ^ | Published February 01, 2017
    Glawe said the Ball Python snake, named Bart, was too big to fit all the way through her lobe, and she was unable to extract it on her own. Glawe further explained that she wears gages in her earlobes but had taken them out. ... A friend informed concerned commenters that doctors at Portland Adventist Hospital made a slight cut in Glawe’s ear and used Vaseline while further stretching the lobe with a plastic tool so that the snake could wiggle out. Glawe told another commenter that her ear was numbed before the procedure and that the experience hurt “a...
  • Jack Chick has passed away

    10/24/2016 12:45:41 PM PDT · by Borges · 235 replies | 10/24/2016
    He was 92.
  • FACEBOOK Cat Video Performed by Ballet Zoom, a Spanish disco dance troupe circa 1973. (There Are Cat

    09/10/2016 2:01:02 AM PDT · by Slings and Arrows · 19 replies
    FACEBOOK Messy Nessy Chiccopied by Popsugar ^ | UPLOADED ON FACEBOOK ON September 5, 2016copied by PopsugarHedy Phillips9/7/16 | FACEBOOK Messy Nessy Chic copied by PopsugarHedy Phillips
    The beautiful thing about the internet is that there's always that weird corner somewhere where all the gems live. You can find actual treasure when you least expect it. This video is a gold mine from the weird corner of the internet. In it, Spanish disco dance troupe Ballet Zoom shimmies and dances and exercises (if you can call it that) like cats with cats. The absurd video from the 1970s surfaced this week, and I personally cannot get enough. Check it out to see what I mean — I think you'll be glad you did.
  • Doctors remove 40 knives from man's stomach in India

    08/22/2016 11:23:47 AM PDT · by BenLurkin · 42 replies
    A man in India spent two months swallowing knives and had 40 of them surgically removed from his stomach, according to the doctor who led the operation. "He had a wild urge to consume metal. Even for us, the experienced surgeons, it was frightening," Dr. Jatinder Malhotra told CNN. "We were so nervous... a small mistake could have taken the patient's life. In my 20 years of practice, I have never seen anything like it." Malhotra said it took his team about two days to form a diagnosis and surgery plan. ... Malhotra said they found foldable knives, which when...
  • Rename the United States Navy Ship USS Harvey Milk to USS Harambe

    08/04/2016 8:29:35 PM PDT · by Byron_the_Aussie · 52 replies ^ | 8/4/2016 | G.D.
    While there is no doubt that Harvey Milk died in the service of his country, his contribution to American history pales in comparison to the Silverback magnificence that was Harambe. Harambe who gave his life in a volley of friendly fire. Harambe. It also offers a strategic advantage: the name Harambe — even whispered — will demand respect, obeisance, and awe. A USS Harambe will strike fear in the hearts of our enemies in a way that the name "Milk” never could. USS Harambe will remind the world that America never forgets its heroes. USS Harambe, this who we are.
  • Petition To Remove Air Conditioning From State Department Has Over 1,800 Signatures [over 5000 now]

    07/26/2016 10:27:26 AM PDT · by Slings and Arrows · 75 replies
    Daily Caller ^ | 07/25/2016 | Craig Bordeau
    An online petition to remove all air conditioning from Department of State property has gotten more than 1,800 signatures since it was posted online Sunday.A user named Hopalong Ginsberg created the petition in response to remarks made by Secretary of State John Kerry claiming air conditioning and refrigerants are as much of a threat to the world as the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS). The petition garnered 1,869 signatures by Monday afternoon.The petition states: “WHEREAS, Secretary of State John F. Kerry has suggested that air conditioners are as big a threat as ISIS, and WHEREAS, it is the duty of our elected...
  • Petition: Remove air conditioning from all US State Department property.

    07/24/2016 3:01:14 AM PDT · by Slings and Arrows · 72 replies ^ | 7/24/16 | Me, as "Hopalong Ginsberg"
    WHEREAS, Secretary of State John F. Kerry has suggested that air conditioners are as big a threat as ISIS, and WHEREAS, it is the duty of our elected and appointed government officials to lead by example, THEREFORE, we call upon the U.S. Department of State to remove air conditioning from all property that the Department owns, rents, or otherwise employs, including but not limited to embassies, consulates, office buildings, etc., all vehicles owned and/or operated by the Department, and any other property, real or movable, owned, rented, or otherwise employed by the Department.
  • Cops: Collegian Dove Naked Into Garbage Truck

    06/08/2016 10:18:03 AM PDT · by Gamecock · 46 replies
    A naked collegian apparently high on PCP jumped into the hopper of a garbage truck and fought with cops trying to extract him, according to a police report. Benjamin Abele, a 22-year-old University of Georgia senior, was arrested last Sunday morning after police had to tase him twice during a scuffle. When Abele was finally detained, he was drenched in a slippery, malodorous liquid that had pooled inside the truck’s hopper. As detailed in an Athens-Clarke County Police Department report, an officer spotted Abele running naked on a downtown Athens street around 2:30 AM. The student then dove into the...
  • Yikes! Live Python Falls From Hospital Ceiling

    05/10/2016 10:15:50 AM PDT · by nickcarraway · 34 replies
    KFOR ^ | MAY 10, 2016
    A month after slithering into the ceiling of Washington’s Tacoma General Hospital, a white ball python is back with its owner. Sources say a visitor brought the snake to the hospital in a cat carrier full of stuffed animals. After the owner went home, he realized his python had escaped and notified the hospital, according to KCPQ. Hospital workers said they didn’t think anything of it because they see strange things happen all the time. The snake was found, “when it came out of the ceiling ventilation on April 30,” said Marce Edwards with MultiCare Health System. Edwards confirmed that...
  • Yearbook Prank Lands High School Student Felony Charge

    05/03/2016 4:11:53 PM PDT · by nickcarraway · 44 replies
    KRQE ^ | 5/3
    An Arizona high school student is facing a felony charge after police say he exposed himself in a football team picture that ended up in the school yearbook. Mesa police say 19-year-old Hunter Osborn was arrested after they were alerted to the picture over the weekend. A police document says the Red Mountain High School team photo shows Osborn exposing his penis through the top of his waistband.
  • 'Angel that fell from the sky’ was actually an inflatable sex doll

    05/01/2016 10:30:48 PM PDT · by Slings and Arrows · 39 replies
    Metro ^ | 5/1/16 | Jen Mills
    The ‘angel’ (Picture: When a fisherman found a beautiful doll floating in the sea days after a solar eclipse in Indonesia, he thought it was an angel. Pardin, 21, rescued it from the water and took it home, where his mother took care of it like a real human, dressing it every day in a different blouse and hijab and sitting in a chair. Word spread in the small village on Banggai island off central Sulawesi with embellishments added to the story too, such as that the ‘angel child’ was found stranded and crying, according to local media. His...
  • 21 Harmless Things That Cause A Surprising Number Of Deaths

    04/27/2016 12:48:00 PM PDT · by Slings and Arrows · 24 replies ^ | April 27, 2016
    Accidental gun deaths/year: 505 (Ref: Disclaimer #1: Most stats in article unsourced. Disclaimer #2: It's
  • "The Gaza Stripper" [mashup video]

    04/23/2016 11:03:22 AM PDT · by Slings and Arrows · 7 replies
    Me, via YouTube (as Hopalong Ginsberg) ^ | 4/23/16 | Me, as "Hopalong Ginsberg" [ed.]
    I thought that we could use an inspirational video for Passover. (Music, obviously, is not mine.)
  • Kitty Porn! - NSFWD! [Kitty video; not actually pornographic]

    04/22/2016 2:16:50 PM PDT · by Slings and Arrows · 52 replies
    Me, via YouTube (as Hopalong Ginsberg) ^ | 4/22/16 | Me, as "Hopalong Ginsberg"
    Misty and Deimos are insatiable! NSFWD = Not Safe For Wiener Dogs Music: "Love Muscle" - The Sex-O-Rama Band
  • the soothing sound of 14 pitched down crying babies...with SPEED METAL DRUMMING! [video]

    04/18/2016 10:18:37 AM PDT · by Slings and Arrows · 68 replies
    Me, via YouTube (as Hopalong Ginsberg) ^ | 4/18/16 | Drunken Bear (original); Hopalong Ginsberg (drum track)
    Laz asked me to take this video and add a speed metal drum track to it. His request was granted.
  • The Plan to Make California Wet By Spreading Beavers Up and Down the State

    04/13/2016 8:52:13 AM PDT · by thoughtomator · 97 replies
    Gizmodo ^ | 10/17/15 3:30pm | Alissa Walker
    Ending the drought in the West will require rain—not too much rain—and smarter ways to collect and store that water. But something else that can keep things moist? Believe it or not: Beavers. According to a story in Water Deeply, a group of ecologists have a plan to help repopulate the Central Coast of California with Castor canadensis, the large beavers which once roamed the state in great numbers. (Not to be confused with their ancestors, giant beavers that were seven feet long.) The idea is that beavers are nature’s hydrologists, engineering the way that water travels through the landscape:
  • Police constable shows judge “how grenade works” inside courtroom, three injured

    04/11/2016 11:38:14 AM PDT · by TigerClaws · 72 replies
    KARACHI (Staff Report) – A hand grenade exploded inside courtroom in Karachi’s Anti-Terrorism Court (ATC) after a judge asked a police constable if he knew how grenades worked. The constable, instead of explaining his expertise in weapons and grenade handling to the judge, opted to demonstrate practically by promptly pulling out the pin from the grenade. This resulted in a loud explosion, injuring five including the judge, the constable and a court clerk. The blast took place while hearing of a case was underway in courtroom-III. Two policemen and a court clerk were among injured and taken to a nearby...
  • Beloved, tiny fish gets a [edit] viking funeral

    04/07/2016 6:50:40 PM PDT · by Daffynition · 54 replies ^ | April 6, 2016 | Andrea Romano
    This is one fish will not be seeing the other end of a septum tank. A tiny pet fish named Peeping Tom, aptly named for his love of creepily staring at people while they were in the shower, sadly passed away after his owner's dad mistakenly moved his fish bowl into a too-shady part of the house. [unedited title at link]
  • First official Jewish tartan unveiled

    03/29/2016 11:58:34 AM PDT · by Slings and Arrows · 81 replies
    The Scotsman ^ | 3/29/16
    JEWS around the world with a love of all things Scottish will now able to dress in an official kosher tartan. The distinctive blue and white design was created by Mendel Jacobs, the only Scottish-born Rabbi living north of the border, and has been registered with the Scottish Tartans Authority.
  • Twitter taught Microsoft’s AI chatbot to be a racist a$$hole in less than a day

    03/24/2016 5:42:52 AM PDT · by dayglored · 26 replies
    The Verge ^ | Mar 24, 2016 | James Vincent
    ** PROFANITY ALERT ** It took less than 24 hours for Twitter to corrupt an innocent AI chatbot. Yesterday, Microsoft unveiled Tay — a Twitter bot that the company described as an experiment in "conversational understanding." The more you chat with Tay, said Microsoft, the smarter it gets, learning to engage people through "casual and playful conversation." Unfortunately, the conversations didn't stay playful for long. Pretty soon after Tay launched, people starting tweeting the bot with all sorts of misogynistic, racist, and Donald Trumpist remarks. And Tay — being essentially a robot parrot with an Internet connection — started repeating...
  • Street Artist Painted a Road Runner Tunnel On A Wall, Someone Tried to Drive Through It [hoax?]

    03/19/2016 8:36:32 AM PDT · by BenLurkin · 45 replies
    Inside Edition ^ | Sal Bono
    A Reddit user named “Miss Reb” posted photos she took of a FIAT that drove into a wall painted like a Road Runner tunnel. In fact, there was even a painting of Road Runner beside it. ... While, the situation happened three months ago, it is just coming to surface now. The exact location has not been determined. Though, a closer look at the images shows that none of the cars photographed have American license plates. The painted tunnel was one of the more popular of Wile E. Coyote’s stunts he performed to trick the Road Runner and hoping it...
  • Man given vasectomy by mistake after complaining about waiting times

    03/18/2016 7:06:58 PM PDT · by originalbuckeye · 68 replies
    UKTelegraph ^ | 3/16/16 | Nicola Harley
    A hospital doctor who gave a man a vasectomy by mistake after he complaint about waiting for another procedure has admitted misconduct charges. Associate specialist in urology Dr Nanikram Vaswani was meant to be removing scar tissue from the patient, but a string of failings meant he performed a vasectomy instead. A medical tribunal heard the patient had arrived at 7.30am for his surgery and was waiting with other men due to have vasectomies. There was "some disquiet" when patients who arrived at 11am were seen before those who arrived earlier leading to confusion over which procedure the man should...
  • Zombie Moose has Alaskan Puzzled

    03/16/2016 9:36:58 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 32 replies
    Alaska Sporting Journal ^ | 3/16/2016 | T Smola
    The undead appearance of this animal has many scratching their heads. A viral photo of a moose has many speculating as to what is ailing the animal in Alaska. The photos were apparently taken in Anchorage last summer and show an animal with an almost zombie-like appearance. The moose is missing large patches of hair, exposing black and bright red patches of skin. "That moose had been attacked by a bear by a neighbor’s house," Patricia Grenier told the Alaska Dispatch News. "(The moose) was gone and everybody thought it had died, but then it was back and it was...
  • #NationalNappingDay: March 14 Marks Annual Celebration of the Benefits of Naps

    03/14/2016 12:05:21 PM PDT · by Slings and Arrows · 28 replies
    Studies show napping can help reduce blood pressure, enhance productivity and reduce stress. The unofficial holiday is celebrated the day after the return of daylight savings time.
  • Man arrested for rubbing, pinching feet of USC student

    03/02/2016 6:13:30 AM PST · by Gamecock · 26 replies
    The State ^ | 3/1/2015
    COLUMBIA, SC — A man faces an assault charge after being arrested by University of South Carolina police for allegedly rubbing and pinching the feet of a student under a table at the school library last weekend. Christopher Deas, 40, is accused in connection with the incident that took place shortly before midnight Saturday at Thomas Cooper Library in the center of campus. Deas, whose home town was not provided, has been accused of the same thing at six other campuses, police said.
  • Woman Found Dead in Laundry Shoot at Las Vegas Hotel [sic]

    02/23/2016 9:54:16 PM PST · by Slings and Arrows · 80 replies
    Authorities have not determined whether foul play was involved after a 26-year-old California woman was found dead in the bottom of a laundry shoot at a Las Vegas hotel.
  • Prostitutes Launch ‘Hookers 4 Hillary’ Campaign. Here’s Their Message for America.

    02/17/2016 4:54:06 AM PST · by detective · 39 replies
    The Blaze ^ | Feb. 16, 2016 | Billy Hallowell
    A group of prostitutes who are calling themselves "Hookers 4 Hillary" are apparently hitting the campaign trail in an effort to try and help Democratic presidential contender Hillary Clinton soar to victory in November.
  • Man Skipped Work For 6 Years And No One Noticed Until He Won An Award (Spain)

    02/15/2016 10:44:18 AM PST · by EveningStar · 13 replies
    The Huffington Post ^ | February 15, 2016 | Nina Golgowski
    For six years, a building supervisor in Spain quietly collected a $41,500 salary from his local government without showing up for work. And he would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for him getting an award for his 20 years of loyal service. Joaquin Garcia, 69, was recently fined $30,000 for the extended paid vacation from a water treatment plant in Cadiz -- the maximum penalty government officials could deliver, the BBC reported.
  • Cereal offenders: Tony the Tiger begs furries to stop tweeting him porn

    01/29/2016 9:08:13 AM PST · by ScottWalkerForPresident2016 · 61 replies
    The Guardian ^ | 01/29/2016 | Alex Hern
    If you think your Thursday was bad, just bear this in mind: someone woke up, went to their job where they pretend to be Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes‘ mascot Tony the Tiger on the internet, and had to ask people to stop sending them anthropomorphic animal porn. So three days ago Kellogg‘s started blocking the furries en masse. Even ones who weren’t posting porn. Even, it seems, ones who hadn’t even said anything to Tony on Twitter. But some stayed with Tony, and essentially ended up DDoSing the account with complaints about the blocking, requests for sex and a lot of...

    01/19/2016 3:45:43 PM PST · by MrBambaLaMamba · 70 replies
    Youtube ^ | 1/13/2016 | BIRMINGHAM CRUSADER ENGLAND
    Nothing resembling a female is safe from the Muslim horde.
  • Officer Asks for Driver's License, Is Given Ruby Tuesday's Coupon

    01/18/2016 3:17:07 PM PST · by nickcarraway · 25 replies
    Pity the poor police officer. On Dec. 21 a Niceville Police officer was westbound on Palm Boulevard in search of a dark-colored truck reported to be southbound on Palm. As the officer approached 23rd street he saw a dark-colored Ford at a stop sign. The truck sat there almost 15 seconds. The officer followed the truck. He saw it swaying in the lane. As it approached State Road 20 the truck crossed the center lane and entered a left turn lane. Then, suddenly, the driver decided to turn right and pulled across the lane. He stopped at the red light,...
  • Naked woman goes on rampage through Waffle House

    01/14/2016 2:14:53 PM PST · by BenLurkin · 142 replies
    fox ^ | 01/14/2016
    KENNESAW, Ga. -- A woman is facing several charges after going on a rampage at a Waffle House restaurant in Kennesaw, Ga., all while completely naked. The incident happened Jan. 8 around 10:30 p.m. at the location on George Busbee Parkway. According to police, the woman, identified as Jennifer Nicholson, stripped off her clothes, punched a woman in the face and then threw a plate at a window. She also threw several platters at patrons of the restaurant.
  • Mumbai police force-feed thief dozens of bananas

    01/11/2016 5:09:17 PM PST · by PROCON · 33 replies ^ | Jan. 11, 2016
    MUMBAI: Indian police successfully deployed an unusual technique to retrieve a gold chain that a thief had swallowed while officers were in hot pursuit - they force-fed him more than 40 bananas. The man denied snatching the chain from a woman in the street in Mumbai and swallowed it in a desperate bid to conceal his crime last week, but hospital X-rays suggested otherwise. Police in the western Indian city administered an enema which failed to yield the desired result. Doctors said an operation would be the best way forward, but police officers decided it would be too expensive and...
  • California customer says bloody fingertip came with salad

    01/10/2016 7:49:03 PM PST · by Tolerance Sucks Rocks · 53 replies ^ | January 9, 2016 | Associated Press
    PASO ROBLES, Calif. (AP) — A pregnant California woman has filed a claim saying she found a bloody fingertip in a salad at an Applebee's restaurant in Paso Robles. Cathleen Martin of Atascadero tells The Tribune ( in San Luis Obispo that she was with her husband and child at the restaurant in December and everyone ate from her Chinese chicken salad. Attorney Eric Traut of Santa Ana says the manager confirmed the fingertip belonged to a cook.
  • Couple gets engaged at Walmart, steals sex toys at mall, police say

    01/07/2016 9:02:23 AM PST · by Rebelbase · 28 replies ^ | 1/7/16 | Cole Waterman
    BAY CITY, MI Shortly after a Bay City man proposed to his girlfriend at Walmart, the pair shoplifted jewelry and sex toys, police say, leading the newly engaged couple to spend their New Year's Eve in jail. About 6:14 p.m. Wednesday, Dec. 30, Bay County sheriff's deputies responded to the Spencer's Gifts store inside the Bay City Mall at 4101 E. Wilder Road in Bangor Township for a shoplifting complaint involving a man and a woman. Both suspects fled the area prior to deputies' arrival, but deputies found the woman walking between Bob Evans and Taco Bell, followed by a...
  • Naked prostitutes chase gunmen through hotel after they posed as clients and robbed them...

    01/04/2016 10:01:49 AM PST · by Red Badger · 68 replies ^ | 10:27 EST, 4 January 2016 | Staff
    Two prostitutes were forced to run through a hotel naked as they tried to catch gunmen who robbed them while they stripped off. The pair were at the Atlanta Marriott Buckhead Hotel and Conference Center in Georgia on Saturday, thinking they were being paid a visit by a prospective client. The man entered the room and, after the group had discussed prices for around 10 minutes, a second suspect barged in with his weapon drawn.
  • Woman has stolen pickup truck returned after awful pencil drawing of missing vehicle goes viral

    01/02/2016 10:32:40 PM PST · by Califreak · 61 replies
    Mirror UK ^ | 12/17/15 | Gemma Mullin
    A woman whose pickup truck was stolen has had the vehicle returned after an awful pencil drawing she posted online went viral . Zaira Salazar Medina didn't have a photo of her car so instead sketched the 1991 Nissan from memory and posted it on Facebook in a bid to track it down. The amateur drawing caused a stir on social media and sparked a flurry of memes with people editing the image into scenarios of the car in various places.
  • Ex-Amish truck driver destroys historic bridge by driving her 30-ton trailer across it [tr]

    12/29/2015 12:54:20 PM PST · by Slings and Arrows · 114 replies
    Daily Mail [UK] ^ | 29 December 2015
    A historic iron bridge was destroyed when a 23-year woman drove her 30-ton trailer across it - because she got her math wrong and did not realize she was five times over the 6-ton weight limit. Mary Lambright was attempting to haul a 53-foot box trailer containing 43,000 pounds of bottled water to a Walmart parking lot with her Volvo truck on Christmas Day in Paoli, Indiana. She drove onto the iron 1880 structure and immediately hit the top of the bridge as her truck was too high. The structure then buckled the under the pressure and collapsed at around...
  • Man dies after condom machine explosion

    12/28/2015 12:15:40 PM PST · by Responsibility2nd · 76 replies
    The Local de ^ | 12/28/2015
    A young man from central Germany died in tragic circumstances on Christmas Eve after blowing up a condom machine with a homemade bomb. The 29-year-old from MĂźnster was hit by a steel shard from the condom dispenser which was positioned on a quiet street, local police disclosed on Monday. Along with two friends, aged 27 and 29, the man had attached a homemade explosive device to the machine in an apparent attempt to get at the goods and money inside. But he was unable to make it to safety in time, with the door of his car still open as...
  • Man stabbed by 400-pound bearded woman (CA, Where Else?)

    12/24/2015 5:55:38 PM PST · by ButThreeLeftsDo · 78 replies ^ | 12/24/15 | Lyndsay Winkley
    San Diego - A man was stabbed by a 400-pound, bearded woman soon after asking a group of people for a cigarette in East Village Wednesday night, police said. The 39-year-old man walked up to the group on Park Boulevard near K Street about 7:40 p.m., San Diego police Officer Robert Heims said. After asking for the cigarette, a woman walked up to him, told him to get away from her things, and then stabbed him in the neck. The victim was taken to a hospital with an injury that wasn't life-threatening. The assailant ran away heading south on Park....
  • Saudis shut down camel urine shop: owner was selling his own urine

    12/22/2015 5:22:00 PM PST · by Morgana · 63 replies ^ | December 22, 2015 | Robert Spencer
    Some hadiths depict Muhammad touting the medicinal benefits of drinking camel urine. This one also shows him in his full compassionate, merciful glory: “The climate of Medina did not suit some people, so the Prophet ordered them to follow his shepherd, i.e. his camels, and drink their milk and urine (as a medicine). So they followed the shepherd that is the camels and drank their milk and urine till their bodies became healthy. Then they killed the shepherd and drove away the camels. When the news reached the Prophet he sent some people in their pursuit. When they were brought,...
  • McDonald's employees' vicious brawl in Georgia parking lot is caught on camera by shocked customer

    12/22/2015 6:15:28 AM PST · by simpson96 · 131 replies
    Daily Mail (U.K.) ^ | 12/21/2015 | Hannah Parry
    Two female McDonald's workers have been caught on camera brawling in the parking lot of a Georgia restaurant. The women were captured fighting outside on a customer's cellphone who was sat filming from her car. She later uploaded the video online where it has been seen more than 120,000 times.It is not yet known what sparked the vicious fight between the pair.Both wearing their blue McDonalds uniform shirts, the footage begins with the pair squaring up to each other in the parking lot. Their co-workers quickly attempt to intervene in the row, and stand in between the women.The video shows...
  • Florida man in French maid costume arrested in prostitution sting

    12/16/2015 5:10:55 PM PST · by ConservativeStatement · 28 replies
    UPI ^ | December 15, 2015
    LAKELAND, Fla., Dec. 15 (UPI) -- A Florida man dressed in a French maid costume and a dog collar was one of 95 people arrested in a prostitution sting, police said. The Polk County Sheriff's Office said an investigation dubbed Operation Naughty Not Nice resulted in the arrests of 95 people between the ages of 15 and 68 during the week-long sting.
  • Zombie nativity scene draws ire and donations in Ohio

    12/08/2015 10:10:14 AM PST · by sparklite2 · 33 replies
    BBC News ^ | December 8, 2015
    An Ohio couple is defying orders to remove a zombie-themed nativity scene from their front garden. For a second year in a row, Jasen and Amanda Dixon constructed the scene, which features a spoof version of Silent Night including a demonic baby Jesus and undead wise men. A description of the display on that page describes it as "the worlds first Zombie nativity scene" and "a wonderful piece of artwork", before stating "we are not atheist".
  • Banning Lucky Charms at Rutgers

    12/04/2015 9:21:37 AM PST · by Impala64ssa · 72 replies
    You Tube ^ | RU Centurion
    In order to illustrate the absurdity that is political correctness, the Centurion decided to see if they could get Lucky Charms banned. Our argument was that this cereal was derogatory towards Irish people because of its characterization of all Irishmen and women as short, red-haired leprechauns with hordes of kids always trying to steal their pots of gold. Anyway, we actually succeeded in removing the racist cereal from Rutgers for a time. Even we were surprised...
  • Report: Fla. man hit by stripper after telling her to 'lose weight'

    12/01/2015 4:54:35 AM PST · by Gamecock · 62 replies
    Palm Beach Post ^ | 11/30/2015
    A Florida man told South Carolina police Monday that a dancer at a strip club struck him four times after he told her she needed to lose weight. Kyle Yeomans, 23, said the dancer, who worked at Derriere's Gentlemen's Club in Myrtle Beach, was "annoying him" and the dancer "kept trying to talk to him and he was tired of it," TV station WMBF reported. WMBF said Yeomans told the dancer that "she should go to the gym and lose weight," which is when she struck him. He told police that his intoxication level was an "11 out of 10"...
  • Suspected 19-year-old burglar stuck in Huron home’s chimney dies after residents light fire

    11/30/2015 3:54:18 AM PST · by markomalley · 55 replies
    Fresno Bee ^ | 11/29/15 | Rory Appleton
    Authorities Sunday night identified the man who became stuck in the chimney of a Huron home during a botched burglary attempt and died after the homeowner lit a fire in the fireplace.Tony Botti, spokesman for the Fresno County Sheriff’s Office, said the man identified by the county coroner was 19-year-old Cody Caldwell. The cause of death was smoke inhalation and burns, Botti said.Sheriff’s Lt. Brandon Pursell said deputies received a 911 call to the 16000 block of West Gale Avenue just before 3 p.m. Saturday. After lighting a fire, the male homeowner heard screams coming from somewhere inside the house....
  • Suspected burglar stuck in Huron home’s chimney dies after residents light fire

    11/29/2015 1:55:29 PM PST · by Slings and Arrows · 111 replies
    Fresno Bee ^ | November 28, 2015 | Rory Appleton
    A man who apparently got stuck in the chimney of a Huron home during a botched burglary attempt died Saturday after the homeowners lit a fire in the fireplace, the Fresno County Sheriff’s Office said.
  • Terrified neighbours call police to 'domestic dispute' - but find man alone screaming at SPIDER

    11/28/2015 1:54:46 AM PST · by Slings and Arrows · 242 replies
    Mirror [UK] ^ | 26 Nov 2015 | Ruth Halkon
    Terrified neighbours phoned the police after hearing a woman screaming hysterically and a man yelling: “I’m going to kill you”. But when officers arrived at the address they discovered the flat's sole occupant had been trying to catch a SPIDER . The shamefaced man admitted he had been shouting death threats at the arachnid and had been the person behind the high pitched screaming. According to New South Wales police in Australia, they received multiple calls about the sound of crashing furniture and a man screaming: “I’m going to kill you, you're dead! Die Die!!”.
  • Florida woman falls asleep in grease dumpster (Woman swears at officers, tries to fight them)

    11/20/2015 6:51:25 AM PST · by ConservativeStatement · 47 replies
    WPTV ^ | November 17, 2015 | Tara Molina
    Anna Marzita Shinkle is charged with drunken disorderly conduct and resisting an officer after falling asleep at the Lani Kai Island Resort's grease dumpster just before 2 a.m. Saturday, according to an Lee County Sheriff's Office report. "The female was unresponsive and covered in grease with a shirt on and her pants down at her ankles," the report states.