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Personal ad red flags (Valentines Day vanity)
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| 2/14/2015
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Posted on 02/14/2015 6:05:58 AM PST by matt1234
If you are single, you might occasionally browse personal ads from people looking for love. Please post words or phrases you consider red flags in personal ads. I am less concerned about obvious reg flags like "just got out of prison." I am more interested in subtle reg flags, euphemisms and words that put you off personally. But please feel free to post any type of red flag to keep the discussion flowing. Thank you.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: humor; love; personalads; romance
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One of my personal pet peaves is "make me laugh." I pass by those ads without reading them. Go rent a comedy!
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posted on
02/14/2015 6:05:58 AM PST
by
matt1234
To: matt1234
Nuthin a woman loves more than a man who can make them cry.
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posted on
02/14/2015 6:07:43 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
("For by wise guidance you can wage your war")
To: matt1234
“aspiring rapper planning for college”?
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posted on
02/14/2015 6:08:57 AM PST
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: left that other site
I’m lonely. My ex died unexpectedly of stab wounds.
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posted on
02/14/2015 6:12:52 AM PST
by
oldasrocks
(They should lock all of you up and only let out us properly medicated people.)
To: left that other site
I haven’t visited any of those sites for several years but my personal favorites were the liberals who express a love for all people and tolerance. They then write about their rabid hatred of all things conservative.
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posted on
02/14/2015 6:13:46 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
("For by wise guidance you can wage your war")
To: matt1234
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posted on
02/14/2015 6:13:51 AM PST
by
9thLife
("Life is a military endeavor..." -- Pope Francis)
To: left that other site
aspiring rapper planning for college lol. Well planning is a start at least.
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posted on
02/14/2015 6:14:08 AM PST
by
matt1234
(Slay the beast.)
To: matt1234
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posted on
02/14/2015 6:15:18 AM PST
by
Star Traveler
(Remember to keep the Messiah of Israel in the One-World Government that we look forward to coming)
To: matt1234
Full Figured=Orson Wells in a dress
Looking for long walks in the park, etc.=will take anything with a pulse
Adventurous=druggie
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posted on
02/14/2015 6:16:05 AM PST
by
freedumb2003
(AGW: Settled Science? If so, there would only be one model and it would agree with measurements)
To: matt1234
“living life to the fullest” (usually a bore)
“ask me anything i’m an open book” (guarded types)
“no drama” (because they create enough of it)
Almost as if these people are Congress critters.
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posted on
02/14/2015 6:17:38 AM PST
by
John Robinson
(HTML::Parse: Skipping unknown tag sarcasm)
To: freedumb2003
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posted on
02/14/2015 6:18:53 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
("For by wise guidance you can wage your war")
To: Star Traveler
To: Star Traveler
full figuredWell how "full" at we talking? I would file that under "need more informtion" :)
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posted on
02/14/2015 6:20:40 AM PST
by
matt1234
(Slay the beast.)
To: matt1234
My favorite is, “I like to take my time in a relationship.”
If you are looking for a “relationship” this one is going to cost you a lot of money. And she lives with her mom.
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posted on
02/14/2015 6:22:59 AM PST
by
Vermont Lt
(When you are inclined to to buy storage boxes, but contractor bags instead.)
To: cripplecreek
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posted on
02/14/2015 6:23:19 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
("For by wise guidance you can wage your war")
To: cripplecreek
Turn ons: Basement pits and lotion.
Turn offs: Wrinkly skin.
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posted on
02/14/2015 6:24:46 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
("For by wise guidance you can wage your war")
To: oldasrocks
Ha Ha Ha!
Yeah...I would avoid that one.
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posted on
02/14/2015 6:25:15 AM PST
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: cripplecreek
The most intolerant people on the planet are those who are intolerant of intolerance!
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posted on
02/14/2015 6:26:09 AM PST
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: All
lots of catch phrases.
“fresh start” or “new beginning” means I misled my last boyfriend and I want someone else’s head to mess with.
“tired of the scene” means I’m getting too old to get guys to buy me drinks.
“loves to travel” means Want’s someone else to pay for it.
“looking for someone stable” means I got knocked up by the bad boy and I need someone to help me raise his child or I got abused by the bad boys and I need someone to reinforce my self esteem until the next one comes around.
They find creative ways to describe themselves physically like “Rubenesque”, “full figured”, “normal”, “average”, “comfortable”, “athletic” all translated to fat and/or ugly.
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posted on
02/14/2015 6:26:30 AM PST
by
newnhdad
(Our new motto: USA, it was fun while it lasted.)
To: left that other site
Those are called “rap-ists” aren’t they?
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posted on
02/14/2015 6:27:14 AM PST
by
Gaffer
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