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  • FReeper Canteen ~ Just Hangin' Cafe ~ 28 March 2014

    03/27/2014 5:59:32 PM PDT · by beachn4fun · 111 replies
    March 27, 2014 | Canteen Crew
    FR CANTEEN MISSION STATEMENT Showing support and boosting the morale of our military and our allied military and the family members of the above.Honoring those who have served before. FReeper Canteen Just Hangin' Cafe Come on in, we're open Need a place just to hang out? This is it. We serve coffee, tea, conversation and music. Our AWESOME military, our AWESOME allies, and their families are welcomed and honored here. No worries in the FReeper Canteen Just Hangin' Cafe. Grab a cup and start a conversation. You never know who you might meet in the Cafe. Glad you could...
  • Hump-Day Humor:

    03/26/2014 9:20:35 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 3 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 26 March 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • The Catholic Roots of Obama’s Activism

    03/24/2014 6:23:53 AM PDT · by Alex Murphy · 19 replies
    New York Times ^ | MARCH 22, 2014 | JASON HOROWITZ
    In a meeting room under Holy Name Cathedral, a rapt group of black Roman Catholics listened as Barack Obama, a 25-year-old community organizer, trained them to lobby their fellow delegates to a national congress in Washington on issues like empowering lay leaders and attracting more believers. “He so quickly got us,” said Andrew Lyke, a participant in the meeting who is now the director of the Chicago Archdiocese’s Office for Black Catholics. The group succeeded in inserting its priorities into the congress’s plan for churches, Mr. Lyke said, and “Barack Obama was key in helping us do that.” By the...
  • This Japanese chewing gum may haunt your dreams

    03/23/2014 3:40:20 PM PDT · by Gefn · 30 replies
    Metro UK ^ | 3/22/2014 | Caroline Westbrook
    We're willing to bet you've never seen a chewing gum commercial quite like this.
  • This HAS to qualify for the DUmmie Funnie award

    03/18/2014 5:30:14 PM PDT · by bigdaddy45 · 66 replies
    http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024685964
  • 33 First-World Anarchists Who Don’t Care About Your Rules

    03/18/2014 10:40:56 AM PDT · by Pan_Yan · 4 replies
    Bored Panda ^ | Mar 18th, 2014
    The world relies on rules and regulations to run in an orderly fashion. But there’s a few people out there who are rebels. They won’t follow your rules – they’re their own masters. This post is for the first-world anarchists – the revolutionaries who don’t care about your rules. OK, so maybe they aren’t REALLY rebels, but these pictures are still hilarious. Most of them involve finding some sort of public notice that announces a not-all-that-important rule or request and then blatantly violating it. My personal favorites are the ones that interpret a given warning differently than it was intended...
  • The Obama Scandal Bracket: Which Scandal Will Take Down the President?

    03/18/2014 7:31:28 AM PDT · by Beave Meister · 35 replies
    These brackets are pretty funny....
  • The Good... The Bad... and the Ugly!

    03/15/2014 2:58:33 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 5 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 15 March 2014 | Reaganite Republican
      photo: Wikipedia/Creative Commons  Week's best news, links, and opinion from the new media RIGHT at Reaganite Republican...  
  • Freeper Novel .99 Cents Today

    03/14/2014 4:56:13 AM PDT · by Gen.Blather · 6 replies
    Amazon.com ^ | 3/14/2014 | Bern Pearson
    On Friday 14, 2014 “Havelock’s Corpse,” by Bern Pearson on Amazon.com will be .99 cents. Desperate to keep his job at defense contractor Prospero Industries, Havelock must locate their mysterious top salesman, Nick Necropolis, and find out the status of a planned $30 million cash deal. But Nick is dead. Now, to keep his job Havelock must hide the corpse and complete the deal. But Nick’s body keeps getting moved to where it will be found…then, Havelock is threatened. The Israelis will kill him if the deal goes through and the Syrians will kill him if it doesn’t. As if...
  • FReeper Canteen ~ Just Hangin' Cafe ~ 14 March 2014

    03/13/2014 5:58:00 PM PDT · by beachn4fun · 166 replies
    March 13, 2014 | Canteen Crew
    FR CANTEEN MISSION STATEMENT Showing support and boosting the morale of our military and our allied military and the family members of the above.Honoring those who have served before. FReeper Canteen Just Hangin' Cafe Come on in, we're open Need a place just to hang out? This is it. We serve coffee, tea, green pancakes, conversation and music. Our AWESOME military, our AWESOME allies, and their families are welcomed and honored here. No worries in the FReeper Canteen Just Hangin' Cafe. Grab a glass and start a conversation. You never know who you might meet in the Cafe. Glad...
  • BHO to conduct Foreign Policy By Consensus

    03/07/2014 8:07:38 AM PST · by MeshugeMikey · 7 replies
    Meshuge Mikey ^ | March 7, 2014 | MeshugeMikey
  • Le dîner de Mariele - Chien drôle mange à table (Doggie Ping laugh!)

    03/06/2014 4:50:09 AM PST · by Red in Blue PA · 4 replies
    For the dog lovers out there.
  • Woman embalmed, bronzed in favorite pew

    03/01/2014 9:38:25 AM PST · by Gamecock · 55 replies
    MOSCOW, Idaho — Longtime church-goer Gert Rizzoli was so devoted to her spot in the pew at Featherside Congregational church that when she passed away last month, her family received permission to bronze her body and set it in the pew. Now, to the consternation of some church members, her body is permanently located in the aisle seat she occupied every Sunday for forty years. “She loved gazing at the pastor from that spot, being the first in her row to receive Communion, having quick access to the bathroom,” says daughter Sofia. “It gave her a sense of deep, spiritual...
  • FReeper Canteen ~ Just Hangin' Cafe ~ 28 February 2014

    02/27/2014 5:59:55 PM PST · by beachn4fun · 100 replies
    February 27, 2014 | Canteen Crew
    FR CANTEEN MISSION STATEMENT Showing support and boosting the morale of our military and our allied military and the family members of the above.Honoring those who have served before. FReeper Canteen Just Hangin' Cafe Come on in, we're open Need a place just to hang out? This is it. We serve coffee, tea, conversation and music. our AWESOME allies, and their families are welcomed and honored here. Just Hangin' Cafe. Grab a cup and start a conversation. You never know who you might meet in the Cafe. Glad you could join us. Enjoy your stay. Remember, the Canteen is...
  • Jeff Gordon Exacts Revenge on Critic in the Best Way Possible

    02/27/2014 4:45:26 PM PST · by lowbridge · 18 replies
    theblaze.com ^ | february 27, 2014 | becket adams
    When Jeff Gordon and Pepsi teamed up in 2013 to stage an undercover “test drive” with a supposedly terrified car dealer, Jalopnik’s Travis Okulski called out the professional racer for faking the stunt, characterizing it as “duplicitous.” So Gordon decided to get back at the writer by staging another stunt. And it’s hilarious. “With a little help from Okulski’s bosses, they got Okulski into a cab in North Carolina, and, well … magic happens,”Yahoo Sports explains.
  • Kerry Courts Manila Government: Philippines To Become The 51st U.S. State?

    02/25/2014 7:26:55 PM PST · by 2ndDivisionVet · 89 replies
    The Adobo Chronicles Blog ^ | December 17, 2013
    Manila, Philippines - ItÂ’s all about oil. U.S. interest seems to be shifting from the Middle East to Asia, particularly the oil-rich waters surrounding the Philippines, China, Japan, Vietnam, Malaysia, Indonesia and Brunei. Tension has been rising among and between the governments of these countries over territorial claims in around South China Sea and the Spratly Islands. Overtly, U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry is in the Philippines to try to ease tensions between the Manila and Beijing governments, urging China to go easy on imposing no-fly and no-sail zones over the disputed territories between the two countries. Covertly, as...
  • Joel Osteen purchases Catholicism in time for Easter

    02/25/2014 9:45:51 AM PST · by Alex Murphy · 65 replies
    Derf Magazine ^ | 02/25/2014
    LAKEWOOD, TX - Joel Osteen Ministries announced this week it has finalized its purchase of the entire Catholic religion which includes all assets, facilities, employees, and intellectual property. The purchase was accomplished using revenues received from corporate sponsors, member donations, and Osteen's book sales. Osteen announced the purchase to his followers at the Lakewood Church during his weekly nationally televised service saying, "Please join me in welcoming our Catholic brothers and sisters with open arms. A purchase of this magnitude takes tremendous resources so I ask you to help us fund this wonderful acquisition by calling the 800 number at...
  • Kittens act out Ghostbusters

    02/25/2014 5:42:32 AM PST · by Gefn · 15 replies
    I can has Cheezeburger ^ | 2/25/2014 | I can has Cheezeburger
    Kittens act in a two minute version of Ghostbusters. It's adorable and dedicated to Harold Ramis.
  • [ Spoof site - Satire ] September 3, 2009 From the Archives: Joel Osteen Reads the Gospels for the F

    02/25/2014 4:33:56 AM PST · by Gamecock · 23 replies
    The Talking Mirror ^ | September 3, 2009 | By conor
    Last Thursday Joel Osteen, senior pastor of Lakewood “Church” in Houston, Texas revealed to the world that he had recently read the Gospels for the first time during a segment of the MTV Special True Life: I’m Joel Osteen. “Ya know, I decided it was about time I toughed it through all four Gospels. They’re super long but I mean, I am a pastor, right?” Osteen said laughingly in his charming Texan accent. The author of Your Best Life Now, a theological dissertation concerning the Biblical hermeneutic of success, was shocked at the lack of material prosperity present in the...
  • Bosnia-Herzegovina: Conservative (Half Muslim) Country? That's What I Would Have Thought...

    02/24/2014 9:31:10 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 5 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 24 February 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    Earlier this month a young, female Bosnian judge was photographed from nearby offices working out and sunbathing in the nude on her office desk... Once the above snapshot was handed to Sarajevo police, an internal investigation at the court building found her to be a justice on Bosnia's High Court(!) She was promptly fired when the image hit the newspapers and her identity revealed- but in Saudi Arabia they'd have boiled her in oil... And they've got a dark/naughty sense of humor over there, too: Three men die on Christmas Eve, an Englishman, an Italian and a Bosnian, and they all go to...