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Amazon.com ^ | 3/14/2014 | Bern Pearson

Posted on 03/14/2014 4:56:13 AM PDT by Gen.Blather

On Friday 14, 2014 “Havelock’s Corpse,” by Bern Pearson on Amazon.com will be .99 cents. Desperate to keep his job at defense contractor Prospero Industries, Havelock must locate their mysterious top salesman, Nick Necropolis, and find out the status of a planned $30 million cash deal. But Nick is dead. Now, to keep his job Havelock must hide the corpse and complete the deal. But Nick’s body keeps getting moved to where it will be found…then, Havelock is threatened. The Israelis will kill him if the deal goes through and the Syrians will kill him if it doesn’t. As if matters couldn’t be worse…Havelock discovers what it is he’s selling.

Humor. Action/adventure.

http://amzn.to/1hiqaov


TOPICS: Books/Literature; Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: adventure; bernpearson; genblather; humor; rollicking
I’ve worked thirty years in defense. Except for the contents of the spray bottle and the briefcase everything described here is true. Supposedly, big companies follow the law, but sometimes the “government” asks for favors and we comply. Government is in quotes because I always felt if the press had gotten ahold of what they’d done the “government” would come down like Thor’s hammer. So, the money must have been worth it. One day I walked past the copier and three secretaries were feverishly copying the serial numbers on new $100 bills. Suitcases full of $100 bills. It took all day. My company was illegally supplying radios through the CIA to the Contras. Then, one day several armor vehicles we’d supposedly built for the West Germans disappeared. A few weeks later I saw them on TV with the new leader of Honduras in the lead. Then, there was a dead body, although this one was a heart attack. And, unlike in the novel, it stayed put. The company salesman is a composite of several, but they’re all pretty much ready to sell their Mom.

The intention is to entertain the heck out of you with a funny, rollicking fast adventure.

1 posted on 03/14/2014 4:56:14 AM PDT by Gen.Blather
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To: AD from SpringBay; Starstruck; RedinaBlue; unlearner; MHGinTN; Tainan; jim macomber; GeronL; ...

Here’s the Freeper Novel Ping list. Freepmail me if you want on or off. Also, if you’d like to use the list for your novels or writing, let me know.


2 posted on 03/14/2014 4:59:48 AM PDT by Gen.Blather
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To: Gen.Blather
Thanks...sounds like a "rollicking" good read....;)
3 posted on 03/14/2014 6:01:54 AM PDT by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus sum -- "The Taliban is inside the building")
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To: Gen.Blather

Less than one penny? Wow!


4 posted on 03/14/2014 6:08:42 AM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: Gen.Blather

Havelock’s Corpse

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5 posted on 03/14/2014 6:13:44 AM PDT by Heartlander (We are all Rodeo Clowns now!)
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To: Gen.Blather
Add me to your list?

My sci-fi novel is free on 3/24. Just click my name.

6 posted on 03/14/2014 6:55:08 AM PDT by red-dawg (<<< click for info on my book.)
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i hope my compy is fixed by then


7 posted on 03/14/2014 1:47:17 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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