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The Official Friday Silliness Thread (Labor Day/Back To School Edition)
Barbershop.org ^ | 9-01-06 | Sully777

Posted on 09/01/2006 12:50:57 AM PDT by sully777

It's been a long summer. The workload has increased as the hairline decreased. There is a change in the weather this week that seems to mark the start of autumn. Time to push aside the paperwork, the reports, the bills, and the everyday world of life. Time to start something nutty...

Friday Silliness Begins Now


Silly Songs: I Love My Lips


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To: ArGee

81 posted on 09/01/2006 6:55:05 AM PDT by BenLurkin ("The entire remedy is with the people." - W. H. Harrison)
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To: Chanticleer
Don't let that stop you -- Veggie Tales most certainly rock!

My wife made the mistake of buying a Veggie Tales CD, which the kids loved. The music by itself makes me want to drive an icepick through my earsdrums.

The videos, however, are fine.

82 posted on 09/01/2006 6:55:47 AM PDT by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: sully777

83 posted on 09/01/2006 6:57:17 AM PDT by BenLurkin ("The entire remedy is with the people." - W. H. Harrison)
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To: BenLurkin

It's good to be with people who think puns are a gas. Acetylene that way myself.


84 posted on 09/01/2006 6:58:15 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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To: sully777; najida; BJClinton; The_Victor; fredhead; Chanticleer; BenLurkin

The first attempt to build the Channel Tunnel was started in France in the 1890s. It would have been the longest steam train tunnel in the world, but they stopped when they realised they'd Britain off more than they could choo.


85 posted on 09/01/2006 7:00:17 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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To: sully777

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=10617

(How NOT to make a copy of your butt)


86 posted on 09/01/2006 7:02:13 AM PDT by freedomlover (This tagline has been pulled - - - - Okay?)
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To: nuke rocketeer
Back in April 1970 an American couple was touring Moscow with a Communist guide named Rudolph. It began to precipitate and the wife started to complain.

"Herbert -- I can't believe we are taking a vacation in a lousy place where it snows in April!"

Rudolph bristled "Eez rain lady."

The husband was worried that the KGB might arrest them if his wife made a scene so he told her: "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
87 posted on 09/01/2006 7:04:19 AM PDT by BenLurkin ("The entire remedy is with the people." - W. H. Harrison)
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To: Dallas59

That doesn't look good. The car, thatis. ;-)


88 posted on 09/01/2006 7:05:10 AM PDT by NCC-1701 (RADICAL ISLAM IS A CULT. IT MUST BE ELIMINATED FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH.)
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To: BenLurkin

bad pancake?


89 posted on 09/01/2006 7:05:16 AM PDT by freedomlover (This tagline has been pulled - - - - Okay?)
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To: freedomlover
Notes from an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast:

Recently I was honoured to be selected as an outstanding famous celebrity in Texas, to be a judge at a Chili cook-off, because no one else wanted to do it. Also the original person called in sick at the last moment, and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the beer wagon when the call came. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy, and besides, they told me that I could have free beer during the tasting. So I accepted.

Here are the scorecards from the event:

CHILI # 1: MIKE'S MANIC MONSTER CHILI

JUDGE ONE: A little to heavy on tomato. Amusing kick.

JUDGE TWO: Nice, smooth tomato flavour. Very mild.

FRANK: Holy S***, what the h*** is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway with this stuff. I needed two beers to put the flames out. Hope that's the worst one. Those Texans are crazy.

CHILI # 2: ARTHUR'S AFTERBURNER CHILI

JUDGE ONE: Smokey, with a hint of pork. Slight Jalapeno tang.

JUDGE TWO: Exciting BBQ flavour. Needs more peppers to be taken seriously.

FRANK: Keep this out of reach of children! I'm not sure what I am supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave of two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich manoeuvre. They had to walkie-talkie in three extra beers when they saw the look on my face.

CHILI # 3: FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI

JUDGE ONE: Excellent firehouse chili! Great kick. Needs more beans.

JUDGE TWO: A beanless chili. A bit salty. Good use of red peppers.

FRANK: Call the EPA, I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Barmaid pounded me on the back; now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting s***-faced.

CHILI # 4: BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC

JUDGE ONE: Black Bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.

JUDGE TWO: Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods. Not much of a chili.

FRANK: I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills; that 300 lb b**** is starting to look HOT, just like this nuclear-waste I'm eating.

CHILI # 5: LINDA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER

JUDGE ONE: Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.

JUDGE TWO: Chili using shredded beef; could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.

FRANK: My ears are ringing, and I can no longer focus my eyes. I f@rted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly from a pitcher onto it. It really pi$$es me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Freakin' Rednecks! ! !

CHILI # 6: VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY

JUDGE ONE: Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spice and peppers.

JUDGE TWO: The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions and garlic.

FRANK: My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulphuric flames. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that sl** Sally. I need to wipe my a** with a snow cone!

CHILI # 7: SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI

JUDGE ONE: A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.

JUDGE TWO: Ho Hum. Tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. I should note that I am worried about Judge # 3.

FRANK: You could put a #)$^@#*&! Grenade in my mouth, pull the #)$^@#*&! pin, and I wouldn't feel a d*** thing. I've lost the sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my X*$(@#^&$ mouth. My pants are full of lava-like s***, to match my X*$(@#^&$ shirt. At least during the autopsy they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing, it's too painful. I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the four inch hole in my stomach.

CHILI # 8: HELEN'S MOUNT SAINT HELEN'S CHILI

JUDGE ONE: A perfect ending. This is a nice blend chili, safe for all; not too bold, but spicy enough to declare its existence.

JUDGE TWO: This final entry is a good balanced chili, neither mild now hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge # 3 passed out, fell and pulled the chili pot on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor Yank.

FRANK: - - - - - Mama?- - - (Editor's Note: Judge # 3 was unable to report).

Shalom.

90 posted on 09/01/2006 7:05:18 AM PDT by ArGee (The Ring must not be allowed to fall into Hillary's hands!)
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To: The_Victor

Lyrics: Gnarls Barkley - Crazy [Artist Lyrics]
Album: Unknown


I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind
There was something so pleasant about that phase.
Even your emotions had an echo
In so much space

And when you're out there
Without care,
Yeah, I was out of touch
But it wasn't because I didn't know enough
I just knew too much

Does that make me crazy
Does that make me crazy
Does that make me crazy
Probably

And I hope that you are having the time of your life
But think twice, that's my only advice
Come on now, who do you, who do you, who do you, who do you think you are,
Ha ha ha bless your soul
You really think you're in control

Well, I think you're crazy
I think you're crazy
I think you're crazy
Just like me

My heroes had the heart to lose their lives out on a limb
And all I remember is thinking, I want to be like them
Ever since I was little, ever since I was little it looked like fun
And it's no coincidence I've come
And I can die when I'm done

Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably


91 posted on 09/01/2006 7:05:30 AM PDT by BenLurkin ("The entire remedy is with the people." - W. H. Harrison)
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To: BenLurkin
Hey, this is supposed to be a work-safe site here. You can't post a pic of a woman showing her bunny ---

Wait a minute.

Nevermind.

Shalom.

92 posted on 09/01/2006 7:07:56 AM PDT by ArGee (The Ring must not be allowed to fall into Hillary's hands!)
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To: sully777

Happy Friday! :)


93 posted on 09/01/2006 7:09:36 AM PDT by EX52D (Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
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To: EX52D; sully777; najida; BJClinton; The_Victor; fredhead; Chanticleer; BenLurkin

I got robbed! I don't know how he got in. He must have got intruder window.


94 posted on 09/01/2006 7:14:05 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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To: EX52D; sully777; najida; BJClinton; The_Victor; fredhead; Chanticleer; BenLurkin

Income tax-time is when you test your powers of deduction.


95 posted on 09/01/2006 7:15:02 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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To: freedomlover

The brown acid.

96 posted on 09/01/2006 7:15:58 AM PDT by BenLurkin ("The entire remedy is with the people." - W. H. Harrison)
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To: EX52D; sully777; najida; BJClinton; The_Victor; fredhead; Chanticleer; BenLurkin

Q: You can tune a piano, but how do you tuna fish?
A: You play on it's scales.


97 posted on 09/01/2006 7:18:34 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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The arresting officer said to the fruit-seller: "Don't make this any harder than it needs to be, just kumquat-ly."


98 posted on 09/01/2006 7:19:56 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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The cattle were all fast asleep, so we had to move them with a bulldozer.


99 posted on 09/01/2006 7:20:20 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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Q: What kind of aftershave do genetic scientists wear?
A: Eau de clone.


100 posted on 09/01/2006 7:20:40 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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