The Official Friday Silliness Thread (Labor Day/Back To School Edition)

1 posted on 09/01/2006 12:51:00 AM PDT by sully777

To: Monkey Face; sassygirl; IrishDad62; JRios1968; Genesis defender; genefromjersey; ...

**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

Roll Call:

2 posted on 09/01/2006 1:07:52 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)

To: sully777; RockinRight; qam1

3 posted on 09/01/2006 1:09:00 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)

To: nuke rocketeer; martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows; Maximus of Texas

4 posted on 09/01/2006 1:10:29 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)

5 posted on 09/01/2006 1:18:42 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)

6 posted on 09/01/2006 1:20:39 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)

7 posted on 09/01/2006 1:28:17 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)

8 posted on 09/01/2006 1:28:42 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)

9 posted on 09/01/2006 1:30:25 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)

10 posted on 09/01/2006 3:00:07 AM PDT by Dallas59 (ISLAMOFASCISM!!!!)

11 posted on 09/01/2006 3:00:29 AM PDT by Dallas59 (ISLAMOFASCISM!!!!)

12 posted on 09/01/2006 3:01:34 AM PDT by Dallas59 (ISLAMOFASCISM!!!!)

13 posted on 09/01/2006 3:02:18 AM PDT by Dallas59 (ISLAMOFASCISM!!!!)

14 posted on 09/01/2006 3:03:31 AM PDT by Dallas59 (ISLAMOFASCISM!!!!)

15 posted on 09/01/2006 3:04:15 AM PDT by Dallas59 (ISLAMOFASCISM!!!!)

To: sully777; All

16 posted on 09/01/2006 3:27:39 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)

To: sully777; Dallas59

17 posted on 09/01/2006 3:30:22 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)

To: martin_fierro

18 posted on 09/01/2006 3:31:08 AM PDT by freedomlover (This tagline has been pulled - - - - Okay?)

To: sully777; All

19 posted on 09/01/2006 3:39:59 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)

20 posted on 09/01/2006 3:46:48 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)

l337 h1570ry, part 1

21 posted on 09/01/2006 3:50:04 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)

L337 Hi570ry, Part 2

Cu573r PWN3D

22 posted on 09/01/2006 3:52:01 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)

23 posted on 09/01/2006 4:55:41 AM PDT by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)

24 posted on 09/01/2006 5:12:26 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!

25 posted on 09/01/2006 5:12:46 AM PDT by JRios1968 (This kid knows how to wallop a baseball!!!!!!)

Tonight I think I feel like having Chinese!

26 posted on 09/01/2006 5:14:53 AM PDT by JRios1968 (This kid knows how to wallop a baseball!!!!!!)

Nothing like multi-culti, right?

27 posted on 09/01/2006 5:15:19 AM PDT by JRios1968 (This kid knows how to wallop a baseball!!!!!!)

Roll Call:

Here, but I'm not sure where here is today.

Shalom.

28 posted on 09/01/2006 5:17:01 AM PDT by ArGee (The Ring must not be allowed to fall into Hillary's hands!)

To: martin_fierro

29 posted on 09/01/2006 5:17:27 AM PDT by Tatze (This tagline is brought to you by the Admin Moderator!)

In Memory of the events of September 1, 1939, I present the following:

WWII: Online Game:

Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! ownage!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
*poland has joined the game*
poland:HAY GUYS HOWZ IT GOIUNG DUDZ?
*poland has been eliminated*
poland:****!!!!11
poland:**** U ****ING SPAWN CAMPERS!!!
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: ****
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bull**** u ***s im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bull**** u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh **** help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my ****
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun ****socker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this **** im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: **** now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: Yeah, wtf is nukes?
Stalin: d00d, gimme some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: OMGWTFBBQ!!?
*T0J0 has been COMPLETELY OWNZORED*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all ***s
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o ****!
*paTTon has left the game.*

30 posted on 09/01/2006 5:18:02 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)

If the wheeled chair in your office is up on blocks...

You might be a redneck.

Shalom.

31 posted on 09/01/2006 5:18:11 AM PDT by ArGee (The Ring must not be allowed to fall into Hillary's hands!)

To: martin_fierro

Hey! That motivational poster looks just like my boss.

Shalom.

32 posted on 09/01/2006 5:18:46 AM PDT by ArGee (The Ring must not be allowed to fall into Hillary's hands!)

This can't end well....

33 posted on 09/01/2006 5:21:32 AM PDT by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)

To: martin_fierro

34 posted on 09/01/2006 5:24:55 AM PDT by E Rocc (Myspace "Freepers" group moderator)

35 posted on 09/01/2006 5:30:16 AM PDT by ChadGore (VISUALIZE 62,041,268 Bush fans. We Vote.)

36 posted on 09/01/2006 5:30:29 AM PDT by Tatze (This tagline is brought to you by the Admin Moderator!)

37 posted on 09/01/2006 5:31:32 AM PDT by ChadGore (VISUALIZE 62,041,268 Bush fans. We Vote.)

38 posted on 09/01/2006 5:38:49 AM PDT by backinthefold (David, a teenage Jew, beat Goliath, a 9 foot tall palestine, with a rock and faith in God)

One of the things I really miss about my kids not being small anymore is the absence of Bob and Larry. VT rocks.

39 posted on 09/01/2006 5:40:41 AM PDT by ShadowDancer (No autopsy, no foul.)

When girls drink too much............

1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.

2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our
butt while yelling "woo-hoo!" is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and
honestly believe we could do it too.

4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a
homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago

5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them
sooooo much.

6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song
play's because "oh my god! I love this song!"

7. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.

8. We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

9. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us
just lemonade, but that's just because we can no longer taste the gin.

10. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the
kitchen floor (or the mop?)

11. We fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when we sit on it.

12. We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault that
we're having problems walking straight.

40 posted on 09/01/2006 5:40:52 AM PDT by backinthefold (David, a teenage Jew, beat Goliath, a 9 foot tall palestine, with a rock and faith in God)

41 posted on 09/01/2006 5:41:24 AM PDT by new cruelty

To: martin_fierro

I gotta get me one of those!

42 posted on 09/01/2006 5:50:03 AM PDT by Chanticleer (Courage is not simply one of the virtues but the form of every virtue at the testing point. Lewis)

43 posted on 09/01/2006 5:54:16 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)

To: sully777; The_Victor; BJClinton; Chanticleer

44 posted on 09/01/2006 5:56:55 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer

To: ShadowDancer

Don't let that stop you -- Veggie Tales most certainly rock!

45 posted on 09/01/2006 5:57:03 AM PDT by Chanticleer (Courage is not simply one of the virtues but the form of every virtue at the testing point. Lewis)

To: nuke rocketeer

Morning, Nuke. Was the salsa too spicy last night?

46 posted on 09/01/2006 6:05:01 AM PDT by Chanticleer (Courage is not simply one of the virtues but the form of every virtue at the testing point. Lewis)

The first time I watched them I laughed so hard I could barely catch my breath. Most of the humor in there is totally for the grown ups.

47 posted on 09/01/2006 6:07:57 AM PDT by ShadowDancer (No autopsy, no foul.)

The first time I watched them I laughed so hard I could barely catch my breath. Most of the humor in there is totally for the grown ups.

48 posted on 09/01/2006 6:08:02 AM PDT by ShadowDancer (No autopsy, no foul.)

The first time I watched them I laughed so hard I could barely catch my breath. Most of the humor in there is totally for the grown ups.

49 posted on 09/01/2006 6:08:23 AM PDT by ShadowDancer (No autopsy, no foul.)

To: SquirrelKing

50 posted on 09/01/2006 6:11:08 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer

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