It is 279 days, 2 hours, 28 minutes, 3 secondsss until the disgusting Marxism-loving arrogant Christophobic nefarious lying imperious preening opportunistic petty heinous autocratic Imperialist bragging vengeful tricky pathetic querulous haughty self-centered constantly-golfing despicable Che-idolizing demonic cocky destructive Islamic ruthless tragedy-celebrating malevolent miscreant caucasian-hating nasty loathsome homosexual Allah-worshiping failing criminal-coddling patronizing oligarchist disasterous smug anti-American freakish sissified thin-skinned oppressive Internet-killing sociopathic hateful racist Mohammad-loving traitorous evil supercilious glib angry incompetent treasonous Supreme-Court-destroying threatening middle-finger-waving breacher-of-trust socialist petulant conceited deviant violence-provoking Constitution-ignoring malignant narcissist noxious Saboteur-In-Chief illegal hideous Satanic communist gay crack-smoking pernicious Kenyan crypto-muslim mendacious dictator usurping so-called-President "Stompy-Foot" Obama,...