Governor Baldacci is my shepherd. I shall not want. He leadeth me beside still factories. He showeth me empty stores. He restoreth my doubt in government budgets. He guideth me to the path of unemployment. He annointeth the legislative budgetmakers, so that my tax burden runnethover my income. He giveth in to the MEA agenda for schools which teach not the three Rs. He giveth in to the enviros who maketh a National Park of my home. He giveth me jobs waiting table on people From Away who can afford vacations. Surely, poverty and hard living shall follow the Baldacci...