Judge Jake Bong was flattered that an attorney representing the sovereign state of Iran had turned up in his courtroom in Packapoopo, Georgia. "Lemme get this straight, Mr. Wazoo, or whatever your name is. Sorry if I can't pronounce it. Y'all want me to issue a restraining order so's President Bush can't make war against your country, or use the armed forces of the United States to do bodily harm to Eye-ran's citizens or property. That right?" "Precisely right, your honor." "Well, heck, it seems like a reasonable request to me, so I hereby grant it. If you'll wait, I'll...