Toy Story 4 is premiering next week, which means the stars are doing interviews to promote it, which means the Internet is picking apart every syllable to find something to be angry about. Outrage mining is America's #1 growth industry. Here's a snippet from what appears to be a harmless, lighthearted celebrity interview: "You don't know how to play Spades?" "I'm gonna say I do, just 'cause I wanna move on." I thought this was kind of funny because I don't know how to play Spades* either. I don't like card games in general, and when people talk about them,...