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"They stole our entire platform, rebranded it 'progressive', and claimed it as their own," declared a CPUSA spokesperson at a press conference in San Francisco. "And we communists say, not so fast! The Communist Party representative explained that government ownership of the auto and financial industries, redistribution of wealth, and free rationed healthcare have always been among the glorious CPUSA objectives: "We held on to these goals through all the difficult years of factional infighting, purges, denunciations, and heroic espionage on behalf of the Soviet intelligence services. (The People's Cube) The Democratic Party responded by kicking off it's 2012 presidential...

Here's something with brilliance that is too incredible not to keep giving. See if you can pick out how many familiar characters you've come to loathe in this contemporary Photochoppage of a famous painting (without looking at the list). Trust me ... the image you will see will not disappoint.

In this episode of the Conscience of Kansas radio program we run the best of 2009 part #1 including Matt Bruce, Chet Waivers- action weather reporter, DC from Chimpsy Radio, Dr. Hans Matatta, The People's Cube and many, many more. It a really funny show.

In an audacious raid Friday, al-Qaeda terrorists managed to slip past White House security and seize President Obama's teleprompter. Their demands were released in a grainy video, which apparently showed the president's teleprompter, bound and blindfolded but unharmed, while heavily armed masked men stood behind it, quoting from the Qur'an. The content of their demands is not being released. President Obama, visibly shaken, attempted to address the White House press corps on his own. "Words, uh, um, I, uh, heh-heh, well..." "We need a verb!" shouted David Gregory of MSNBC. "I uh, know that," quipped the president testily. "And... I'll...

{snip} The Rules of Socialist Acquisition (a representative sample) 1. To each according to his ability to work the system. 2. Compassion without coercion is useless. 3. Never ask when you can use the government to take. 4. The vast majority of the rich in this galaxy are undertaxed. 5. All we want is what's yours. 6. Monopoly is evil unless the government runs it. 7. Class envy makes a good running mate. 8. If a government program fails, repeat. 9. Every rake deserves to be stepped on twice. 10. It is critical that the expected "returns" on any "investment"...

American automakers responded with great enthusiasm to yesterday's decision by General Motors to compost its gas-guzzling business model and close four pickup truck and SUV plants - a unilateral gesture of good will towards the environment that will result in 10,000 lost jobs. The automaker communities are widely celebrating the event with eco-friendly block parties, Earth fairs, outdoor concerts of New Age music, drum circles in the wilderness, meditations, body painting, and unrhymed poetry readings that venerate the earth as a living, spiritual being that feels pain when it is bring drilled for oil.

The famous Beltway bordello that was shut down after 13 years of impeccable service last October is now fighting back with a vengeance. Madam Deborah Jeane Palfrey and her lawyer claim their business was in no way different from the generally accepted liberal practices of simulating love and compassion for the downtrodden with the purpose of amassing large fortunes and obtaining power...

I've never done a dedicated website-pimping post, so please bear with me if I fumble it. There is simply no way to give an adequate description of The People's Cube. - It is savagely anti-Leftist - For those of us who grew up during the Cold War and have some knowlege of the hell of life behind the Iron Curtain, it is poignantly accurate in its satire - The humor is simply brilliant (though it could be argued that mocking the communists, socialists, and leftists makes for rather easy jokes and parodies... all that is required is to be *slightly*...