(SATIRE) OPERATION JADED HELMET: Operational Modus FROM: Briga-Dear General, “Uncle” Ruthie Fabulous, 102nd GLBT Brigade MEMO: Guys, gals, and transgendered whatever: The following instructions are provided to assist you in-country as we benevolently mix and meld undetected with the indigenous people of New Mexico. We are there to earn their hearts and minds and Master the Human Domain, whatever that may mean (truthfully, guys, and whoever, they won’t tell me what it means.) NOTE: New Mexico is just to the left of Texas, or Tejas. It is not the regular Mexico. Not yet, away. Operational Modus 1. Never try to...