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  • Biden Campaign Releases Theme Song

    06/01/2020 8:17:37 AM PDT · by hiho hiho · 23 replies
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTM40o3WgZo
  • Up, Up and Away! World's largest all-electric aircraft takes to the skies for the first time making a 30-minute flight over Washington State-(100 mile range...)

    05/28/2020 11:36:48 AM PDT · by RomanSoldier19 · 189 replies
    Up, Up and Away! World's largest all-electric aircraft takes to the skies for the first time making a 30-minute flight over Washington State A single test pilot flew the all-electric aircraft over Moses Lake in Washington MagniX have added their 750-watt electric motor to a Cessna Grand Caravan It can seat up to nine people and required few changes to make it all electric They hope to have a 100-mile range commercial version on sale in 2021
  • Cuomo orders NYC subway trains sanitized every night

    04/29/2020 1:30:08 PM PDT · by RomanSoldier19 · 61 replies
    https://thehill.com/h ^ | 04/29/20 02:18 PM EDT | BY MARTY JOHNSON
    New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D) on Wednesday ordered that all New York City subway cars be cleaned every night by Metropolitan Transportation Authority (MTA) workers to ensure the safety of essential personnel during the coronavirus pandemic. “Any essential worker who shows up and gets on a train should know that that train was disinfected the night before,” Cuomo told reporters at his daily coronavirus press briefing. “Letting them endanger their own life and endanger the lives of others is not helping anyone,” Cuomo said. The governor said that he wants the MTA to present to him a plan for...
  • White House Coronavirus Press Conference questions leaked.

    04/07/2020 5:59:14 AM PDT · by McGruff · 15 replies
    Twitter ^ | 4/7/2020
    BREAKING: Someone hacked Twitter and posted the questions to be asked at today's White House Coronavirus Press Conference. Video at link.
  • Squirrels

    04/06/2020 4:37:59 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 59 replies
    email from a friend | 4/6/2020 | unknown
    The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will. At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim, so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week. The Lutheran church decided that they were not in...
  • Former President Joe Biden Joins Trump Administration As Medical Procurement Czar.

    04/02/2020 10:26:55 AM PDT · by Captain Peter Blood · 43 replies
    Self | 04-02-2020 | Captain Peter Blood
    BREAKING NEWS: President Trump and Former VP Joe Biden spoke on the phone last night to discuss the Coronavirus Crisis. Mr. Biden brought up a number of concerns and suggestions. President Trump assured Mr. Biden that most of his suggestions had already been addressed and that everything that could be done was already in place. Mr. Biden offered his services to help in the crisis and the President told him that there was one critical area he might be able to help. President Trump indicated that with all of the urgent priorities his administration was dealing with there was one...
  • Autonomous Cars Struggle in Snow, but MIT Has a Solution for That

    02/26/2020 10:40:34 AM PST · by RomanSoldier19 · 68 replies
    car and no driver ^ | FEB 25, 2020 | By Colin Beresford
    Bad weather can render the cameras and lidar on self-driving cars useless. Researchers at MIT suggest ground-penetrating radar as the fix.
  • Laugh List

    02/20/2020 3:46:18 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 18 replies
    Punme | 2/20/20 | unknown
    1.Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over. 2.I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. 3.I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised. 4.My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away. 5.I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed. 6.My boss told me to have a good day.. so...
  • Trump’s Budget Proposal Would Kill Loans for EV Projects, Including Lordstown Motors

    02/11/2020 9:54:25 PM PST · by RomanSoldier19 · 42 replies
    Car and Driver• ^ | February 10, 2020 | Colin Beresford ,Car and Driver•
    President Trump's budget would eliminate the Advanced Technology Vehicles Manufacturing Loan Program, an Energy Department initiative to lend money to retool factories and advance the progress of electric-vehicle manufacturing.
  • Impeachment Joke

    02/05/2020 2:23:24 PM PST · by DouglasKC · 19 replies
    Freerepublic ^ | Today | self
    What do the Dems call an impeached but acquitted Donald Trump? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mr. President!
  • Some Irish Humor

    02/04/2020 2:43:57 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 35 replies
    email from a friend | 2/4/2020 | unknown
    An Irishman's first drink with his son While reading an article last night about fathers and sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took me son out for his first pint. Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from the cottage. I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it. Then I got him a Kilkenny's, he didn't like that either, so I drank it. Finally, I thought he might like some Harp Lager? He didn't. I drank it. I thought maybe he'd like whisky better than beer so we tried...
  • Is Hillary Clinton angling to become vice president?

    02/01/2020 9:43:46 AM PST · by yesthatjallen · 107 replies
    The Hill ^ | 02 01 2020 | Douglas MacKinnon
    A number of people in politics, the media and elsewhere are openly speculating that if Democrats wind up with a “brokered convention,” with no strong or viable nominee evident, Hillary Clinton might enter the arena as the “savior” who could unite the delegates and go on to defeat President Donald Trump. Clinton herself seemed to throw shade at that theory during an interview with Variety at the Sundance Film Festival. When asked about the “urge” to beat Trump, the former Democratic nominee said: “Yeah, I certainly feel the urge because I feel the 2016 election was a really odd time...
  • Gun-grabber David Hogg puts out a statement so stupid everyone is now dumber

    01/28/2020 6:43:01 AM PST · by rktman · 56 replies
    americanthinker.com ^ | 1/28/2020 | Andrea Widburg
    David Hogg ✔ @davidhogg111 This is a tweet for for the founders of the gun violence prevention movement started centuries ago by almost entirely black, brown and indigenous lgbtq women and non binary people that never got on the news or in most history books. We may not know all your names but thank you. 3,327 8:07 PM - Jan 26, 2020
  • Mark Stein filling in for Tucker just stated on Fox News that Peter Buttigieg is a CIA Agent.

    01/10/2020 5:12:29 PM PST · by tired&retired · 61 replies
    Vanity
    I've taken a lot of flack here on FR for the past few weeks claiming that Buttigieg and his former employer McKinsey & Company were CIA. Mark Stein is filling in for Tucker Carlson and just spent the first ten minutes of the show talking about this.
  • Canadian Comedian Ordered to Pay $35,000 over a Joke

    12/01/2019 10:17:04 AM PST · by SeekAndFind · 37 replies
    PJ Media ^ | 12/01/2019 | Matt Margolis
    Canadian comedian Mike Ward has lost his appeal and has been ordered by a Quebec judge to pay $35,000 because of a joke he told about a disabled boy. Ward was ordered to pay $35,000 to Jeremy Gabriel, who suffers from a genetic disorder that causes facial deformity and affects his hearing, due to a joke the comedian told at shows between 2010 and 2013. Two of three judges ruled Mike Ward’s comments regarding Gabriel were not justifiable in a society where freedom of expression is valued. Ward was originally ordered to pay an additional $7,000 to Gabriel’s mother—a fine...
  • Hillary Clinton: ‘If anyone should be telling Trump jokes, it’s me’

    11/06/2019 6:06:03 PM PST · by Libloather · 50 replies
    LA Times ^ | 11/06/19 | CHRISTI CARRAS
    **SNIP** “I can’t blame Trump for trying to help Sean Spicer,” Hillary began, referring to the president’s public support of his former employee who’s competing for the Season 28 “DWTS” crown. “But if there’s one thing we’ve learned, it’s that these guys really can’t win the popular vote.” “Former White House spokesman Sean Spicer is now on ‘Dancing With the Stars,’” Chelsea continued. “It is an improvement on his old job, ‘Dancing Around the Issues.’” After skewering Spicer for his brief and controversial stint as a White House rep, the pair then directed their humor at their favorite political punching...
  • Scarborough: Fight Fox News By Registering Your Friends to Vote Dem

    10/07/2019 9:30:21 AM PDT · by governsleastgovernsbest · 32 replies
    NewsBusters ^ | Mark Finkelstein
    Joe Scarborough: he's not just another liberal talking head anymore. Now he's a bona fide Democrat electoral strategist, offering advice on how Dems can rack up a big win in 2020 and defeat President Trump. On today's Morning Joe, Professor Eddie Glaude was beside himself. He told Joe "I don't know what to do," faced with people who listen to Fox News and buy into the "lies" of Republican politicians. Scarborough consoled/explained to Glaude that everyone should vote Democrat to protest all the hate, bigotry, and lies of Trump: [snip] JOE SCARBOROUGH: Do you know what you do? And I...
  • Saddle up!

    09/18/2019 3:58:22 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 8 replies
    email | 9/18/2019 | unknown
    A Jewish bookie was at the races playing the ponies and losing his shirt. He noticed a Priest step out onto the track and blessed the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th race. Lo and behold, that horse - a long shot won the race. Next race, as the horses lined up, the Priest stepped onto the track. Sure enough, he blessed one of the horses. The bookie made a beeline for a betting window and placed a small bet on the horse. Again, even though it was another long shot, the horse won the...
  • Sharia UK: Police hunting for man who made a rude joke to a Muslim

    08/19/2019 5:55:07 AM PDT · by LibWhacker · 11 replies
    Jihad Watch ^ | 8/17/19 | Robert Spencer
    AUG 17, 2019 4:00 PM BY ROBERT SPENCER 96 COMMENTS Note TellMAMA’s headline: they claim that this man made a “racist slur” against a Muslim. What race is Islam again? In reality, there are Muslims, and Islamic jihadis, of all races. But TellMAMA wants to intimidate Britons into believing that anyone who makes a rude quip to a Muslim is a racist, and thus deserving to have the book thrown at him. But that’s all this was: a quip. Say anything you want: the guy was rude, or his joke was tasteless, or whatever. But an arrestable offense? That’s insane....
  • Google’s celeb-obsessed search for climate change answers is a hypocritical joke

    08/01/2019 6:44:35 AM PDT · by ChicagoConservative27 · 14 replies
    nypost ^ | Miranda Devine
    It doesn’t get more hypocritical than A-listers jetting in on private planes to bemoan climate change at Google’s private party in Sicily this week. The Gulfstreams, mega-yachts and gas-guzzling Maserati SUVs used to ferry the wokerati around the seaside Google Camp have been spewing out greenhouse gases at the rate of small nations. Former President Barack Obama, actor Leonardo DiCaprio, singer Katy Perry and Prince Harry are said to be among 300 guests invited by Google founders Larry Page and Sergey Brin to their luxurious annual shindig which has been dubbed “Davos by the Sea.” Either they don’t believe climate...