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  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-25-06 ("Dennis Kucinich looks like an elf")

    07/25/2006 6:52:50 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 88 replies · 1,403+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 27, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    Is there an anti-elvian prejudice afoot in the land? According to the DUmmies there is and I can't say I disagree with them. I mean how seriously can you take somebody who looks like a tiny elf? Even Kucinich's former press secretary (William Rivers Pitt) secretly mocked him by sending insider info on the 2004 Kucinich presidential primary campaign to the Kerry campaign in a desperate bid to ingratiate himself with the latter until the Elf discovered the betrayal and fired Pitt. Of course, if an elf cannot be elected president, does that also close the White House doors...