Video Sung to the tune of Candy Man from Tim Hawkins....ENJOY!! Hey everybody, gather round! I'm here to give you anything you like. Want free college? Energy? Mortgages? Whatever you like! You have come to the right place. Why? I'll tell you why! Who can take your money, With a twinkle in their eye? Take it all away and give it to some other guy? The Government... (The Government...) Oh, the Government can And who can tax the sunrise? Who can tax the trees? Let you run a business and collect up all the fees? The Government... (The Government...) Oh,...