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TULSA - Blake Champlin, a Tulsa lawyer and environmental activist, died Monday at his home when a tree supporting a hammock fell and crushed him. Champlin, 45, died instantly, said Gerald Hilsher, an attorney with Shipley & Kellogg, Champlin's former law firm. Champlin was a member of Sierra Club and Save the Illinois River, and the director of Keep Tulsa Beautiful. He also pushed for an agreement between Oklahoma and Arkansas on phosphorus limits in northeast Oklahoma waters, Hilsher said. Champlin was a past director of the Oklahoma Society of Environmental Professionals and a past chairman of the Environmental Law...

U.S. Supreme Court rewrites Constitution and 3,000 years of history WASHINGTON – The U.S. Supreme Court today rewrote the U.S. Constitution and 3,000 years of legal history by striking down the Texas sodomy law in a 6-3 decision. The court overrode the Constitution, the history of American law, and its own precedent by declaring in Lawrence v. Texas that there is a right to privacy to protect private, adult consensual sexual activity. Justice Kennedy wrote for the majority, and only Justices Scalia and Thomas and Chief Justice Rhenquist dissented. The majority reasoned, unbelievably, that because of the trend in state...

SCOTUS sided with the perverts.

Columbus, Ohio - Ohio Governor Bob Taft has been named the "Sexiest Man Alive" by the Log Cabin Republicans, the nation's largest and most influential organization of gay Republicans. "Between that sexy overbite and the dull, dulcet monotone of his State-of-the-State Addresses there really wasn't anyone else under consideration," said Chauncey Dimmesdale III, chairman of the organization of light-in-the-loafer libertarians. "And the fact that Governor and Mrs. Taft are so opposed to drinking and drugs makes sodomy seem all the more transgressive. God, Bob Taft is one sexy buck-toothed Buckeye!!" In related news, this reporter has learned that Governor Taft...

Police are searching for a child molester who preys on boys with learning difficulties by pretending to be a private investigator and then luring them to a secluded area and raping them. The predator has struck twice in San Francisco and once in Pacifica, said Inspector Sidney Laws of the San Francisco Police Department's sexual assault detail. As summer gets under way and more children are roaming The City unsupervised, police are alerting summer vacation program operators and parents to the molester's modus operandi. In January, the man accosted a 12-year-old boy at a bus stop on Van Ness Avenue...