Shark Bites Red Water may very well be the first horror movie based on George Bush. I'm guessing it probably won't be the last. Although the film doesn't exactly feature Dubya in a hockey mask slashing up a bunch of teenagers, he does seem indirectly responsible for the numerous corpses on display in Red Water. See, the film begins with an oil drilling operation in a national wildlife refuge deep in the bayous of Louisiana. Seems some politician somewhere thought it was a good idea to allow drilling in national parks. Turns out such short-sighted environmental policy leads directly to...