One reason why congress should get no classified information from the Bush administration: I am the Press Secretary and Speech Writer for Representative Jerrold Nadler. Yeah, can you believe it? Even with this insane website on the internet, they still let me work for a United States Congressman! As my good friend and inspiration, Yakov Smirnov, used to say -- "Vhat a country!" ME Whattya wanna know about Da Schmeltz? Welcome To The Professional World of Eric Schmeltzer Please hire me!! Check it out! I'm good! WACKY Oh man, I don't know if you can handle... THE LINKS! A futher...