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  • Muschamp makes 1st appearance as Florida's coach (Opens mouth, inserts foot)

    12/15/2010 7:12:17 PM PST · by Bulldawg Fan · 10 replies
    www.thestate.com ^ | 12/15/10 | unknown
    GAINESVILLE, Fla. – Will Muschamp spent part of his childhood in Gainesville, growing up just a few streets from Florida Field and cheering for the Gators. He left in the mid-80s, then returned as a player at Georgia and as an assistant coach with Auburn and LSU. He's back again - this time in a much different capacity. Muschamp, who agreed to a five-year contract worth $13.5 million to replace Urban Meyer, was formally introduced as Florida's new coach Tuesday. He took center stage for a 40-minute news conference filled with confidence, enthusiasm and witty one-liners. "University of Florida is...
  • Obama's Asian Shellacking

    11/16/2010 1:41:28 AM PST · by Scanian · 8 replies
    The American Thinker ^ | November 16, 2010 | Sam Foster
    It turns out being president is a lot harder than Barack Obama thought it was. After the biggest electoral defeat in 80 years, Obama packed up Air Force One and headed out for a political shellacking abroad. You'd be hard pressed to locate an accurate picture of world opinion regarding Obama's trip from our adoring media, so here are the highlights as reported by the foreign press. Nothing is more emblematic of the Obama Administration's tactful use of "smart power" than the front page of the Drudge Report the other day after Obama delivered his Jakarta speech. As reported by...
  • The Bike Helmet Wars

    10/09/2010 6:41:08 PM PDT · by shove_it · 107 replies · 2+ views
    WSJ ^ | 10/9/2010 | VIRGINIA POSTREL
    Poor Barack Obama. He can't take a simple bicycle ride without attracting criticism. During the 2008 campaign, Obama was photographed wearing a bike helmet while cycling in Chicago. Critics said he looked like a dork. Then last year, when he rode handsomely bare-headed down the paths of Martha's Vineyard, the safety lobby lambasted him for setting a dangerous example. So on last month's return to the island, the carefully helmeted president appeased those critics—only to reawaken charges that he looked like an unmanly wimp. Maybe next year he'll give up and leave the bike rides to the First Daughters. This...
  • Caption this photo of Barry in the Oval Office, and his staff's reaction

    06/22/2010 11:36:34 AM PDT · by reaganrevolutionin2010 · 70 replies · 1+ views
    Flickr Photos ^ | July, 2009 | The White House
  • Caption Obama hitting the campaign trail in Iowa

    04/28/2010 1:58:58 PM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 26 replies · 725+ views
    President Barack Obama smiles as he tours POET Biorefining in Macon, Mo., Wednesday, April 28, 2010.… US President Barack Obama, seen here addressing workers at the Siemens Energy Inc. facility in Fort Madison, Iowa, reached out Tuesday to Americans yet to feel the nascent economic recovery, firing up the Democratic campaign to avoid a drubbing in November's mid-term polls.
  • Gang Punk Dies in "Accidental" Shooting

    03/25/2010 6:50:47 AM PDT · by laotzu · 11 replies · 597+ views
    WOAI ^ | 3/25/10 | Jim Forsyth
    San Antonio - A 29 year old man is in custody in connection with the shooting death of a teenager near Jefferson high school overnight, 1200 WOAI news reports. Police think the victim was shot 'accidentally' by a fellow gang member in a home in the 200 block of Thomas Jefferson. The unidentified teen was pronounced dead at the scene. A couple of hours later, detectives picked up Michael Juarez, 29, and charged him with manslaughter. Detectives say both Juarez and the victim were in the same dorky street gang, and the shooting may have been an 'accident.'
  • Kerry likens Brown supporters to controversial '08 Palin crowds

    01/18/2010 1:17:19 PM PST · by maggief · 52 replies · 1,547+ views
    The Hill ^ | January 18, 2010 | Michael O'Brien
    EXCERPTS "I'm no stranger to hard fought campaigns, but what we’ve seen in the past few days is way over the line and reminiscent of the dangerous atmosphere of Sarah Palin's 2008 campaign rallies," Kerry said Monday. "This is not how democracy works in Massachusetts." (snip) "Scott Brown needs to speak up and get his out of state tea party supporters under control," Kerry said. "In Massachusetts, we fight hard and win elections on the issues and on our differences, not with bullying and threats."
  • Don't be a gun dork in traffic stops

    12/31/2009 3:59:47 PM PST · by majstoll · 112 replies · 4,068+ views
    The Examiner.com ^ | December 31, 2009 | Mike Stollenwerk
    On numerous Internet forums, and some email lists, gun owners periodically report being hassled by police when pulled over for routine traffic infractions. . . . But often there is a common thread to these stories – the dorky gun owner brought up the gun thing all on her own! . . .
  • O-bam-a! U.S. President Shows Off His Martial Arts Skills On Visit to South Korea

    11/19/2009 8:50:30 PM PST · by Steelfish · 17 replies · 1,112+ views
    Daily Mail (UK) ^ | November 19, 2009
    O-bam-a! U.S. President Shows Off His Martial Arts Skills On Visit to South Korea [Pics in URL] 19th November 2009 He's already known for his moves on the basketball court and the dance floor. But Barack Obama is not letting the world forget about the other moves he has in his arsenal. Taking advantage of a trip to South Korea today, he showed off his tae kwon do skills to President Lee Myung-bak. Bam! President Barack Obama shows off his tae kwon do skills as President Lee Myung-Bak looks approving at the presidential palace in Seoul today Mr Obama struck...
  • Post Dorky Obama pictures here!

    11/17/2009 6:39:39 AM PST · by mom3boys · 56 replies · 2,988+ views
    11/17/09 | Me
    I was looking for that picture of O cringing next to Michelle at a martial arts demonstration at the White House lawn, but couldn't find it. Then, I wanted to gather more nancy-boy/dorky pics of him for posterity. Post away!
  • Olbermann's latest low blow

    10/17/2009 2:59:14 AM PDT · by Scanian · 62 replies · 3,214+ views
    NY Post ^ | October 16, 2009 | Editorial
    MSNBC uber-dork Keith Olbermann has done it again. The cable channel's principal pontificator -- in naming syndicated columnist Michelle Malkin "the worst person in the world" on Wednesday night -- blasted her "total mindless, morally bankrupt, knee-jerk, fascistic hatred, without which Michelle Malkin would just be a mashed-up bag of meat with lipstick on it." AirAmerica.com blogger Megan Carpentier found Olbermann's remarks more than slightly misogynistic, and said, "By attacking Michelle Malkin's politics with an assault on women of every political persuasion, and then indicating a desire to see her physically harmed, a person might understandably get the idea that...
  • Daily Presidential Tracking Poll -- 0bama now at -14!

    08/23/2009 6:35:52 AM PDT · by ScottinVA · 465 replies · 20,809+ views
    Rasmussen Reports ^ | 23 August 2009 | Scott Rasmussen
    The Rasmussen Reports daily Presidential Tracking Poll for Sunday shows that 27% of the nation's voters Strongly Approve of the way that Barack Obama is performing his role as President. Forty-one percent (41%) Strongly Disapprove giving Obama a Presidential Approval Index rating of -14. These figures mark the lowest Approval Index rating yet recorded for this President. The previous low of -12 was reached on July 30 (see trends). Prior to today, the number who Strongly Approved of the President’s performance had never fallen below 29%. Some of the decline has come from within the President’s own party. Just 49%...
  • Schakowsky Calls Parties "Despicable' and "Shameful"

    04/16/2009 11:57:55 AM PDT · by jmaroneps37 · 38 replies · 1,560+ views
    The Hill ^ | April 16, 2009 | unknown
    Schakowsky Statement on 'Tax Day Tea Parties' CHICAGO, IL (April 15, 2009) – Rep. Jan Schakowsky, D-IL, released the following statement in response to “tea parties” being held on Tax Day. “The ‘tea parties’ being held today by groups of right-wing activists, and fueled by FOX News Channel, are an effort to mislead the public about the Obama economic plan that cuts taxes for 95 percent of Americans and creates 3.5 million jobs. It’s despicable that right-wing Republicans would attempt to cheapen a significant, honorable moment of American history with a shameful political stunt. Not a single American household or...
  • Your Mother's Basement (also known as, please give me technical networking help with ubuntu 6.06)

    02/16/2009 6:37:42 PM PST · by Ron Jeremy · 19 replies · 1,565+ views
    Me on FR ^ | today | me
    So, you are sitting in your mothers basement right now, checking your favorite message boards while tending to the carpal tunnel syndrome you have developed from too many hours playing world of warcraft. You have a crush on that level 60 wizard, and she claims she is a girl, but then again, its probably another dude in his mothers basement. You'd like to get out sometimes. Sometimes you even do. You make it to the comic book store once a week, and sometimes even travel to local star trek conventions. Still, you wonder why you have not received the publicity...
  • O Celebration: It's Not Racism

    11/06/2008 11:09:23 AM PST · by foutsc · 21 replies · 1,100+ views
    Nietzsche is Dead ^ | 6 Nov 08 | foutsc
    Black voters turned out in force and voted overwhelmingly for Barack Obama. General Colin Powell endorsed him. An emotional Condoleezza Rice spoke Wednesday of how excited she was to see this historic event. Some are pointing to this as black racism. That's nonsense, and here's why.We're all aware of the history of race relations in this country. Even those of us who under no circumstances would have voted for Obama can at least breath a sigh of relief: Finally, race is no longer a barrier to the pinnacle of national and world leadership. As a bonus, we can now look...
  • McClellan Is a True Patriot, and my personal hero! Got to love the whistle Blower Laws

    05/29/2008 11:31:18 AM PDT · by multimediaman · 227 replies · 426+ views
    5-29-2008 | multimediaman
  • CAPTION Bowling Barack ! !

    03/30/2008 5:46:41 PM PDT · by Lizavetta · 92 replies · 2,723+ views
  • Picture of mars

    09/25/2007 7:20:06 AM PDT · by LVOkie · 28 replies · 143+ views
    myself | 9-24-07 | steve long
    This is a pic i took of Mars with a 6 mega pixel Kodak digital camera in my back yard. Its not a telescope view but it goes ta show how close Mars actualy is this year to Earth. I have a friend who has a nice telescope and we can see the ice caps and crators on Mars like looking at the moon, but have no way to hook a camera up to it.
  • OBAMA: NO NUKES. (Would not use nuclear weapons 'in any circumstance')

    08/02/2007 9:39:23 AM PDT · by Uncledave · 170 replies · 4,435+ views
    Drudge ^ | 8/2/2007
    OBAMA: NO NUKES... Obama said Thursday he would not use nuclear weapons 'in any circumstance'... 'I think it would be a profound mistake for us to use nuclear weapons in any circumstance,' Obama said, with a pause, 'involving civilians' Then he quickly added, 'Let me scratch that'...
  • Woman, She is a Goddess to me

    04/30/2007 7:21:59 PM PDT · by RunningWolf · 438 replies · 13,226+ views
    I think Charlize Theron is my ultimate Goddess of a Woman.