n the infinite wisdom that is our state legislature, a bill has been proposed that will give illegal immigrants a "driving privilege" card. Come to our country illegally, take a test, get a license. It'll keep us all safe. Yuh. In related news, in order for me to renew the drivers license that I've had since I was seventeen--at which time I had to prove that I was a citizen and NJ resident and old enough to drive--I need to again prove my citizenship and residency by producing items from three different lists, which include but are not limited to...