All right, people! After wrangling, unfulfilled promises, and arm twisting, I would like to introduce to Free Republic a family member of mine. He will go by the name "St. Clair Slim." That name is perfect because he is a lanky, tall, and skinny dude. Cousin or not, I believe this 19 year old kid has the right stuff. So, without any further ado, please welcome St. Clair Slim into the fold. Do not, under any circumstances, take it easy on him. Make him "bring it" just like I do. And like I said, I believe he has the right...