"The meeting of the Axis of Evil is called to order," Ernst Stavro Blofeld announced, "and, once again President Jacques Chirac is here as an observer." "We just want to know what the enemy is doing," Chirac said, "so that we might better appease them and know which direction to run in is most cowardly." "We must stop the Americans in Iraq!" Saddam Hussein yelled. "They are very powerful, though. They killed my sons; even I wasn't even able to do that." "If the Americans are made to look as fools in Iraq," Osama bin Laden stated, "Then I can...
