Marine biologists wear chain-mail to protect themselves from creatures that can measure 8ft, weigh 100lb and carry an armoury of more than 40,000 fearsome teeth along two attack tentacles.
Said marine biologists Aragorn Smith and Boromir Johnson.
Now that they think they’ve succeeded, and think she’s now irrelevant, they give their mea culpa. Which, to my mind, is as repulsive as their attacks, if not more so.
The sun is such an attention hog. Always up there in the sky shining garishly with its spots and flares, crying out, “oh look at me, I’m sooo much better than you.” What an ego...
Maybe. Or maybe the GOP is run by politicians, who, in case you haven’t noticed, are generally arrogant, incompetent, self-serving egomaniacal narcissists. Explains a lot, don’t you think?
Aren't most attacks on a country supposed to be destabilizing? Isn't that sort of the point?
"Well, sir, we're going to attack, but frankly sir, no one will probably notice. Maybe McDonald's won't open until a little later, maybe 9 am. But probably not."