Some editorial poetry:Little Al Goron,He sat like a moron,Eating his SCOFLA pie.With his thumb he pushed hard,A chad fell from the cardHe said: My what a good boy am I!(Apologies to Mother Goose)And another:Divining IntentNon-Votes were gone votes in bygone days,But Goron the Moron won't have it that way,Divining intent from the shade of a dent,He'll tell us he won and now give up our guns.This grinch will make deals with a devilish sort,Treaties with Greenies, sell America short,He'll drink tea 'til he pees so he won't be around,No legal authority controls in his town.